Crappiest Lines Ever Used on You

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:20 am

I lied....I'm making yet another thread...

What are the stupidest/tackiest/most loserly lines ever handed to you?

Mine:

"Ya got some nice ones there."

-some grabby drunk dude in a wheelchair at the beach

"You might as well help pick out my sheets, you're gonna be usin' 'em soon."

-said to me on the first AND ONLY date

:mad:

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:21 am

"Ill call ya" is still the crappiest line IMO

sharedfastlane · Post by **sharedfastlane** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 9:17 am

" I am a man, you are a woman" After a just met guy took me to a friend's flat and the friend left quickly. :-3

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:21 am

"I'll bet you couldn't do both of us."

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:25 am

RedGlitter, you mean that didnt make him irresistable

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:26 am

Thanksgiving is coming up would you lay accross my plate and let me eat you.I picked up my clipboard and smashed his knuckles!

Sweet Tooth · Post by **Sweet Tooth** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:31 am

Ok, I have to tell a short story- my hubby and I were in Las Vegas going to a UFC fight and then a night on the town, so we where both pretty decked out. My husband isn't very touchy, feely and decided he didnt want to hold my hand anymore, so I said fine and walked ahead of him a little. This guy came behind me, totally sauced, and goes "oh man, I think you are so hot mama" I turned around and said, " ya? so does my husband!" and my hubby never let go of me the rest of the night!

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:39 am

Sweet Tooth;576484 wrote: Ok, I have to tell a short story- my hubby and I were in Las Vegas going to a UFC fight and then a night on the town, so we where both pretty decked out. My husband isn't very touchy, feely and decided he didnt want to hold my hand anymore, so I said fine and walked ahead of him a little. This guy came behind me, totally sauced, and goes "oh man, I think you are so hot mama" I turned around and said, " ya? so does my husband!" and my hubby never let go of me the rest of the night!

ITS SOOO UNFAIR what ufc fight did you see , who is your fave fighter , that guy was blind drunk right :wah:

oh yeah back on topic ,, when i was single , me to beautiful barmaid , do you ever sleep with ugly men ?? her NO, me how about if you were really really drunk her ,well maybe if i was really drunk , me laughing do you wanna drink , her fits of laughing ok then ,me forget it you have a stupid laugh , her total hysterics , me walks off she had a stupid laugh ...

:wah:

Sweet Tooth · Post by **Sweet Tooth** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 10:43 am

jimbo;576494 wrote: ITS SOOO UNFAIR what ufc fight did you see , who is your fave fighter , that guy was blind drunk right :wah:

oh yeah back on topic ,, when i was single , me to beautiful barmaid , do you ever sleep with ugly men ?? her NO, me how about if you were really really drunk her ,well maybe if i was really drunk , me laughing do you wanna drink , her fits of laughing ok then ,me forget it you have a stupid laugh , her total hysterics , me walks off she had a stupid laugh ...

:wah:

I saw the one where Rich Franklin( who I love) got the $H!T beat out of him! He got KTFO in the first minute and a half! I was pissed! I really like George St. Pierre- hes hot

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:57 am

Do you shoot pool? I was allready playing.