The Innuendo Thread

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:50 pm

This a thread for screwing around.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:52 pm

koan;576081 wrote: This a thread for screwing around.

Would that be crosshead or Phillips?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:53 pm

Bryn Mawr;576083 wrote: Would that be crosshead or Phillips?
I've never seen a cross head... not when I'm done with it.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 4:55 pm

koan;576086 wrote: I've never seen a cross head... not when I'm done with it.

You win :-6

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 5:02 pm

Soberano;576091 wrote: Nice one Koan, i have just turned the screw on wifey and got a smack in the chops.:wah: How about starting a thread on tact, that would be more helpful.

yes, you'll get a better slapping if you say "please"

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:39 pm

Bryn Mawr;576089 wrote: You win :-6

The goal is for everyone to win. But it's better when there is more than one player.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 6:49 pm

koan;576175 wrote: The goal is for everyone to win. But it's better when there is more than one player.

It's always better when theres more than one player...:-3

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 7:52 pm

RedGlitter;576181 wrote: It's always better when theres more than one player...:-3

Not necessarily. I've got standards.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:29 pm

koan;576213 wrote: Not necessarily. I've got standards.

Well there's the standards...and then there's the keepers.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 8:54 pm

RedGlitter;576232 wrote: Well there's the standards...and then there's the keepers.

( good one

)

I'd rather they put out.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 9:16 pm

koan;576237 wrote: ( good one

)

I'd rather they put out.

It's more like the output that matters, isn't it?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:04 pm

RedGlitter;576240 wrote: It's more like the output that matters, isn't it?

like any outlet, you want to know what voltage is involved.

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:11 pm

koan;576252 wrote: like any outlet, you want to know what voltage is involved.

A/C or D/C? Or both?

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:23 pm

BH672;576255 wrote: A/C or D/C? Or both?

I suppose that's like length or width... you can't have both.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 10:50 pm

koan;576258 wrote: I suppose that's like length or width... you can't have both.

It's all about the rocket in the socket...no need to get anybody's wires crossed.

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Mar 14, 2007 11:55 pm

RedGlitter;576262 wrote: It's all about the rocket in the socket...no need to get anybody's wires crossed.

or to go off half cocked :wah:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:19 am

There is nothing like a good old fashioned, no messing about, ride really is there? Its nearly as good as a good dinner. Oh wait, I mean a ride on a bus, (a love bus?) this is innuendo after all, you know a slice of lady watermelon, a game of low rider, backwards backgammon, butter thy neighbour, reality TV doctors and nurses, naughty cops and robbers, indoor pot-holing, its all good init? :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:41 am

looks like you were so busy riding you forgot to get off.

:o

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:05 am

koan;576283 wrote: looks like you were so busy riding you forgot to get off.

:o

I always get off my dear, just not before the right stop. Arf arf. :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:07 am

Is that on an all-day ticket?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:26 am

RedGlitter;576323 wrote: Is that on an all-day ticket?

Oh a morning rambler or a night-bus special is how I usually ride. :sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 5:47 am

What about change-overs?

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:01 am

My girlfriend asked me for a double entendre, so I gave her one

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:15 am

Sounds like you were fully loaded there, Kram.

*ahem*

This thread's getting obnoxious fast

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:31 am

RedGlitter;576335 wrote: What about change-overs?

As long as your remember you can't be in two buses at once you should be fine, thats my experience. :sneaky:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:54 am

And are you a top deck, or a bottom deck man?.....

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 6:58 am

Galbally;576346 wrote: As long as your remember you can't be in two buses at once you should be fine, thats my experience. :sneaky:

uhhuh...heh heh heh heh.....not going there, not going there...

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:15 am

Sometimes, those top decks are closed off.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:11 am

RedGlitter;576323 wrote: Is that on an all-day ticket?

as opposed to an all day sucker??

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:27 am

:-2

Dang Minks! You're good at this!

Sucker, well....as long as it's on a firm stick...

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:24 am

RedGlitter;576422 wrote: as long as it's on a firm stick...

Is that a two-handed stick?

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:35 am

dubs;576357 wrote: And are you a top deck, or a bottom deck man?.....

Oh bottom deck is where all the real fun is. :rolleyes:

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:36 am

RedGlitter;576358 wrote: uhhuh...heh heh heh heh.....not going there, not going there...

Maybe later.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:37 am

devist8me;576373 wrote: Sometimes, those top decks are closed off.

In England you can get on the top from the back of the bus, its a good country, England. :rolleyes:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:55 am

Galbally;576490 wrote: you can get on the top from the back of the bus

Are they doggie-style buses?

devist8me · Post by **devist8me** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:08 am

BH672;576506 wrote: Are they doggie-style buses?

Only for those who have a problem standing up.

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:14 am

devist8me;576519 wrote: Only for those who have a problem standing up.

:wah: bark . . . bark!:wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:15 am

that rather creates a sticky situation...

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:47 am

BH672;576506 wrote: Are they doggie-style buses?

Depends on how big your dog is mate. :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:48 am

...and what kinda leash you have him on...

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:57 am

RedGlitter;576539 wrote: ...and what kinda leash you have him on...

OOhh, you naughty little glitter bug.

Generally just enough slack, but not too much you wouldn't want your doggie to go on walkies now. :rolleyes:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:32 pm

Galbally;576547 wrote: OOhh, you naughty little glitter bug.

Generally just enough slack, but not too much you wouldn't want your doggie to go on walkies now. :rolleyes:

I always teach mine to heel. And beg.

*Gosh I love this thread* :p

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:35 pm

Pinky;576572 wrote: Mine normally lay at my feet dribbling..

==I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER==

:wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:46 pm

but are they docked?

Ok I gotta leave now.......

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 12:49 pm

RedGlitter;576586 wrote: but are they docked?

Ok I gotta leave now.......

are you saying she's like a harbour?