Gentlemens...
Gentlemens...
When your significant other (or others) asks that question - no, not the do you love me one - the dangerous one.
The one which asks"Does my bum look big in this?"
Do you tell the truth?
Do you lie?
Do you pretend you didn't hear?
Do you refuse to incriminate yourself?
Do you head for the hills?
The one which asks"Does my bum look big in this?"
Do you tell the truth?
Do you lie?
Do you pretend you didn't hear?
Do you refuse to incriminate yourself?
Do you head for the hills?
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
Gentlemens...
you should be honest! 
Gentlemens...
I never lie!.....That's why I'm single.....
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
Gentlemens...
I would usually say at that point, "yes, you are right, it was General Pinochet all along", during the period of confusion I would slip out, and make sure I had a nice little pressie for her before I came back, and of course I would be all, "gosh you look so sexy today, what have you done to your hair, you eyes are so sparkly, you are the cutest, what a lucky man I am" when I came back. It usually still wouldn't work, and I would get beaten to within an inch of my life for being a smarm-ball, because you cannot win, they are the rules, but at least its inventive. :wah:
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Gentlemens...
dubs;569737 wrote: I never lie!.....That's why I'm single.....
i always would lie if suzy's bum did in fact look big which it dont
i always would lie if suzy's bum did in fact look big which it dont
Gentlemens...
I always say. Your ass always looks good to me. Then I cross myself and start doing hail Mary's. She usually laughs.
Gentlemens...
I'm with ya there wize.
My reply was always a smile and,"come here."
My reply was always a smile and,"come here."
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Gentlemens...
My boyfriend lies to me all the time and I LIKE it!!:D
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WonderWendy3;569802 wrote: My boyfriend lies to me all the time and I LIKE it!!:D
OOHhh, Kinda naughty aint ya??? :rolleyes:
OOHhh, Kinda naughty aint ya??? :rolleyes:
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Soberano;569805 wrote: When wifey asks does my bum look big in this i just say "Do you mind i can't see the telly and you are blocking out the light"
:eek: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
:eek: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Galbally;569807 wrote: OOHhh, Kinda naughty aint ya??? :rolleyes:
ummm
:p
ummm
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jimbo;569781 wrote: i always would lie if suzy's bum did in fact look big which it dont 
Good save mate!.....

Good save mate!.....
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
Gentlemens...
I can't bug anybody, I have no butt. 
Gentlemens...
I asked the hubby that once and his reply was "depends on your defination of big". 
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
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Sheryl;569827 wrote: I asked the hubby that once and his reply was "depends on your defination of big". 
then the next time you saw him naked you could've explained your definition of small! :sneaky: :wah:
just kiddin'
then the next time you saw him naked you could've explained your definition of small! :sneaky: :wah:
just kiddin'
Gentlemens...
:wah: I got him back don't worry! 
"Girls are crazy! I'm not ever getting married, I can make my own sandwiches!"
my son
my son
Gentlemens...
I normally say
Yes But how can having more of you around be a bad thing?
No-but then i get accused of lying.
No-one of the things I like about you is you're built like an amazon.
So long as it's a good handful I don't care.
Compared to what?
or, Yes dear-(sometimes I get caught out and don't realise she was asking something that required me to think for myself.)
Yes But how can having more of you around be a bad thing?
No-but then i get accused of lying.
No-one of the things I like about you is you're built like an amazon.
So long as it's a good handful I don't care.
Compared to what?
or, Yes dear-(sometimes I get caught out and don't realise she was asking something that required me to think for myself.)