Q: How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A: Both of them.
Q: Why did the man cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.
Q: Why don't women blink during foreplay?
A: They don't have time.
Q: Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
A: They won't stop to ask directions.
Q: What do men and sperm have in common?
A: They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
Q: How does a man show that he is planning for the future?
A: He buys two cases of beer.
Q: What is the difference between men and government bonds?
A: The bonds mature.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: We don't know; it has never happened.
Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good looking?
A: They all already have boyfriends.
Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A Widow
Q: Why are married women heavier than single women?
A: Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
Q: How did Pinocchio find out he was made of wood?
A: His hand caught fire.
Q: How do you get a man to do sit-ups? A: Put the remote control between his toes.
Q: How are men and parking spots alike?
A: Good ones are always taken. Free ones are mostly handicapped or extremely small.
Q: What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?
A: They are married.
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A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits."
Well the man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.
The woman looked at him and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your arse."
Well the man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.
The woman looked at him and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your arse."
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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A male-to-female transexual was recently interviewed on a radio talk show.
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced
during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off,
that really didn't hurt too much. Even when they implanted the breasts in my
chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...."
"Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?"
"Hell no! It hurt like hell when they stuck that big fi%%kng needle in my
head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"
The DJ asked the transexual about what, if any, pain the person experienced
during the operation. The transexual replied, "Well, when they cut my penis off,
that really didn't hurt too much. Even when they implanted the breasts in my
chest, well, that really didn't hurt too much either...."
"Then you didn't experience any real physical pain at all then?"
"Hell no! It hurt like hell when they stuck that big fi%%kng needle in my
head and sucked out all my brains and then cut my salary in half!"
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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bornbad;609415 wrote: A man and woman were lying in bed on night and the woman said to the man, "I sure wish I had bigger tits."
Well the man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.
The woman looked at him and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your arse."
:wah: I bet het didn't get any for a while!
Well the man responded by saying she should rub toilet paper all over them.
The woman looked at him and said "Toilet paper, what will that do?"
The man said, "I don't know, but look what it's done for your arse."
:wah: I bet het didn't get any for a while!
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In response to calls for sexual equity, Pillsbury recently added a new
Pillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she
couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection
Pillsbury Doughgirl character to the well known Doughboy. Unfortunately, she
couldn't come to work this week because she had a yeast infection
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
That's not funny, OKAY!?!
or
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to suck my whatsit.
or
Three. One to do it and the others to consider unscrewing it before it's a
third of the way in.
or
Four. One to do it and the rest to consider the sexual implications.
or
Five. One to change the bulb, one to complain that the bulb is violating the
socket, one to secretly wish she were the socket, one to secretly wish she were
the bulb, while the last one gets all charged up and turned on watching the
others.
or
Six. One to change it and five to wring their hands and agonize about how
oppressed the socket is.
or
Seventy. One to change it while the others make a 69.
Why did it take 4 women with PMS to change a light bulb?
It just did okay!!!!!
That's not funny, OKAY!?!
or
Two. One to change the light bulb and one to suck my whatsit.
or
Three. One to do it and the others to consider unscrewing it before it's a
third of the way in.
or
Four. One to do it and the rest to consider the sexual implications.
or
Five. One to change the bulb, one to complain that the bulb is violating the
socket, one to secretly wish she were the socket, one to secretly wish she were
the bulb, while the last one gets all charged up and turned on watching the
others.
or
Six. One to change it and five to wring their hands and agonize about how
oppressed the socket is.
or
Seventy. One to change it while the others make a 69.
Why did it take 4 women with PMS to change a light bulb?
It just did okay!!!!!
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you're ugly."
:D :wah:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you're ugly."
:D :wah:
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Crazygal, loved it, printed it, passed it on!:wah:
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Indian Princess;609539 wrote: Crazygal, loved it, printed it, passed it on!:wah:
Hey at least you get how it works R!
Hey at least you get how it works R!
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funny cg....:wah: :wah: :wah:
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sunny104;609482 wrote: A guy walks into a supermarket and buys the following items:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you're ugly."
:D :wah:
:wah: Already posted that today as another topic, as it is one. :wah:
1 toothbrush
1 tube of toothpaste
1 roll of toiletpaper
1 frozen dinner
1 can of pop
1 box of cereal
The woman behind the counter says, "so you are single huh?"
The man replies very sarcastically, "why would you guess that, because I am buying 1 of everything?"
The woman replies, "no, because you're ugly."
:D :wah:
:wah: Already posted that today as another topic, as it is one. :wah: