jimbo is leaving the building

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:02 pm

AussiePam;575452 wrote: G'day Jimbo. I think this may be a record for coming and going :sneaky: , or maybe that's held by Jesse who I think went came and went in a single day.. like unto those little wild poppies that colour your garden so brightly yet so briefly.

This place needs a revolving door-

but, of course, a revolving door that can be slammed meaningfully if ya really need to make a statement.

Or

Perhaps we could ask Tombie to provide some new emoticons which express the nuances of coming and going

Or

I think ?Spot suggested a form which could be filled in and left in a special, personnel movement dedicated thread:

I'm here, totally love it, am part of the furniture forever

I'm here there and everywhere, without commitment

I'm here, bored, restless, looking for some place else

I might leave if you all don't hug me now

Will miss you all, but I can't be here for a while because ....

Scr$$ you guys I'm going, bang

The sound of silence...
Anyway, good to see you back. :-6

thanks AP ... i think :wah: well i know I have been spending too much time on here with my hand bad but I could not drive and I was just so bored ,so yesterday I thought thats it I'LL stay off line for a month but then suzy was on fg the kids hogged the tv ,and I was asking her is Soberano online whats he sayin is wise guy on whats he doing is BH672 annoying every one ,so in the end to keep me sane well to keep me from going totally insane I came back but tomorrow I'm really goint to .... just kidding I have too much fun on here to leave ok have a great day AP its morning there right :-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:04 pm

I think there's a time, Soberano, for the arteeste in all of us to do a proper flounce, perhaps with a rose clenched in our teeth, expression of haughty disdain on our faces... and mega door slam

Olê

Grin.

Try this in eighteen inch heeled boots for best effect

These boots are made for walkin

And that's just what they'll do

etc....

Stomp stomp stomp

SLAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:06 pm

It's just after 10am Wednesday here, Jimbo. And well into the day's work for me. Just taking five.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:09 pm

Temporary leave forms may be applied for by approaching the FG Human Resources section of FG. These should be submitted, in triplicate, to Floppy, care of The Arcade. Five weeks notice should be given if a member intends to be absent, for any reason, for more than one consecutive hour.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Tue Mar 13, 2007 4:18 pm

Some places do seeem to have "I'm off to bed now" threads.. grin... Perhaps we could rename these "May I rest in peace" threads, and that way they could cover sleep and decease. Multitasking is IN.

PS... We need a separate form for permission to leave cyberspace to return to the coalface.

Please Sir/Madam, may I be excused. Work calls.

I will be back / I may be back / Say lovely things about me and I might consider coming back / Scr#@ you guys I'm outta here forever and you'll be sorry bang

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:32 am

:-4 bumping for Minks!!:-4

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:41 am

WonderWendy3;576426 wrote: :-4 bumping for Minks!!:-4

thank you WW3, I appreciate the fact you are looking out for me and my cluelessness ahahahahahaha

Gosh so now we have to post our own FG "Obits" huh.

"it is with great (insert "sadness" or "utter joy"* that our beloved Minks has passed from the cyberworld back into reality. She will no longer be posting....."

Naw that looks bad ahahahaha

Ok well heck we all come and go.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:43 am

minks;576431 wrote: thank you WW3, I appreciate the fact you are looking out for me and my cluelessness ahahahahahaha

Gosh so now we have to post our own FG "Obits" huh.

"it is with great (insert "sadness" or "utter joy"* that our beloved Minks has passed from the cyberworld back into reality. She will no longer be posting....."

Naw that looks bad ahahahaha

Ok well heck we all come and go.

Yeah, I really enjoyed AP's new rules!! like we follow them...but they were fun to read.:wah:

Should I start a thread that I'm leaving for a day on Sat? Do I need a note from the Vetrans saying that I'll be with them in DC???

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:47 am

WonderWendy3;576432 wrote: Yeah, I really enjoyed AP's new rules!! like we follow them...but they were fun to read.:wah:

Should I start a thread that I'm leaving for a day on Sat? Do I need a note from the Vetrans saying that I'll be with them in DC???

yes please I think it important to set a good example ok

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:21 pm

Did you see that we now have a leave pass vending machine installed next to the coke machine in the corridor outside the FG washrooms?!!

