Fore!

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 5:51 pm

Tiger Woods is having a quiet pint in the clubhouse when a man walks up and asks if he can introduce his friend to him. He introduces him to a blind man, and soon the three of them are engaged in a profound conversation about golf.

"Tiger, I have but one ambition left in life. That, Sir, is to challenge you to a round of golf. Although you are a very wealthy man, I insist on making it worth your while. What shall we say- $500.00?"

Woods is embarrassed in the extreme.

"Sir, in all honesty I cannot take you up on your offer. I mean, you appear to have defective vision."

"No, Tiger. I do not have defective vision. I am blind, so let's cut the c*ap. I have played for several years, and have an excellent batman."

In the end, Tiger agrees, and they shake hands so seal the deal.

"One final thing - when do you want to play me?" Asks Tiger.

"Tomorrow morning, maybe. Early."

"No problem. What time?"

"Hmmm. What shall we say - half past two, three-o-clock at the latest.":wah:

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:07 pm

BRING A TAZOR

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:46 pm

Indian Princess;579867 wrote: BRING A TAZOR

What's a tazor - never heard of the expression, and it's not in the Oxford/English dictionary.

Post by **Bryn Mawr** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 4:50 pm

weinbeck;580780 wrote: What's a tazor - never heard of the expression, and it's not in the Oxford/English dictionary.

A high voltage anti personel weapon to disable an attacker.

Worry not - this is a hangover from another thread and doesn't relate to the op

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Wed Mar 21, 2007 5:02 pm

Bryn Mawr;580784 wrote: A high voltage anti personel weapon to disable an attacker.

Worry not - this is a hangover from another thread and doesn't relate to the op

Thanks for enlightening me. One-inch high capitals in garish pink tell me I can't get it right every time. A sarcastic rolling of eyes would have done just as well. Not to worry - I'll not lose any sleep over it. See you around.