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I just went to wash my van down at the garage its saturday very busy,there was a woman behind me,waiting to wash her car,just sat on her bonnet of her car just staring I felt a bit unsetteled not smiling just glaring ,as i pulled the high preasure lance thingy over the roof of my van it snagged on my ladder on the roof rack of the van , causing the lance to shoot round totally soaking this woman in hot wax ,i said sorry i really thought she was going to punch me , i washed the van as quick as i could and got the hell outa there , she just stood there glaring at me , everyone else in the line was cracking up, doh why does it always happen to me :-5 :-5
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LMAO i know it aint a funny thing nut thankfuly she didn't get hurt seriously
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Perhaps you are just an innocent soul who makes little mistakes or does foolish things at times. Im like that myself in some ways. Its who we are and what makes us a little different.
Life is often all too serious. We're like little children without responsibility at times.
Its good to be free and spontaneous.
Perhaps that women was starring because she could see in you the innocense she has lost.
:-6 :-6 :-6 :-6
Life is often all too serious. We're like little children without responsibility at times.
Its good to be free and spontaneous.
Perhaps that women was starring because she could see in you the innocense she has lost.
:-6 :-6 :-6 :-6
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clearmind69;577841 wrote: Perhaps you are just an innocent soul who makes little mistakes or does foolish things at times. Im like that myself in some ways. Its who we are and what makes us a little different.
Life is often all too serious. We're like little children without responsibility at times.
Its good to be free and spontaneous.
Perhaps that women was starring because she could see in you the innocense she has lost.
:-6 :-6 :-6
thats exactly what I thought :-6
Life is often all too serious. We're like little children without responsibility at times.
Its good to be free and spontaneous.
Perhaps that women was starring because she could see in you the innocense she has lost.
:-6 :-6 :-6
thats exactly what I thought :-6
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Perhaps that women was starring because she could see in you the innocense she has lost.
Or perhaps she was staring at the booger she flicked at your head? :wah:
Or perhaps she was staring at the booger she flicked at your head? :wah:
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Accident!......My Arse!!! I bet you meant it really. I think all snotty people should have the occasional Jet wash, just to loosen them up a bit!.........:wah:
My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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dubs;577893 wrote: Accident!......My Arse!!! I bet you meant it really. I think all snotty people should have the occasional Jet wash, just to loosen them up a bit!.........:wah:
whats the score today then buddy 3-1 spurs :-6 :-6
whats the score today then buddy 3-1 spurs :-6 :-6
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jimbo;577894 wrote: whats the score today then buddy 3-1 spurs :-6 :-6
Should be a goalfest, hopefully! Jenas is back, Defoe and Mido are starting, Keano and Berbatov on the bench! Oh! Robbo's back as well, It's all good stuff old boy......
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Should be a goalfest, hopefully! Jenas is back, Defoe and Mido are starting, Keano and Berbatov on the bench! Oh! Robbo's back as well, It's all good stuff old boy......

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My dog's a cross between a Shihtzu and a Bulldog... It's a Bullsh!t..
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Dont you hate it when people microscopically examine your actions ? I had a guy do that yesterday. He stood there staring at what I was doing. I kept glancing over at him expecting some utterance to fall from his mouth but there was nothing. It was irritating and creepy. So I finally stopped what I was doing and stared back at him until he walked away. God !
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Nomad;577900 wrote: Dont you hate it when people microscopically examine your actions ? I had a guy do that yesterday. He stood there staring at what I was doing. I kept glancing over at him expecting some utterance to fall from his mouth but there was nothing. It was irritating and creepy. So I finally stopped what I was doing and stared back at him until he walked away. God !
Had it happen to me when I was working at a video rental place. It was a small, locally owned place....so the front counter was right along the wal...by the front window. I was opening the store..opening time 9AM. From about 8:45 AM there was this guy just leaning up against the flower hedge outside the store, just looking it. I was creeped out. Especially since I was having to be getting the cash drawer ready and was counting it out. He stood there, armes crossed, just watching. Not pacing, not looking at hiw watch..just looking.
Now, any other time, I probably would have opened a few minutes early, if I was ready. But I was so twisted by this guy..I waited till about 2 minutes after 9. So, I let him in, he comes in..heads right to the back room of the store..where we kept the..errr..."grown up" movies...has one picked out in less than 2 minutes checks out and is gone by 9:06. So he stood around waiting for almost 20 minutes so he could get a movie to get his jollies with.
Had it happen to me when I was working at a video rental place. It was a small, locally owned place....so the front counter was right along the wal...by the front window. I was opening the store..opening time 9AM. From about 8:45 AM there was this guy just leaning up against the flower hedge outside the store, just looking it. I was creeped out. Especially since I was having to be getting the cash drawer ready and was counting it out. He stood there, armes crossed, just watching. Not pacing, not looking at hiw watch..just looking.
Now, any other time, I probably would have opened a few minutes early, if I was ready. But I was so twisted by this guy..I waited till about 2 minutes after 9. So, I let him in, he comes in..heads right to the back room of the store..where we kept the..errr..."grown up" movies...has one picked out in less than 2 minutes checks out and is gone by 9:06. So he stood around waiting for almost 20 minutes so he could get a movie to get his jollies with.
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Of course it always happens to you Jimbo - you've a built in freak magnet! Duh!
