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Right, advice, well I was wondering about how to wrap burrito...........nah, just messing. What do I want advice on? Hmmmnnnnn? Whats the best way to keep young women from Lowestoft entertained on the Internet Pinky? Any sarcastic advice on that one? :wah:
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Pinky;571202 wrote: Um, well you have me stumped for words there Dr G.
Maybe take the mickey out of them for being carrot crunchers and the Bernard matthews disaster...that may get mixed resultschowever.
Ypu're best bet is just to go for being yourself and whatever you know about the ';lady' hehehe!
Dear pinky, I have heard it said that you consider yourself a carrot cruncher? What does this mean, and what are you training for when taking a bite on one of these long, juicy carrots with a cunning grin, does it give you certain skills that you feel may be useful on other levels? Also, were you at any stage involved in supplying contaminated turkey's to a poultry processing factory in East Anglia owned by one Mr. Bernard Mathews Esquire, on or around the Month of February 2007, and can anyone cooberate your story?
Maybe take the mickey out of them for being carrot crunchers and the Bernard matthews disaster...that may get mixed resultschowever.
Ypu're best bet is just to go for being yourself and whatever you know about the ';lady' hehehe!
Dear pinky, I have heard it said that you consider yourself a carrot cruncher? What does this mean, and what are you training for when taking a bite on one of these long, juicy carrots with a cunning grin, does it give you certain skills that you feel may be useful on other levels? Also, were you at any stage involved in supplying contaminated turkey's to a poultry processing factory in East Anglia owned by one Mr. Bernard Mathews Esquire, on or around the Month of February 2007, and can anyone cooberate your story?
"We are never so happy, never so unhappy, as we imagine"
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
Le Rochefoucauld.
"A smack in the face settles all arguments, then you can move on kid."
My dad 1986.
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Pinky,
All I could come up with is "does my butt look big"...and that is silly since you can't see my butt...
So...ummm how's the weather over there?
All I could come up with is "does my butt look big"...and that is silly since you can't see my butt...
So...ummm how's the weather over there?
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Dear Pinky..Some cheeky R Swype PMd me to say they'd taken my top score on one of the games, in the arcade! I'm torn between two courses of action. Should I Ignore the PM and just take the top spot back? Or should I hunt them down, and knock seven shades out of the cheeky B*****d?.......
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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Hey Pinky, dubs is in line ahead of me, but~
If people point to their wrist when they want to know what the time is, why don't they point to their crotch when they want to know where the bathroom is?
If people point to their wrist when they want to know what the time is, why don't they point to their crotch when they want to know where the bathroom is?
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Give me 5 reasons why cucumbers are better companions than men.
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Nomad;571251 wrote: Give me 5 reasons why cucumbers are better companions than men.
1. they hold their firmness longer
2. they don't blow up for no apparent reason
3. they don't talk back
4. they don't pass gas
5. when they turn green it's a good thing...:yh_whistl
1. they hold their firmness longer
2. they don't blow up for no apparent reason
3. they don't talk back
4. they don't pass gas
5. when they turn green it's a good thing...:yh_whistl
I expressly forbid the use of any of my posts anywhere outside of FG (with the exception of the incredibly witty 'get a room already' )posted recently.
Folks who'd like to copy my intellectual work should expect to pay me for it.:-6
Folks who'd like to copy my intellectual work should expect to pay me for it.:-6
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flopstock;975899 wrote: 1. they hold their firmness longer
2. they don't blow up for no apparent reason
3. they don't talk back
4. they don't pass gas
5. when they turn green it's a good thing...:yh_whistl
They dont mind sleeping in the wet spot
2. they don't blow up for no apparent reason
3. they don't talk back
4. they don't pass gas
5. when they turn green it's a good thing...:yh_whistl
They dont mind sleeping in the wet spot
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Nomad;975938 wrote: They dont mind sleeping in the wet spot
They repeat on you...not at you:rolleyes:
They repeat on you...not at you:rolleyes:
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Which on of these two pics are you more in favor?
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