Ask Jimbo anything ...anything at all

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 4:38 am

Jimbo, have you ever seen two seagulls have sex?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:17 am

Hey Jimbo, How the heck are ya???

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:25 am

Imladris;568332 wrote: Jimbo, have you ever seen two seagulls have sex?

only these ones click on piccy:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:27 am

WonderWendy3;568352 wrote: Hey Jimbo, How the heck are ya???

ww i love you nearly as much as red glitter and immy ,but not as much as hammy or not nearly as much as sue

or wisey ,soberano , or bh672 :wah: :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:28 am

Imladris;568323 wrote: Jimbo, had you noticed that I'm back?

immys back :guitarist :guitarist

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:29 am

Imladris;568326 wrote: Jimbo, I need to lose some weight, what's the best way to do this?

catch mrsa .... or diet and take excercise :guitarist :guitarist

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:31 am

Imladris;568328 wrote: Jimbo, my hubby turns 50 next week, what should I buy him?

a pair of thia boxing shorts a punch bag and jimbo's thai work out cd :guitarist :guitarist

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:31 am

Imladris;568331 wrote: Jimbo, am I annoying you yet?:sneaky:

no never , immy = special

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:34 am

jimbo;568361 wrote: catch mrsa .... or diet and take excercise :guitarist :guitarist

Pah! Dieting = torture!

jimbo;568362 wrote: a pair of thia boxing shorts a punch bag and jimbo's thai work out cd :guitarist :guitarist

Don't be ridiculous - give him a way to fight back? Never!

jimbo;568365 wrote: no never , immy = special

Aaaaah xxxx for you

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:36 am

Imladris;568368 wrote: Pah! Dieting = torture!

Don't be ridiculous - give him a way to fight back? Never!

Aaaaah xxxx for you

ahem click here

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 5:49 am

jimbo;568372 wrote: ahem click here

No seagull sex there!!!

I remember when that 1st came out - now I feel old.

I wonder how long it took to get his hair like that - I have a similar look each morning!!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:00 am

Imladris;568382 wrote: No seagull sex there!!!

I remember when that 1st came out - now I feel old.

I wonder how long it took to get his hair like that - I have a similar look each morning!!

my mistake i thought it sais a fock of seagulls:wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:08 am

What's the worst meal you've ever eaten?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:20 am

Sheryl;568399 wrote: What's the worst meal you've ever eaten?

when i first met sue, she said you can eat jenna's dinner she is not hungry i was eating it some sort of soup but after a few mouthfulls i noticed chocalates in the middle of it i asked sue what it was it turned out sue's 3 year old daughter ate the dinner ate the chocalates then threw up on the plate as did i in the bathroom a few moments later

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:22 am

ewwww, :yh_sick :yh_sick

What's the most useless gift anyone has ever bought you?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Mar 05, 2007 6:23 am

Sheryl;568408 wrote: ewwww, :yh_sick :yh_sick

What's the most useless gift anyone has ever bought you?

shampoo:(

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:05 pm

Jimbo, I'm back!

Did you miss me?/?

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:19 pm

jimbo;568405 wrote: when i first met sue, she said you can eat jenna's dinner she is not hungry i was eating it some sort of soup but after a few mouthfulls i noticed chocalates in the middle of it i asked sue what it was it turned out sue's 3 year old daughter ate the dinner ate the chocalates then threw up on the plate as did i in the bathroom a few moments later

Geez, jimbo, that should have been easy to swallow, it was already chewed up for you!!! :wah:

Sue gave it to you to eat, eh? Cool!!! :wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 5:41 pm

Pinky;570276 wrote: barf!!!!!

Yes, that was the name of the soup. It's not as good when it's still crunchy, so jimbo had some that had been softened for him. What's the problem, Pinky?

;)

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 6:38 pm

Why are the top-row numbers on my phone and fax machine numbered 1, 2, 3, while my calculator's top row goes 7, 8, 9?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 7:58 pm

why are the left hand doors always locked at the stores?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:47 pm

Nomad;570319 wrote: Why are the top-row numbers on my phone and fax machine numbered 1, 2, 3, while my calculator's top row goes 7, 8, 9?

