A letter from Mr Penis

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:15 am

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

* I do physical labour.

* I work at great depths.

* I plunge head first into everything I do.

* I do not get weekends or holidays off.

* I work in a damp environment.

* I work in a dark area with poor ventilation.

* I work in an area with high temperatures.

* My work exposes me to contagious diseases.

Sincerely,

The Penis

***

Dear Mr. Penis,

After assessing your request and considering the arguments you have raised, the

administration rejects your request for the following reasons:

* You do not work eight hours straight.

* You fall asleep after brief work periods.

* You do not always follow the orders of the management team.

* You do not stay in your designated area and are often seen visiting other locations.

* You do not take initiative.

* You need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.

* You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.

* You don't always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct protective clothing.

* You will retire well before you are 65.

* You are unable to work double shifts.

* You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.

And if that were not enough, you are constantly seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious looking bags!!!

Sincerely,

The Management

:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:29 am

makes a change CG you normally just talk total bollocks :wah: :wah:

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:03 am

:wah: That was great!

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:32 am

jimbo;613791 wrote: makes a change CG you normally just talk total bollocks :wah: :wah:

Come and say that to my face and I'll bite your bollocks. :p

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:34 am

crazygal;613922 wrote: Come and say that to my face and I'll bite your bollocks. :p

sue said your a total nut job i can see why now :wah: :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:42 am

jimbo;613927 wrote: sue said your a total nut job i can see why now :wah: :wah:

Well we ain't met up yet. Gonna have to, think we'd have a right laugh.

:-6

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:44 am

crazygal;613942 wrote: Well we ain't met up yet. Gonna have to, think we'd have a right laugh.

:-6

no you get on my nerves but suzy loves ya :wah: :wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:45 am

Mr P forgot to add:

when his life is soft he can't be beaten

and when it's hard someone ends up getting fuc#$ed..

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:45 am

jimbo;613947 wrote: no you get on my nerves but suzy loves ya :wah: :wah:

Well that may go with time, you used to get on mine too but really like ya now. Give Sue a snog from me.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:49 am

crazygal;613951 wrote: Well that may go with time, you used to get on mine too but really like ya now. Give Sue a snog from me.

i get on every bodys nerves :wah:

you dont get on my nerves now you have dropped my spelling fault finding mission :p

snog her yourself .. why should i suffer :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:50 am

crazygal;613951 wrote: Well that may go with time, you used to get on mine too but really like ya now. Give Sue a snog from me.

Got you sussed hasn't she Jim?

:wah: :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:51 am

jimbo;613956 wrote: i get on every bodys nerves :wah:

you dont get on my nerves now you have dropped my spelling fault finding mission :p

snog her yourself .. why should i suffer :wah:

Aww shall I start again with everybodies? lol

I would if I could but she is too far away. Still I have a great imagination.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed May 16, 2007 5:52 am

Imladris;613960 wrote: Got you sussed hasn't she Jim?

:wah: :wah:

immy :-4

please tell me i still get on your nerves :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:02 am

jimbo;613964 wrote: immy :-4

please tell me i still get on your nerves :wah:

Well I know a song that'll get on yours.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:39 am

crazygal;613970 wrote: Well I know a song that'll get on yours.

yeah i know a few and they are all by michael jackson :wah: :wah: :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:40 am

Na I love most of his songs, must he that gets on my nerves.

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:43 am

crazygal;614038 wrote: Na I love most of his songs, must he that gets on my nerves.

I second that!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed May 16, 2007 6:48 am

I want to see pics of Mr. Penis holding the pencil to write that letter! :sneaky:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:00 am

Peg;614066 wrote: I want to see pics of Mr. Penis holding the pencil to write that letter! :sneaky:

:yh_clap :yh_clap :yh_rotfl Me too...good point Peg!!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:00 am

Peg;614066 wrote: I want to see pics of Mr. Penis holding the pencil to write that letter! :sneaky:
He is his own pencil and only writes in snow.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:02 am

YZGI;614080 wrote: He is his own pencil and only writes in snow.

And only has yellow ink!!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:04 am

WonderWendy3;614083 wrote: And only has yellow ink!!
Well that depends on the vitamins he has recieved.:wah:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:05 am

WonderWendy3;614083 wrote: And only has yellow ink!!

Yeah , but it is always in some one else's hand writing

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed May 16, 2007 7:08 am

Uncle Fester;614087 wrote: Yeah , but it is always in some one else's hand writing

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl Good one.

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:06 am

Eww, you lot are grosse, turning an innocent joke into something rude, perverts! :sneaky:

dubs · Post by **dubs** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:10 am

Uncle Fester;614087 wrote: Yeah , but it is always in some one else's hand writing

Not if he D***tated it!.....

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Wed May 16, 2007 9:15 am

dubs;614216 wrote: Not if he D***tated it!.....

:wah: :wah: great one ... does anyone know short hand soberano needs something taken down :wah:

sorry buddy

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed May 16, 2007 12:14 pm

crazygal;614208 wrote: Eww, you lot are grosse, turning an innocent joke into something rude, perverts!

Okay Okay...I'll be the one to point that out....:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Good One CG!!! I felt bad for a minute there, but only a minute!

So, I want to know who did Mr. Pen1s write this letter to exactly??

The Head of Operations?:sneaky:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Wed May 16, 2007 3:31 pm

WonderWendy3;614356 wrote: Okay Okay...I'll be the one to point that out....:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

Good One CG!!! I felt bad for a minute there, but only a minute!

So, I want to know who did Mr. Pen1s write this letter to exactly??

The Head of Operations?:sneaky:

Oh no Wendy ouch is all I can say to that!