Bloody dipstick!

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:25 pm

Pinky;583224 wrote: OMG, I cannot believe what a plank Si is sometimes...he just rang me in a total panic because he went to check himself into a hotel in London and his wallet was missing, saying it had been in his pocket and must have been nicked. Who the hell leaves their wallet in their pocket on the tube? DUH!!!

So, I get the debit card out ready to save his sorry butt for the time being when he gets a phone call. Some kind person had found it and looked through for the number. Bloody dipstick, it just fell out of his pocket. :rolleyes:

Oiy Pinks that is lucky somebody was kind and returned his wallet.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:31 pm

That bastard. God !

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:33 pm

Pinky;583246 wrote: I know, damn lucky. Honestly, we're split now and I still have to try and sort his crap out!:-5 Well, not this time luckily.

eeek Pinks with all his carelessness is your name off all the bank accounts and credit cards and such??

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:34 pm

Pinky;583251 wrote: God's not a bastard! I think he's quite nice really, apart from the mangy beard and the sandals.

I liked his sandals :-3

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:34 pm

LOL

I thought you were having car troubles again - dipstick.

If that's all you call Si, he's getting off easy. :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:48 pm

Yeah, wasn't gonna say anything, thought you needed help in checking the oil in the car....:wah:

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:54 pm

WonderWendy3;583274 wrote: Yeah, wasn't gonna say anything, thought you needed help in checking the oil in the car....wah:

It normally goes into the hole under the black cap which unscrews on the top of the square-shaped boxy sort of thing on the very top of the engine, which is a big metal thing under the bonnet and has lots of pokey-out things connected to it. There's no need to fill it right up to the top! You can get special car oil at special car parts shops, where there's always a fug of cigarette smoke, and they're always very jolly chaps who laugh lots and lots, unlike in Tesco, where you buy cooking oil.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Mar 26, 2007 5:43 pm

Bill Sikes;583280 wrote: It normally goes into the hole under the black cap which unscrews on the top of the square-shaped boxy sort of thing on the very top of the engine, which is a big metal thing under the bonnet and has lots of pokey-out things connected to it. There's no need to fill it right up to the top! You can get special car oil at special car parts shops, where there's always a fug of cigarette smoke, and they're always very jolly chaps who laugh lots and lots, unlike in Tesco, where you buy cooking oil.

Always a funny guy in the crowd....:p

woppy71 · Post by **woppy71** » Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:38 pm

Pinky;583224 wrote: OMG, I cannot believe what a plank Si is sometimes...he just rang me in a total panic because he went to check himself into a hotel in London and his wallet was missing, saying it had been in his pocket and must have been nicked. Who the hell leaves their wallet in their pocket on the tube? DUH!!!

So, I get the debit card out ready to save his sorry butt for the time being when he gets a phone call. Some kind person had found it and looked through for the number. Bloody dipstick, it just fell out of his pocket. :rolleyes:

Lucky boy...