Magenta...

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:26 am

magenta flame;600080 wrote: You're smug little ***** arent you?

sorry I didnt mean to call a leader of the commonwealth a ***** ..............it must be the convict in me. it just comes out for no reason.....it's obviously genetic...my apologies once again

quick hide the silverware!!:-3

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 7:48 am

what is "it"???

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:02 am

magenta flame;600109 wrote: hey guys that was really cool....... Lurch ...being me of course, just spoke to uncle fester .isn't that cool and me having a welsh name and all.

Is it ALL about you or something and I didn't get that memo???

I'm only kidding btw...that is so cool that you talked to Uncle Fester...I always get the Munsters and Adams family mixed up, which one had Cousin IT??

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:21 am

Why do I get the feeling we might get a juicy pic from magenta at any time?

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:32 am

Just one question..

what are ya'll drinking? And why aren't you sharing?

ok yea that's two questions! :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Apr 26, 2007 9:36 am

Sheryl;600194 wrote: Just one question..

what are ya'll drinking? And why aren't you sharing?

ok yea that's two questions! :wah:

I'm not drinking anything....but smokin...hmmmmm????????

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:36 pm

Oh My!! Can you see me blushing from there??

I have to go take a very cold shower now....wow....

So, you and I aren't going to be lovers?

:wah: :wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Tue May 01, 2007 8:44 pm

magenta flame;604371 wrote: nah you're dumped for the guy I just fantasized about LOl:D :wah: :wah:

And to think I gave the best years of my life, and oh yeah, do you want fries with that???

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Tue May 01, 2007 9:07 pm

magenta flame;604364 wrote: I was drinking coffee that night sheryl tha'ts why I was up so late felt very sick the next morning.

anyway I'm not here for that. It has come to my attention that I'm a little bit of a boy I own practiclly no dresses and I wear work boots all the time with jeans and old shirts ........The life I live is somewhat a masculin domintated life so I've lost a lot of feminity. and well to put it nicely,, sexuality. so I'm here to prove that I am not all muscle and bloke jokes.

sometimes I hang out for it as well, and I'm a very sensual woman when I get going. so's here it is

how i feel and what i'm thinking today.

I've been thinking that if I had a man walk in right now this is how I would greet him. Now, I have actually, a darn fine body and large breasts that I'm sort of proud of in a way. I dont' flaunt them but I know sometimes I'm looked at in a funny way when I'm in the sheds

so if my man walked in now ? do not read further if you are a minor.

I've been waiting for you all day .the sun is behind you and your silloette shows the fine lean muscles of your arms and legs and I skip a heart beat wondering if I will shortly caress them.

I smile at you and invite you in. I tell you to sit down on the couch and offer you a drink. You're clean shaven and I think of kissing you right there and then . You sense what I'm thinking and smile, you grab my wrist and pull me closer to you.

I stand before you in my white long cotton sun dress, the sun shining through the open door streams through the dress and offers nothing to the imagination. You run your fingers up and down my arms and the sensation of this makes me tingle all over. you pull me forcefully onto you and I have no where to go except to staddle your lap. You take my head between your hands and kiss me passionately. My body relaxes and I release a sensual sigh. I draw away from your lips and study the line of your face and neck. i kiss your neck becoming more and more passionate with each touch, I roll my tongue to your earlobe and you shiver and throw your head back. you unbutton the front of my dress until you have a full veiw of my breasts and you touch me and I can feel your hardness beneath me. Your lips go towards my breasts and I shudder with exctacy as you kiss and roam your open mouth over them. your strong hands are roaming my naked back as you seem absorbed by my body . My breathing becomes rapid and my whole being wants you . I pull away from you and push you down into a lying position on the couch. I remove your pants and see for the first time your large erect hardness. I want it badly but I tease you i run my tongue up and down your inner thighs and stop just as I come to your red swollen balls i repeat this over and over again until you shudder with anticipation. you're trembling so i dont' wait any longer I take your balls in my open mouth wetting, moistening you with my saliva. I wrap my lips and tongue around you and stoke you with my mouth then your hard erect goes tentavely into my mouth and deeper so as to engulf all of you. you let out a little gasp and begin to thrust you hips forward wanting deeper and deeper and I well oblige.

to be continued.......maybe. See I do have a sexual side

would someone please pass the popcorn....

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JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:34 am

Hey Mags. This was in my inbox by mistake.

My dear Ms. Flame.

Having just read your 'fantasy' I believe I am the man of your dreams.

I have only one question.

How wide is that doorway?

With my Heart.

