The nun's story.

weinbeck · Post by **weinbeck** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:50 am

A nun in a single carriage is joined by a skinhead, eating a packet of prawns. She tries to ingore him but, sensing her anxiety, homes in on her immediately. He winks at her, and starts making lewd suggestions, asking her is she wears a thong under her habit. Eventually he starts throwing the prawn peelings in her face as she sits, trying to read the Bible. She closes her eyes, prays silently, smiles and says Amen before crossing herself. She eases herself back into the seat and totally ingores him as he continues to pester her. Once he's finished throwing food at her, she carefully clears it all off the floor, puts it into a bag and throws it out of the window, watched by the bemused yob. She then turns to him and smiles, pulling the emergency cord to stop the train.

"'Ere, Lady." He laughs, "You're gonna get done £50.00 for doing that!"

She laughs. and nods her head.

"Listen Sweetie, that's NOTHING compared to what you'll get when the police smell your hands! Have a nice day, Honey."

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 6:53 am

:yh_rotfl ewww thats nasty!! :wah:

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:19 am

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venus · Post by **venus** » Sun Jun 17, 2007 1:05 pm

:wah: arf arf