Life Wisdoms

[devist8me]

I got this in an email this morning and thought I would share. I cleaned it up a bit and hope no one is offended.



This is worth a laugh or two, either because you can relate or you don't realize it is a lesson waiting to be learned. ENJOY



Things you learn as you "mature"

I've learned that



you cannot make

someone love you. All you can do is



stalk them and hope



they panic and give in.







I've learned that no matter how much I care,



some people are just a**holes.







I've learned that it takes



years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion,



not proof, to destroy it.







I've learned that you can get by



on charm for about



fifteen minutes. After that,



you'd better have a big "male part" or huge "female parts".







I've learned that you shouldn't



compare yourself to others -



they are more screwed up than you think.







I've learned that you can keep puking



long after you think you're finished.







I've learned that we are responsible



for what we do, unless we are celebrities.







I've learned that regardless of



how hot and steamy a relationship is at



first, the passion fades, and there had better



be a lot of money to take its place.







I've learned that sometimes the



people you expect to kick you



when you're down will be the ones who do.







I've learned that we



don't have to



ditch bad friends, because their



dysfunction makes us feel



better about ourselves.







I've learned that no matter how you try to



protect your children, they will eventually



get arrested and end up in



the local paper.



I've learned that the people you care most



about in



life are taken from you too soon



and all the less important ones just never



go away.



I've learned to say "Screw em if



they can't take a joke"



in 6 languages.

[babygirl]

lol great post enjoyed reading it

[john8pies]

Yes, that was great - pleasantly cynical, I suppose would be a good description!

[cars]

Great little wisdom tidbits!!!

Another one is: I learned you better be nice to your Children, for "they" are the "ones" who will eventually choose your "Old Age Home" for you!!! :wah:

Cars :driving:

[Tan]

Thats funny , and scary because some of its true!