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Soberano;593354 wrote: My wifey asked me what i wanted for tea tonight, i said i would like a nice chicken tarka. She said don't you mean chicken tikka. I said no, it's like chicken tikka only a little otter.

I'm bored so i might carry on for some time, just ignore me.:D


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I have Bird Flu everytime i cough Feathers come up from my throt
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Soberano;593414 wrote: The real problems start when they come out of your arse every time you fart mate.:wah:


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"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Soberano;593346 wrote: I was feeling crap last week so i went to see the doctor. I told him i thought i had bird flu. He asked me why i thought i had bird flu. I told him it is because i have started wearing make up, talking rubbish and i can't park the car.:D



Only joking, i don't really wear make up.:o




Sure, go ahead and have your fun.



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Nomad;593586 wrote: Sure, go ahead and have your fun.



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