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Musiclover89
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Post by Musiclover89 »

Ok i say these quite alot to people in College feel free to use them :wah:

"Your so Ugly that when you walked into a Haunted House you came out with an Application form"

"Your so Ugly that you give Freddy Kurger Niughtmares"

"Your so Fat when people Climb Mout Everest its practis for when they come to you"

"Your so Ugly when you went to an Ugly Contest the Judges said Sorry no Professionals"

"Your So Ugly that your Mum has to put a Plastic Bag over you to kiss you goodnight"
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Post by Indian Princess »

Yikes!
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Post by Musiclover89 »

Indian Princess;577342 wrote: Yikes!


LMAO i have a sick sense of Humour
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Musiclover89;577336 wrote: Ok i say these quite alot to people in College feel free to use them :wah:

"Your so Ugly that when you walked into a Haunted House you came out with an Application form"




Good one.
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Iwill admit, I looked up your age with these.............................

Sounded like my students...............................
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Here is a perfect match, your face and my a**.
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Post by chonsigirl »

Why do people think insults are funny?
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Good for you! My ex was a idiot. I did not get anything, I was lucky just to get out.
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Post by Carl44 »

these were said to me funny i thought



jim you have a face just suited to be a radio star :rolleyes:





its your god given right to be ugly but your abusing the privilege :rolleyes:





when i was born i was sooo ugly the midwife slapped my mother :rolleyes:
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:wah: :wah:
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