Mystery Gardener - The Game Round 4

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 8:57 am

We have a new Mystery Gardener !

Here are the rules:

We have a week to figure out who it is

If you ask a yes or no question the Mystery Gardener must answer

You may ask any question but the Mystery Gardener doesn't have to answer unless it is a yes/no question

It's on the honour system but the Mystery Gardener must not lie in their answers

If we can't guess who it is the Mystery Gardener wins

no asking letters in the person's real username

if you make a guess as to who it is and you're wrong you can't guess again until the next game

There is no commentary thread, we are all working together to figure it out

Let the game begin!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:08 am

Are you a Female Gardener??

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:22 am

WonderWendy3;598349 wrote: Are you a Female Gardener??
That's a negatory, m'am. Shucks.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:32 am

OHHH, we have a Man in the Garden....whooopie!!

Okay...this is my routine question....

Is IT bigger than a bread box????

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:53 am

are you Far Rider?

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:57 am

minks;598404 wrote: are you Far Rider?

if he ain't you're outta here!!!!!:wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 9:58 am

zinkyusa;598406 wrote: if he ain't you're outta here!!!!!:wah:

careful bat boy you are my next guess

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:02 am

I have a guess but I don't want to use it up....you only get one per game!!

Do you live in the United States?? Mr. Mystery Gardener, Sir??

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:06 am

minks;598404 wrote: are you Far Rider?
zinky wrote: if he ain't you're outta here!!!!!

It's true, it's true!

If you're wrong you're out until the next round :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:11 am

koan;598418 wrote: It's true, it's true!

If you're wrong you're out until the next round :wah:

Fer real this was Far?

OMG!!!!!!

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:11 am

WonderWendy3;598388 wrote: Is IT bigger than a bread box????It surely is, m'am, I've no hesitation in affirming that to be so and I have witnesses to back me.

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:13 am

minks;598404 wrote: are you Far Rider?
Dang, missy, I thought I'da got further into this tarnationed contest than just three posts!

No, I ain't, but that sure was a good call on your part.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:14 am

Mystery Gardener;598427 wrote: It surely is, m'am, I've no hesitation in affirming that to be so and I have witnesses to back me.

They can see it from the back too??

That isn't my question, just thinking out loud, I do that ya know...

Do you have children??

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:14 am

Mystery Gardener;598428 wrote: Dang, missy, I thought I'da got further into this tarnationed contest than just three posts!

No, I ain't, but that sure was a good call on your part.

Aw heck I should have let it go longer... I feel like a thread killer

you mate have to change yer speaking style when it comes to keeping undercover hehehehehe Mwahhhhhh

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:15 am

minks;598426 wrote: Fer real this was Far?

OMG!!!!!!

Nope.

Yer outta here! :guitarist

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:16 am

WonderWendy3;598413 wrote: I have a guess but I don't want to use it up....you only get one per game!!

Do you live in the United States?? Mr. Mystery Gardener, Sir??If'n my writing style don't convince you then I reckon you're just plain ornery, lady. But no, I don't.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:16 am

Can't Minks ask questions?? just can't guess who it is??

koan · Post by **koan** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:17 am

WonderWendy3;598435 wrote: Can't Minks ask questions?? just can't guess who it is??

I think that's fair, ask away minks. just no more guesses allowed.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:19 am

I wonder if its really hard for you to write that way??

Do you like going to Burger King??

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:21 am

WonderWendy3;598430 wrote: Do you have children??Heck, I've even met some of them! They're a credit to their daddy and they have my blue eyes, my feckless ways and my whimsical nature.

If I don't stop talking so much I'm not going to last even an hour here.

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:25 am

WonderWendy3;598440 wrote: I wonder if its really hard for you to write that way??

Do you like going to Burger King??Well now, I suspect that'd depend entirely on the company, don't you? Are you inviting me out on a date?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:32 am

Have you met Minks and Pinky before in real life??

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 10:38 am

Are you known for your innuendo in the garden?

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:32 am

WonderWendy3;598447 wrote: Have you met Minks and Pinky before in real life??Real life's what you make of it my grandpappy used to tell me, before he got scalped. What those two get up to in the Garden is more than enough for anyone.

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:32 am

Sheryl;598453 wrote: Are you known for your innuendo in the garden?I can just about get my tongue around it.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:35 am

Oh youuuuuu are GOOOOOD!!!

I really want to guess, but I'm going to wait....as hard as that is....arrrghhhh

If you were in a hot air balloon with Nomad, would you sing him a song or talk the whole time?

