What a load of b*lls!

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Thu May 31, 2007 3:34 pm

A young lad grows up totally paranoid because he has been born with three testicles, and hates swimming in the local baths because of the bemused looks on people's faces. To his mother, he is just her son.

"Don't worry about all those nasty comments from others - they're just jealous. Anyway, it'll bring you luck one day." But it doesn't. Even his wife walks out on him. He seeks solace in a pub and after a few brandies to build up some Dutch courage, he walks straight over to the bar and says in a loud voice:

"Barman, I'll bet you five pound we can make five balls between us!" The pub erupts in laughter, with everybody wanting to take him on. The barman scratches his head.

"This has got to be worth a fiver of anybody's money so see how you're going to do this - OK, you're on!" All cheer as everybody troops off to the toilets.

"OK," said the barman, revealing his manhood, "I had an accident when I was a youngster - Here's my one, now where's your FOUR!"

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Thu May 31, 2007 5:37 pm

The young lad had 5 all by himself - counting the ball on each foot..

He wins

Patsy

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Thu May 31, 2007 8:50 pm

Patsy Warnick;626049 wrote: The young lad had 5 all by himself - counting the ball on each foot..

He wins

Patsy

Nah - he couldn't count actually. You're forgetting the ball and sockets on his hips and shoulders!:)

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 6:10 am

I once knew a woman with 3 vaginas. She got f........d left, right and centre.

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:32 pm

magenta flame;626199 wrote: Who the hell stares at mens testicles at the baths?

You've obviously never been in a boarding school!:wah: :wah:

zinkyusa · Post by **zinkyusa** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 12:43 pm

magenta flame;626199 wrote: Who the hell stares at mens testicles at the baths?

Jimbo does.:sneaky: :wah:

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Fri Jun 01, 2007 2:40 pm

zinkyusa;626621 wrote: Jimbo does.:sneaky: :wah:

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl

O)ne of the first things I got asked in boarding school was whether I was a Cavalier or a Roundhead. (For the record, Cav later to become Roundhead)

We had to have a bath every third evening with Matron definately finding reason to come into the communal bathroom to change the towells etc. dirty bitch! Once the lights went out, there was a competition to see who could be the first to get "on bonk." Guess who always won?! I enjoyed by boarding school days!