Who Shrunk My Shorts

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:43 pm

I am very worried, I think there are dark forces at work in my house. Someone is messing with my clothes. I went to put on some shorts that fittied me perfectly well last summer only to find I can no longer do up the top button. Can someone help me - is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?

minks · Post by **minks** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:48 pm

ThePheasant;603569 wrote: I am very worried, I think there are dark forces at work in my house. Someone is messing with my clothes. I went to put on some shorts that fittied me perfectly well last summer only to find I can no longer do up the top button. Can someone help me - is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?

NOOOOOOOOOO

I feel your pain, i have experienced the same :-1

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:52 pm

ThePheasant;603569 wrote: is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?

No. There's this, though:

http://www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/27000966/

It's a lifestyle thing, not a diet.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:54 pm

Bill Sikes;603576 wrote: No. There's this, though:

http://www.patient.co.uk/showdoc/27000966/

It's a lifestyle thing, not a diet.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Thank You :yh_sad

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:55 pm

That "shrinker-stinker" has been in my closet too. Not on all my clothes...just some.

I know I always made sure the closet door was closed before I went to bed as a little girl for a reason.

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:57 pm

Pheasy,

Didn't you know that your summer clothes shrink in your wardrobe in winter??:wah: :wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 1:57 pm

ThePheasant;603569 wrote: I am very worried, I think there are dark forces at work in my house. Someone is messing with my clothes. I went to put on some shorts that fittied me perfectly well last summer only to find I can no longer do up the top button. Can someone help me - is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?

YUP...he's already been to my house!! :-5 :-5 :-5

Mia · Post by **Mia** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:06 pm

:wah: Yes the wardrobe gremlins are on the rampage.It has nothing to do do with the twenty pound turkey we ate at Christmas or the fifteen easter eggs we munched

a few weeks back. Time they invented expanding shorts those gremlins would have no chance.:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 2:08 pm

Mia;603599 wrote: :wah: Yes the wardrobe gremlins are on the rampage.It has nothing to do do with the twenty pound turkey we ate at Christmas or the fifteen easter eggs we munched

a few weeks back. Time they invented expanding shorts those gremlins would have no chance.:wah:

Does anyone know if you can buy some anti-gremlin spray of something?

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:21 pm

So.................which sock is it that vanishes?

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:25 pm

AngelEyes82;603685 wrote: Whichever one it decided to take...

those damn shrinking & sock monster bastards! :wah:

They are both MEAN MEN ya know!

Not so, the sock thieving only happens to us poor males. Those of you of the female type gender only have one colour of socks, so you can mix'n'match.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:34 pm

AngelEyes82;603696 wrote: I stopped wearing socks.. lol

I love my sandals. :p

Rather chilly in Scotland.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:36 pm

i have jsut the opposite problem....mine are baggy...when you can take them off without unbuttoning them my daughter says it is time to trade them in:p

Bill Sikes · Post by **Bill Sikes** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:41 pm

guppy;603706 wrote: i have jsut the opposite problem....mine are baggy...when you can take them off without unbuttoning them my daughter says it is time to trade them in p

You have to be careful they don't fall down. I had a pair like that.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 3:49 pm

Bill Sikes;603715 wrote: You have to be careful they don't fall down. I had a pair like that.

thats what belts are for....

NotToday · Post by **NotToday** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:00 pm

ThePheasant;603569 wrote: I am very worried, I think there are dark forces at work in my house. Someone is messing with my clothes. I went to put on some shorts that fittied me perfectly well last summer only to find I can no longer do up the top button. Can someone help me - is there such thing as the 'shrinking clothes monster'?

yes, he has attacked me as well :-3

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 4:42 pm

Pinkchick, you made me laugh!!!!!:wah:

Hugh Janus · Post by **Hugh Janus** » Mon Apr 30, 2007 7:01 pm

It's a well known fact that chocolate makes clothes shrink.... Ask anyone, I am sure they will agree...:p

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue May 01, 2007 6:27 am

All you peeps who's clothes are shrinking why don't you take any notice of my siggy:-5

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 6:29 am

Uncle Fester;603948 wrote: All you peeps who's clothes are shrinking why don't you take any notice of my siggy:-5

ohhh yeaahhhhhhh....thanks Unc!!:D

ooops, I can't help it though....

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue May 01, 2007 6:42 am

WonderWendy3;603952 wrote: ohhh yeaahhhhhhh....thanks Unc!!:D

ooops, I can't help it though....

Can I have the Twix Wendy ?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 6:54 am

Just for Pheasy!!:-4 :-6

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Tue May 01, 2007 6:55 am

Indian Princess;603762 wrote: Pinkchick, you made me laugh!!!!!:wah:

Oh fantastic!! My main aim in life is to make you all laugh:wah: :wah: :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:00 am

Quick question: Why doesn't this monster shrink your bra's at the same time?

Ducking and running.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 7:01 am

YZGI;603976 wrote: Quick question: Why doesn't this monster shrink your bra's at the same time?

Ducking and running.

OH trust me HE does!!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue May 01, 2007 10:41 am

WonderWendy3;603978 wrote: OH trust me HE does!!

Hes called the Blazing Bra Beast. And then there's the Underwear Shrinker he really gets me mad too :-5

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:09 am

ThePheasant;604134 wrote: Hes called the Blazing Bra Beast. And then there's the Underwear Shrinker he really gets me mad too :-5

BBB huh?? I hate him, had to go buy new slings for the girls just because of him!!

And as for the Underwear Shrinker, HA--I showed him, don't wear 'em anymore!!:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:19 am

WonderWendy3;604150 wrote: BBB huh?? I hate him, had to go buy new slings for the girls just because of him!!

And as for the Underwear Shrinker, HA--I showed him, don't wear 'em anymore!!:wah:

It think the underwear shrinker has serious issues - Tell me why does he only shrink the back, then you just left with stringy bit - funny that

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:29 am

ThePheasant;604158 wrote: It think the underwear shrinker has serious issues - Tell me why does he only shrink the back, then you just left with stringy bit - funny that

hence "commando" style for Wendy Woo!! Whooo hooooo

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:38 am

I have noticed Condoms are getting smaller as well

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 11:46 am

Uncle Fester;604164 wrote: I have noticed Condoms are getting smaller as well

:wah: :wah:

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Tue May 01, 2007 1:15 pm

WonderWendy3;604150 wrote: BBB huh?? I hate him, had to go buy new slings for the girls just because of him.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 1:32 pm

Chookie;604192 wrote:

Love IT!! Loved that movie, been a long time since I've seen it.....too long...Thank you for that!!