One dollar - temporary absence with proper excuse

Two dollars - temporary absence with improper excuse

Five dollars - unspecified absence without comment

Ten dollars - season pass (in and out whenever you like)

Twenty dollars - season pass plus lurk permit (in and out, seen and obscene)

Fifty dollars - scr#@ you guys with the latest multiple bang soundeffects

One hundred dollars - become a moderator cum janitor, and get your very own goldplated key

Five hundred dollars - you own this machine and contents. You're the BOSS ! :-4

:sneaky:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:29 pm

Soberano;575473 wrote: What about a sick note or i died some time ago note, perhaps even a can i go to bed i'm knackered note.:wah:

:wah: :wah: :wah:

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:30 pm

Just put your money in the slot, Soberano, and she'll be apples. OK?!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:32 pm

Red Glitter !! Do you have a permit for those three laughing smilies?

The emoticon vending machine is located next to the leave pass machine!!

:-6

I'll do the honours for you this time. I'm just off to get a one dollar pass anyway.. that comes with a complimentary cup of coffee... work calls.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:33 pm

AussiePam;576637 wrote: Did you see that we now have a leave pass vending machine installed next to the coke machine in the corridor outside the FG washrooms?!!

One dollar - temporary absence with proper excuse

Two dollars - temporary absence with improper excuse

Five dollars - unspecified absence without comment

Ten dollars - season pass (in and out whenever you like)

Twenty dollars - season pass plus lurk permit (in and out, seen and obscene)

Fifty dollars - scr#@ you guys with the latest multiple bang soundeffects

One hundred dollars - become a moderator cum janitor, and get your very own goldplated key

Five hundred dollars - you own this machine and contents. You're the BOSS ! :-4

:sneaky:

What if you have NO money, is there any financial assistance with this?? Can I make payments or something???

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:01 pm

Soberano;576653 wrote: Trying to pull a fast one eh.

I have No money.

Can i make payments. Make your mind up, which is it.

ummmmm..............

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:21 pm

Really you guys. Sell something. Hock something. Rob a bank. Geeeesch !!!!

I understand that there is a move afoot to introduce an ultraspecial gold membership category. This costs an arm and a leg, but gives the subscriber full posting /non-posting /posturing /pustular /pontificating etc rights on multiple forums, often all at the same time / and with the optional extra of multiple personas.

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 2:25 pm

i have a revolving membership can I get on this plan AP I dunno who is paying my way lately.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 3:45 pm

Revolting memberships include a set of ever-sharp steak knives, Minks. Good one!!!

BREAKING NEWS

I've got a team of mad research scientists working on a special novel, new innovation.

This will allow a fully paid up member to delete him or herself, with a special undo key to cancel such deletion, or in fact, to cancel the cancel. The Step Backwards key will allow you to erase indiscretions and /or back off, ad infinitum.

BUT...

... the piece de resistance will be the new modify* key. The creative brilliance of this state of the art, cutting edge technology will boggle the mind and herald a New Age of peace, harmony and vegemite sandwiches for all.

Frinstance... say I find you, Minks, drop dead gorgeous and totally captivating, but hey, you're a girl and I'm a girl... and we're not like that, all I do is hit the modify key and vavooom, you instantly become a bloke.

Someone here can't spell and that irritates you... okay.. modify her into an Oxford don.

Someone always trumps your arguments with infuriating logic, modify them into dullwitted monosyllabia.

If you like bald, make everyone hairless. Or everyone hirsute.

If you are sick of threads about words ending in zitfff , modify the English language accordingly.. oh, someone's already done that. ...

etc etc... Hours and hours of surreal fun...

And of course you will also be able to modify yourself into any number of stylish re-inventions.. Guppy could become a real fish, for instance...

*Patent pending

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:25 pm

oh boy!!!!!! i do want this modify key....i wanna be a fish.......:p so i can swim up your shorts and scare the bejesus out of ya......:wah:

BH672 · Post by **BH672** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:33 pm

AussiePam;576707 wrote: I understand that there is a move afoot to introduce an ultraspecial gold membership category. This costs an arm and a leg, but gives the subscriber full posting /non-posting /posturing /pustular /pontificating etc rights on multiple forums, often all at the same time / and with the optional extra of multiple personas.

:wah: Geez, I thought half the prima donna's around here already had this feature!!! :wah:

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 8:10 pm

no worries, I found him!

:p

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AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 11:29 pm

BH672;577096 wrote: :wah: Geez, I thought half the prima donna's around here already had this feature!!! :wah:

Now you too can have it BH. Just imagine, you'll be able to follow anyone you want wherever he goes...

And Guppy, it might be dangerous swimming up people's shorts... :sneaky: Better take that thought to the innuendo thread.

You found him, Sheryl. Great... um WHO er WHOM did you find? Had you lost someone? That little kid in red seems to be having a tantrum in your signature. The modification key could fix that, and even this.....

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