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I've just put on a meal for myself. A frozen packet of kippers. It's not a joke; on the reverse of the packet there is a large sign saying: WARNING - CONTAINS FISH. I'd never have guessed! Any other stupid "health/allergy" advice you've come across?
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weinbeck;640993 wrote: I've just put on a meal for myself. A frozen packet of kippers. It's not a joke; on the reverse of the packet there is a large sign saying: WARNING - CONTAINS FISH. I'd never have guessed! Any other stupid "health/allergy" advice you've come across?


The standard one is the bag of peanuts with "warning, this product may contain nuts"!
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On my hair dryer:

"Do not use this product while sleeping."

:thinking:
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package of frozen fruit

No Trans Fat



Bottle of sleeping pills

May cause drowziness
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Bryn Mawr;641034 wrote: The standard one is the bag of peanuts with "warning, this product may contain nuts"!


I like that - this product MAY contain nuts - they could be right!:wah:
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LOL I love the labels now days thay are so stupid lol
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:wah: that cracked me up what food makers do noadays makes me wonder
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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I love the warning that came with my toaster

do not submerge while in use... WELL DUH WTF LOL NO KIDDING :wah: :wah:
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It might have a negative effect

RedGlitter;641048 wrote: On my hair dryer:

"Do not use this product while sleeping."

:thinking:
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buttercup;641370 wrote: Check this site out :wah:

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml


Checked it out: by far the best one was warning - misuse may cause serious injury or death: stamped on the side of a rifle!:wah: :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That slayed me.
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Post by laneybug »

How about on those coffee-to-go cups. "Contents may be hot." No kidding.:thinking:
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Post by Indian Princess »

hmmmmmmmm, I wont get too concerned until McDonalds puts a disclaimer on french fries that states"warning may contain potatoes"
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Bryn Mawr;641034 wrote: The standard one is the bag of peanuts with "warning, this product may contain nuts"!


Yes, I was going to say the same thing!

Other thing is childrens medication. When it is only supposed to be used to up to 12 years of age and it says on the packet, 'do not operate machinery or drive whilst taking this'. :-5
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buttercup;641370 wrote: Check this site out :wah:

http://www.rinkworks.com/said/warnings.shtml


LMAO some of those are so stupid E.G

For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.

"Look before driving." -- On the dash board of a mail truck. well you aint gonna drive with your eyes shut are you lol
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Always makes me wonder who did whatever they're warning against that made them decide to put the warnings on :-3
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Post by beautyful »

lol you would hope that a bag of peanuts contained nuts :thinking:
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AngelEyes82;642352 wrote: Labels are funny these days.. Just how dumb do they think people are?! :wah:


On the whole, I think people can be pretty stupid. And I'm including myself. :D Although, I've had enough years of education to know that a package of peanuts contains nuts and that sleep medication may cause drowsiness. But, with the standard of schooling these days, warnings like that just may come in handy. :rolleyes:
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