Things you shouldn't say............

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:43 pm

to your neighbours husband (especially when she's your oldest friend)

My neighbour popped in just now to fetch his step ladder that I borrowed. As I carried it down the stairs I noticed the hole in the ceiling thats been there a while. Without thinking I said

' Your son poked his finger in my hole this afternoon, it wasn't too bad before then, now its gaping, don't suppose you've got anything I could fill it with? '

His face was a picture. :wah: :wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:45 pm

Betty Boop;625949 wrote: to your neighbours husband (especially when she's your oldest friend)

My neighbour popped in just now to fetch his step ladder that I borrowed. As I carried it down the stairs I noticed the hole in the ceiling thats been there a while. Without thinking I said

' Your son poked his finger in my hole this afternoon, it wasn't too bad before then, now its gaping, don't suppose you've got anything I could fill it with? '

His face was a picture.

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

That is too funny!!

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:47 pm

Betty Boop;625949 wrote: to your neighbours husband (especially when she's your oldest friend)

My neighbour popped in just now to fetch his step ladder that I borrowed. As I carried it down the stairs I noticed the hole in the ceiling thats been there a while. Without thinking I said

' Your son poked his finger in my hole this afternoon, it wasn't too bad before then, now its gaping, don't suppose you've got anything I could fill it with? '

His face was a picture. :wah: :wah:

LMAO :wah:

I had one at work, a guy had a patio heater which wasn't working, so I explained that sometimes it can become blocked with spiders etc. So I said to him 'you need to open the door and blow it' to which he replied 'your asking me to give it a blow job' I nearly wet myself laughing.

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:50 pm

shock :sneaky:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:54 pm

I'm always saying something like that, terrible, must learn to engage brain then speak!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:55 pm

When I was a manager, one of the American Directors I worked for was a woman. She was discussing one of the employees with me who she wanted to fire.

Seeking my opinion, she asked "Do you think I should blow him off?"

I said "Well it's the least you can do if you're going to fire him" :yh_giggle

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:57 pm

Uncle Kram;625970 wrote: When I was a manager, one of the American Directors I worked for was a woman. She was discussing one of the employees with me who she wanted to fire.

Seeking my opinion, she asked "Do you think I should blow him off?"

I said "Well it's the least you can do if you're going to fire him" :yh_giggle

:wah: :wah:

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu May 31, 2007 1:58 pm

Uncle Kram;625970 wrote: When I was a manager, one of the American Directors I worked for was a woman. She was discussing one of the employees with me who she wanted to fire.

Seeking my opinion, she asked "Do you think I should blow him off?"

I said "Well it's the least you can do if you're going to fire him" :yh_giggle

:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:06 pm

I have a friend that teases me to this day about the time I was broken down at a gas station and needed a battery jump-start, I called my friend (guy friend no less) and told him if he couldn't come help me, I'd just ask someone to "jump me"...he thought that was funny!!

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu May 31, 2007 2:21 pm

There was a guy at work I liked, he used to come and sit on my desk some afternoons when the boss went to the bank. One afternoon during an office refit he was sat on my desk fiddling with the holes for the computer cables, I looked up and said 'Don't do that you'll get your stinger *ucked'

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:02 pm

boo you make me laugh:wah: :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:06 pm

Betty Boop;625949 wrote: to your neighbours husband (especially when she's your oldest friend)

My neighbour popped in just now to fetch his step ladder that I borrowed. As I carried it down the stairs I noticed the hole in the ceiling thats been there a while. Without thinking I said

' Your son poked his finger in my hole this afternoon, it wasn't too bad before then, now its gaping, don't suppose you've got anything I could fill it with? '

His face was a picture. :wah: :wah:

LMFAO how old is the son?

Post by **Betty Boop** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:07 pm

crazygal;625998 wrote: LMFAO how old is the son?

Fourteen!! :wah:

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:09 pm

Betty Boop;625999 wrote: Fourteen!! :wah:

Oops, could have been in big trouble there you dirty minx.

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Thu May 31, 2007 7:12 pm

You shouldnt say mean and viscious lies about people.

You know the saying if you have nothing nice to say dont say anything at all.

I so agree with that lol