As Wales has just banned smoking in enclosed premises, I thought I would just list some of the unsought benefits that have come to light in Scotland......
1) Your clothes don't stink of tobacco smoke when you leave the pub.
2) You can smell the cheap aftershave your mates are wearing.
3) You can smell the sweaty feet of your fellow customers.
4) You can smell the utterly revolting perfume your female companion is wearing.
BUT, worst of all............................
5) You can smell the farts.
Smokeless pubs........
Smokeless pubs........
An ye harm none, do what ye will....
Smokeless pubs........
Chookie;586401 wrote: As Wales has just banned smoking in enclosed premises, I thought I would just list some of the unsought benefits that have come to light in Scotland......
1) Your clothes don't stink of tobacco smoke when you leave the pub.
2) You can smell the cheap aftershave your mates are wearing.
3) You can smell the sweaty feet of your fellow customers.
4) You can smell the utterly revolting perfume your female companion is wearing.
BUT, worst of all............................
5) You can smell the farts.
anything has got to be beta than stinking like an ashtray ,when you dont even smoke :wah:
1) Your clothes don't stink of tobacco smoke when you leave the pub.
2) You can smell the cheap aftershave your mates are wearing.
3) You can smell the sweaty feet of your fellow customers.
4) You can smell the utterly revolting perfume your female companion is wearing.
BUT, worst of all............................
5) You can smell the farts.
anything has got to be beta than stinking like an ashtray ,when you dont even smoke :wah:
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Smokeless pubs........
You can outside and smell the roses and take a puff.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
Smokeless pubs........
along-for-the-ride;586423 wrote: You can outside and smell the roses and take a puff.
Would you care to rephrase that :-3
Would you care to rephrase that :-3
Smokeless pubs........
Well, I think that banning smoking in Pubs is a bad Idea. As far as I am concerned, smoking and pubs have always been synonemous (spelling!!:wah:), ever since the year dot people have been smoking in pubs.
I think that It would be better if the landlord made the decision on wether their pub is smoking or non smoking.... I know a lot of pubs (including my local) have signs clearly displayed saying wether smoking is allowd throughout or not. Leave the decision to the customer as to wether they wan't to enter or not.
I think that the government in England should be more concerned with parents who smoke in the presance of their kids at home. That is what should be banned, IMHO.
I think that It would be better if the landlord made the decision on wether their pub is smoking or non smoking.... I know a lot of pubs (including my local) have signs clearly displayed saying wether smoking is allowd throughout or not. Leave the decision to the customer as to wether they wan't to enter or not.
I think that the government in England should be more concerned with parents who smoke in the presance of their kids at home. That is what should be banned, IMHO.
Behaviour breeds behaviour - treat people how you would like to be treated yourself
Smokeless pubs........
Chookie;586401 wrote: As Wales has just banned smoking in enclosed premises, I thought I would just list some of the unsought benefits that have come to light in Scotland......
1) Your clothes don't stink of tobacco smoke when you leave the pub.
2) You can smell the cheap aftershave your mates are wearing.
3) You can smell the sweaty feet of your fellow customers.
4) You can smell the utterly revolting perfume your female companion is wearing.
BUT, worst of all............................
5) You can smell the farts.
Who goes to a pub with nothing on their feet?
1) Your clothes don't stink of tobacco smoke when you leave the pub.
2) You can smell the cheap aftershave your mates are wearing.
3) You can smell the sweaty feet of your fellow customers.
4) You can smell the utterly revolting perfume your female companion is wearing.
BUT, worst of all............................
5) You can smell the farts.
Who goes to a pub with nothing on their feet?