MINE TOO NOMAD

something is not right :rolleyes:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Mar 06, 2007 11:48 pm

guppy;570406 wrote: why are the left hand doors always locked at the stores?

coz people always says ,when you leave make sure the door is left locked

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:02 am

Hello Jimbo, Did you miss me?

What is your favorite race car? I used to like the tide car, but I will seitch now, they brought my driver back, ricky rudd, he is going to be in the snickers car.

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:20 am

If given the chance, would you mud wrestle a women?

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:32 am

Have you ever seen this show? I think it is very funny!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:40 am

Tater Tazz;570558 wrote: Hello Jimbo, Did you miss me?

What is your favorite race car? I used to like the tide car, but I will seitch now, they brought my driver back, ricky rudd, he is going to be in the snickers car.

i'm not into racing at all though i did like damion hill :driving:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:41 am

Tater Tazz;570578 wrote: If given the chance, would you mud wrestle a women?

no of course not whats wrong with jelly :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:42 am

Tater Tazz;570585 wrote: Have you ever seen this show? I think it is very funny!

it used to be about 30 years ago , i once met wendy richards ... miss brown i think

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:45 am

I always wanted to just anwser like they do at work! I think it would be funny.

So, what are you doing for easter?

are you going to have a big meal?

are you having a easter egg hunt?

are you going to get a big chocolate bunny?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:49 am

Tater Tazz;570602 wrote: I always wanted to just anwser like they do at work! I think it would be funny.

So, what are you doing for easter?when is it :-3

are you going to have a big meal?yup big family get together

are you having a easter egg hunt?yup i'm going to a shop and hunt some there

are you going to get a big chocolate bunny?yup but i dont like choccy unless its whole nut

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 4:54 am

jimbo;570611 wrote: yup but i dont like choccy unless its whole nut

Easter is early this year, april 8th. So, if you had a chance to go to the circus or go fishing, what would it be?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:03 am

Tater Tazz;570613 wrote: Easter is early this year, april 8th. So, if you had a chance to go to the circus or go fishing, what would it be?

i used to go spear fishing

but i hate the way the circus animals are treated

fishing but it seems cruel:-3

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:21 am

Hey Jimbo, getting ready to change my sig again...did you see the sexy WW in the photo thread???

And your sig is hilarious...btw:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 5:22 am

WonderWendy3;570625 wrote: Hey Jimbo, getting ready to change my sig again...did you see the sexy WW in the photo thread???

And your sig is hilarious...btw:wah:

er no

thanks

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:34 am

hey jimbo,

did you have a nice, warm bowl of barf soup for breakfast? Pinky wants to know!

:D

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 6:45 am

BH672;570654 wrote: hey jimbo,

did you have a nice, warm bowl of barf soup for breakfast? Pinky wants to know!

:D

i'm just a lazy bullimic mate i eat it chew it then spit it out saves all that being sick :wah: :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 7:03 am

jimbo;570656 wrote: i'm just a lazy bullimic mate i eat it chew it then spit it out saves all that being sick :wah: :wah:

yeah but I'm a failed bulimic - I never remember to throw up after the binging!

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:17 am

How cold is it there jimbo?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:20 am

Tater Tazz;570747 wrote: How cold is it there jimbo?

lovely spring day warm sunny lovely :wah:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:22 am

Nice! frigin cold here. Do you suffer from pms?

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:23 am

Tater Tazz;570756 wrote: Nice! frigin cold here. Do you suffer from pms?

only when sue gets it she makes sure i suffer:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:25 am

For men that means petite male scrodum.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:27 am

Tater Tazz;570762 wrote: For men that means petite male scrodum.

well probably its not that warm having about it , you had best ask sue really mines the only one i've seen

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:27 am

I see you have no anwser jimbo.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:30 am

Tater Tazz;570768 wrote: I see you have no anwser jimbo.

er ok er yes:-3 :-3

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:31 am

YOu see me lurking don't you??

I'm a loss for questions...can you believe it??

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Wed Mar 07, 2007 8:32 am

What is the worst thing you have ever done?