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:43 am

If I were in a hot air balloon with Nomad I'd turn on the heat, push the envelope and expand his horizons.

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:44 am

do you own your own business?

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 11:50 am

Sheryl;598495 wrote: do you own your own business?I surely do, Ms Sheryl, free enterprise runs in these veins of mine like heroin through a dope fiend. :yh_flower

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:12 pm

Are you married?

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 12:15 pm

Sheryl;598519 wrote: Are you married?I declare, Sheryl, you sure know how to make a fellow blush to his roots :yh_blush :-4 . What had you in mind?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:22 pm

Okay I have a guess...I really think I know who it is...but I want to let other people play....

So, are you older than 40 years old?

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:30 pm

Do you live in europe?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:37 pm

Did you like the movie 300???

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Mon Apr 23, 2007 6:50 pm

Do you currently have a former Canadian living with you?

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 3:10 am

WonderWendy3;598774 wrote: Okay I have a guess...I really think I know who it is...but I want to let other people play....

So, are you older than 40 years old?Life begins at forty, as Will Rogers told my mother the first time they went out skinny-dipping and found the beaver. Come to think of it, that was a bit over forty years ago so I definitely qualify.

guppy;598779 wrote: Do you live in europe?So I'm told, though we do have a large moat around the part I live in.

WonderWendy3;598786 wrote: Did you like the movie 300???That's the one everybody was fussing about? No, either it hasn't reached these parts yet or I'm plain dilatory about my attendance.

Sheryl;598790 wrote: Do you currently have a former Canadian living with you?I most certainly do not! What an outrageous calumny!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 4:14 am

Do you like car racing?

Mystery Gardener · Post by **Mystery Gardener** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:31 pm

WonderWendy3;598873 wrote: Do you like car racing?
Give me a saddle I'll trade you a car, as the Guv'nor once said in a moment of nostalgic exasperation, and who could blame him. The car is the tool of Satan.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:37 pm

Okay, I'm confused....gonna use up my once chance here...I think and have thought it was.....Spot....

Except for the Canadian not living with him...I realize that if I'm wrong, I will have to sit out...but that is my guess!!!

Post by **spot** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 12:59 pm

WonderWendy3;599137 wrote: Okay, I'm confused....gonna use up my once chance here...I think and have thought it was.....Spot....

Except for the Canadian not living with him...I realize that if I'm wrong, I will have to sit out...but that is my guess!!!You're persistent, I'll give you that. I'll come quietly, as the Bishop said to the actress. You got me bang to rights despite all my bodyswerves. What on earth did I say that made me look spotty?

Sheryl asked "Do you currently have a former Canadian living with you?", and Koan's not a former Canadian she's a current one - I even checked her passport to make sure.

WonderWendy Wins.

Post by **spot** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:01 pm

Pinky;599143 wrote: :yh_tongue

Would you have trouble keeping up with Minks and I?No, but I might be one of the few inhabitants of Planet Earth who wouldn't.

Pinky;599143 wrote: What's your tipple?I'll have a glass of whatever you're having, Pinkster. Whenever I'm with you I don't notice such mundane matters.

koan · Post by **koan** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:06 pm

spot... who else would say they were "feckless" and "whimsical"?

OK.

You guys are too good at this. I'm gonna come up with someone who can fool you... if it's the LAST THING I DO!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:07 pm

spot;599147 wrote: You're persistent, I'll give you that. I'll come quietly, as the Bishop said to the actress. You got me bang to rights despite all my bodyswerves. What on earth did I say that made me look spotty?

Sheryl asked "Do you currently have a former Canadian living with you?", and Koan's not a former Canadian she's a current one - I even checked her passport to make sure.

WonderWendy Wins.

I knew it when you were talking like Far Rider!! Immediately!! But you threw me off with the Koan thing, then I thought there might be a catch in there!!

You used BIG words!!=SPOTTY!!!

Awesome game Spot, I loved your answers, each and every one of them, would love to go to Burger King with you!!:-4

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:08 pm

I also saw how you were signed on evidentally on two separate computers?? Clever, very clever!!

That was fun...lets do it again...

Post by **spot** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:13 pm

WonderWendy3;599155 wrote: Awesome game Spot, I loved your answers, each and every one of them, would love to go to Burger King with you!!:-4Why Wendy, it would be an honour to take you anywhere that took your fancy. If the world had many more like you it'd qualify as heaven.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue Apr 24, 2007 1:15 pm

spot;599158 wrote: Why Wendy, it would be an honour to take you anywhere that took your fancy. If the world had many more like you it'd qualify as heaven.

Awww, how sweet!!:-4 :-6