Rub my nipples!!!

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Mon May 07, 2007 3:40 am

Keep this in mind when you have something to return and the store gives you a hard time -

A woman went to a K-Mart service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won't work. The clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming,

"RUB MY NIPPLES,

RUB MY NIPPLES,

RUB MY NIPPLES!"

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager

in front of a growing crowd of customers.

The manager comes to the woman and asks,"Ma'am what's wrong?"

She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that

he can't give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed,

"RUB MY NIPPLES,

RUB MY NIPPLES,

RUB MY NIPPLES!"

and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads,

"Ma'am, why are you saying that?"

In a huff, the woman says,

"BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE

MY NIPPLES RUBBED

WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!"

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:07 am

Oh, if only I had the nerve......

That is funny...:wah: :wah:

Trixie Belle · Post by **Trixie Belle** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:28 am

HAHAHA~:wah:

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Mon May 07, 2007 4:51 am

:wah: :wah: :wah:

Joi-C · Post by **Joi-C** » Tue May 08, 2007 1:36 pm

:-3

:yh_shame

Sheryl · Post by **Sheryl** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:07 pm

:wah: loved it!

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Tue May 08, 2007 2:39 pm

Joi-C;609118 wrote: :-3

:yh_shame

*passes a sense of humour*

LondonFan of MJ! · Post by **LondonFan of MJ!** » Tue May 08, 2007 6:26 pm

lmao sis!

Only you would make this thread:wah:

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Tue May 08, 2007 8:07 pm

Bwahahaha!!! :wah: That wouldn't work with all women, obviously...

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 09, 2007 5:03 am

LondonFan of MJ!;609262 wrote: lmao sis!

Only you would make this thread:wah:

:wah: Me? Loving the hair