BTW - Nomad's siggie line - I've only just realised what that boy is holding - another nutter!!:wah:
BTW - Nomad's siggie line - I've only just realised what that boy is holding - another nutter!!:wah:
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She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy
Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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jimbo;577837 wrote: I just went to wash my van down at the garage its saturday very busy,there was a woman behind me,waiting to wash her car,just sat on her bonnet of her car just staring I felt a bit unsetteled not smiling just glaring ,as i pulled the high preasure lance thingy over the roof of my van it snagged on my ladder on the roof rack of the van , causing the lance to shoot round totally soaking this woman in hot wax ,i said sorry i really thought she was going to punch me , i washed the van as quick as i could and got the hell outa there , she just stood there glaring at me , everyone else in the line was cracking up, doh why does it always happen to me
Maybe she was a dominatrix looking for a new boy toy. But, nooooo, you failed miserably. You vill pay for zat! :yh_rotfl
Had it happen to me when I was working at a video rental place. It was a small, locally owned place....so the front counter was right along the wal...by the front window. I was opening the store..opening time 9AM. From about 8:45 AM there was this guy just leaning up against the flower hedge outside the store, just looking it. I was creeped out. Especially since I was having to be getting the cash drawer ready and was counting it out. He stood there, armes crossed, just watching. Not pacing, not looking at hiw watch..just looking.
Now, any other time, I probably would have opened a few minutes early, if I was ready. But I was so twisted by this guy..I waited till about 2 minutes after 9. So, I let him in, he comes in..heads right to the back room of the store..where we kept the..errr..."grown up" movies...has one picked out in less than 2 minutes checks out and is gone by 9:06. So he stood around waiting for almost 20 minutes so he could get a movie to get his jollies with.
EEEWWWWWW! I hope you used the Purell really well :yh_sick
Morning wood is like that Marie
Double EEEWWWWWW ( or just "W")
Maybe she was a dominatrix looking for a new boy toy. But, nooooo, you failed miserably. You vill pay for zat! :yh_rotfl
Had it happen to me when I was working at a video rental place. It was a small, locally owned place....so the front counter was right along the wal...by the front window. I was opening the store..opening time 9AM. From about 8:45 AM there was this guy just leaning up against the flower hedge outside the store, just looking it. I was creeped out. Especially since I was having to be getting the cash drawer ready and was counting it out. He stood there, armes crossed, just watching. Not pacing, not looking at hiw watch..just looking.
Now, any other time, I probably would have opened a few minutes early, if I was ready. But I was so twisted by this guy..I waited till about 2 minutes after 9. So, I let him in, he comes in..heads right to the back room of the store..where we kept the..errr..."grown up" movies...has one picked out in less than 2 minutes checks out and is gone by 9:06. So he stood around waiting for almost 20 minutes so he could get a movie to get his jollies with.
EEEWWWWWW! I hope you used the Purell really well :yh_sick
Morning wood is like that Marie
Double EEEWWWWWW ( or just "W")

When choosing between two evils, I always like to take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Mae West
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jimbo;577894 wrote: whats the score today then buddy 3-1 spurs :-6 :-6
ahem i said ahem spurs did in fact win 3-1
yes coys :-4
ahem i said ahem spurs did in fact win 3-1
yes coys :-4
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that is funny jimbo and i dont think it was your fault....the woman should have stayed in her car or moved back soem distance....at a car wash even if the wind blows you are going to get sprayed if you are anywhere near .....:p i would have loved to have seen you douse her!!!!:D
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guppy;577946 wrote: that is funny jimbo and i dont think it was your fault....the woman should have stayed in her car or moved back soem distance....at a car wash even if the wind blows you are going to get sprayed if you are anywhere near .....:p i would have loved to have seen you douse her!!!!:D
she was really scary bulging eyes just staring ,its her fault any way she was staring so much i felt under preasure thats why i er got in a tangle :wah:
she was really scary bulging eyes just staring ,its her fault any way she was staring so much i felt under preasure thats why i er got in a tangle :wah:
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jimbo;577837 wrote: I just went to wash my van down at the garage its saturday very busy,there was a woman behind me,waiting to wash her car,just sat on her bonnet of her car just staring I felt a bit unsetteled not smiling just glaring ,as i pulled the high preasure lance thingy over the roof of my van it snagged on my ladder on the roof rack of the van , causing the lance to shoot round totally soaking this woman in hot wax ,i said sorry i really thought she was going to punch me , i washed the van as quick as i could and got the hell outa there , she just stood there glaring at me , everyone else in the line was cracking up, doh why does it always happen to me :-5 :-5
LMFAO sounds hilarious!
LMFAO sounds hilarious!
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crazygal;577974 wrote: LMFAO sounds hilarious!
oi come to think of it where were you dinner time today:wah: :wah:
oi come to think of it where were you dinner time today:wah: :wah:
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jimbo;577975 wrote: oi come to think of it where were you dinner time today:wah: :wah:
I already shaved my legs today otherwise I'd have been there to get all waxed up by you Jimbo. :p
I already shaved my legs today otherwise I'd have been there to get all waxed up by you Jimbo. :p
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Jimbo, where you trying to start a wet t-shirt contest?
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Jimbo...you kill me!!!:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl
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Nomad have I told you how much I just LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLooove you!
score one point for then non starers
score one point for then non starers
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Tater Tazz;578018 wrote: Jimbo, where you trying to start a wet t-shirt contest?
Wet t-shirt contest! He was trying to remove the shirt that hose has allot of pressure :wah: :wah:
Wet t-shirt contest! He was trying to remove the shirt that hose has allot of pressure :wah: :wah:
A witch will get a better grip on the broom if she is without panties!