'Big' Mac

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:40 am

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl x 5,000

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed May 02, 2007 11:49 am

JacksDad;604780 wrote: Hey Mags. This was in my inbox by mistake.

My dear Ms. Flame.

Having just read your 'fantasy' I believe I am the man of your dreams.

I have only one question.

How wide is that doorway?

With my Heart.

'Big' Mac

HOLY SALT LICK!!!

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Wed May 02, 2007 3:51 pm

magenta flame;604877 wrote: HEY ! THAT'S THE GUY ! THA'TS THE GUY IN MY FANTACY!:-4

Have you got his number? oh my god oh my god oh my god, I've finally found him !:-4

Thanks JD you're a star!:D

Whew!

Good thing I didn't mix the pics up then.

Here ya go Guppy, Wendy and Pinky.

This one's for you.

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed May 02, 2007 3:56 pm

:yh_drool :yh_drool :yh_drool is there a cure for fish drool...........yowsa!!!

NotToday · Post by **NotToday** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:06 pm

JacksDad;605022 wrote: Whew!

Good thing I didn't mix the pics up then.

Here ya go Guppy, Wendy and Pinky.

This one's for you.

oh my, yum!

Who is he?

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:25 pm

[QUOTE=JacksDad;605022]Whew!

Good thing I didn't mix the pics up then.

Here ya go Guppy, Wendy and Pinky.

This one's for you.

:yh_worshp :yh_worshp :yh_clap

You are a good man, I promise not to listen to what Magenta says about you ANYMORE!!!:D

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:28 pm

magenta flame;605056 wrote: Oh that's it girl! you're a goner now

I was goign to be good but that just takes the cake.stay tuned

You were the one that dumped me...so I did it first....just for the record....:p

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:29 pm

WonderWendy3;605053 wrote: [quote=JacksDad;605022]Whew!

Good thing I didn't mix the pics up then.

Here ya go Guppy, Wendy and Pinky.

This one's for you.

:yh_worshp :yh_clap

You are a good man, I promise not to listen to what Magenta says about you ANYMORE!!!:D

:yh_rotfl

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JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:35 pm

Thinking of me?

Time for a reality check, shall we?

I smile at you and invite you in. I tell you to sit down on the couch and offer you a drink. You're clean shaven Rarely and I think of kissing you right there and then . You sense what I'm thinking and smile, you grab my wrist and pull me closer to you. Nope, I was thinking of a cold Newcastle, but go on.

I stand before you in my white long cotton sun dress, the sun shining through the open door streams through the dress and offers nothing to the imagination. You run your fingers up and down my arms and the sensation of this makes me tingle all over. you pull me forcefully onto you and I have no where to go except to staddle your lap. You take my head between your hands and kiss me passionately. My body relaxes and I release a sensual sigh. I draw away from your lips and study the line of your face and neck. You mean my double chin?, Girl you need glasses. i kiss your neck becoming more and more passionate with each touch, I roll my tongue to your earlobe and you shiver and throw your head back. And throw my back out! A move like that would cause me to use my cane for two weeks. I move like a sloth. Smell like one too. you unbutton the front of my dress until you have a full veiw of my breasts and you touch me and I can feel your hardness beneath me. Get back on my lap. You're sitting on the arm of the chair again.Your lips go towards my breasts and I shudder with exctacy as you kiss and roam your open mouth over them. your strong hands ? Huh? My six year old is stronger than me! are roaming my naked back as you seem absorbed by my body . My breathing becomes rapid and my whole being wants you . I pull away from you and push you down into a lying position on the couch. I remove your pants and see for the first time your large erect hardness. Did I mention you need glasses? Big thick Coke bottle glasses. I want it badly but I tease you i run my tongue up and down your inner thighs and stop just as I come to your red swollen balls I've been meaning to get to the Doctor for that.i repeat this over and over again until you shudder with anticipation. And reach for my nitro.you're trembling From the palpitations.so i dont' wait any longer I take your balls in my open mouth wetting, moistening you with my saliva. I wrap my lips and tongue around you and stoke you with my mouth then your hard erect goes tentavely into my mouth and deeper so as to engulf all of you. you let out a little gasp and begin to thrust you hips forward wanting deeper and deeper and I well oblige.

Now either call the coroner or hide the body. Good job, Mags. Now you can explain to the boss why I'm not in tomorrow. "Oh!" she says, " He left for a pack of smokes and I haven't seen him since!"

guppy · Post by **guppy** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:38 pm

baaaahaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Wed May 02, 2007 4:58 pm

Thank you, ladies.

:D

NotToday · Post by **NotToday** » Wed May 02, 2007 5:05 pm

no one ever told me who the hottie is in the pic up there....