world's largest penis

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:39 am

YZGI;642453 wrote: All I got to say is WHOOO HOOO! um I mean wifey is above average.

how you doin' :sneaky:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:43 am

KB.;642450 wrote: Good guess

seems like that's where most guys are.....give or take a bit.................

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:46 am

Pinky;642454 wrote: For some reason, I find it really funny that this keeps ending up next to the frozen vegetables thread! I keep reading it as Largest Frozen Penis.:-3

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl my dream popsicle!!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:02 am

it's hard to eat popsicles in the presence of men, they're eyes go all funny and stuff.....

:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:04 am

sunny104;642481 wrote: it's hard to eat popsicles in the presence of men, they're eyes go all funny and stuff.....

:wah:

banana's too....and don't even get me started on a ice cream cone...whooo hoooooooooo

Post by **spot** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:18 am

sunny104;642449 wrote: 6 inches....

Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:30 am

spot;642506 wrote: Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.
Spot, that has to be the Post of the Year :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:37 am

spot;642506 wrote: Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.

You win.

:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:39 am

spot;642506 wrote: Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.
Dang Spot,

Man Law #21. Never tell them where you are starting your penis measurement from.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:47 am

spot;642506 wrote: Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.

PMSL :wah: :wah:

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:51 am

almostfamous;642520 wrote: hmmm

I wonder if he would consent to that :sneaky: I gotta go back to memphis real quick, brb.

:wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:54 am

I really ain't that easy.

:yh_liar

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:00 am

Oh, I like your sig Almostslutty, I have that quote on my myspace page.

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:02 am

almostfamous;642535 wrote: Which d!ck are you? :wah: :p

Obviously the biggest

(love ya really Spot):-4

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:12 am

almostfamous;642536 wrote: well ****, i need a new one now

boooo. it took me forever to find that one.

You ain't got to change it; and I see how you pay attention, it has been the banner on my page since I started it.

Back on topic. I am glad you answered that question yes; I think it applies to a lot of us, both genders. When I am in that kind of mood I am not looking for love, intelligence, eloquence, or a kind hearted woman. I am looking for firm tits, and a round ass. Call me silly.

I like this thread. Needs more innuendo though.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:17 am

KB.;642548 wrote: You ain't got to change it; and I see how you pay attention, it has been the banner on my page since I started it.

Back on topic. I am glad you answered that question yes; I think it applies to a lot of us, both genders. When I am in that kind of mood I am not looking for love, intelligence, eloquence, or a kind hearted woman. I am looking for firm tits, and a round ass. Call me silly.

I like this thread. Needs more innuendo though.
Hello Silly

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:18 am

That was easy, now give me a million dollars.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:19 am

So is this where everyone is this morning?

Is this where all the action is?

Seems kinda limp in here if you ask me.:-3

Get outta the penile thread and post!! :wah:

Please! I'm begging!

(There's your innuendo KB)

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:19 am

you all could use the metric system when measuring, your numbers might be more impressive that way!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:22 am

KB.;642551 wrote: That was easy, now give me a million dollars.
Just give me your bank details and I'll send the money from my Nigerian account :sneaky:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:24 am

Uncle Kram;642554 wrote: Just give me your bank details and I'll send the money from my Nigerian account :sneaky:

PMed, no problem.

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:26 am

RedGlitter;642552 wrote: So is this where everyone is this morning?

Is this where all the action is?

Seems kinda limp in here if you ask me.:-3

Get outta the penile thread and post!! :wah:

Please! I'm begging!

(There's your innuendo KB)

limp :wah:

yep what a flanker ofa thread!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:27 am

ahem, stay on topic please!!

please??

don't stick it in <---------------:D here if it's not penis related!!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:30 am

Sunny I think you're going to self combust.

You better go into the Movie Title thread or something! :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:34 am

RedGlitter;642561 wrote: Sunny I think you're going to self combust.

You better go into the Movie Title thread or something! :wah:

it's my friday!! I have to be extra goofy!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:38 am

sunny104;642563 wrote: it's my friday!! I have to be extra goofy!

Keep it on topic Sunny...goofy has no place in here. This is serious business.

HA!

Yeah right.....

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:54 am

RedGlitter;642565 wrote: Keep it on topic Sunny...goofy has no place in here. This is serious business.

HA!

Yeah right.....

Goofy does have pretty big feet...............:yh_think :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:57 am

sunny104;642580 wrote: Goofy does have pretty big feet...............:yh_think :wah:

I wear a size 12, you know what that means?

I wear big socks.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:58 am

KB.;642582 wrote:

I wear big socks.

heh. heh.

Is that what we're callin' 'em nowadays?

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:01 am

I call socks, socks. I'm just your average guy, looking for a woman who loves mediocrity.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:02 am

Pinky;642585 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Reminds me of that Chilli Peppers concert...

Yeah...images of Flea and Anthony just flashed before me

That was so gross. :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:03 am

almostfamous;642586 wrote: that cannot be used as a clue. ever. one guy's nickname, to this day, is gummyworm

He was 6'3, size 14 1/2 shoe, big hands, the whole nine, he even had "the bulge" lmfao.

I had the whole "3 month rule" thing goin. I was 20, a heck of a lot more patient. The time came, we "did" the deed, i think, and well, he asked me 'did you go?'

:-3 I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3

That made me laugh out loud for real.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:04 am

almostfamous;642591 wrote: You know him.

It don't matter. "Did you go?", what the hell.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:04 am

I dated a guy who wore a size 13 and he was just average.......but he was good..........:sneaky: :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:05 am

KB.;642587 wrote: I call socks, socks. I'm just your average guy, looking for a woman who loves mediocrity.

Were those socks ribbed by any chance?

almostfamous;642586 wrote: that cannot be used as a clue. ever. one guy's nickname, to this day, is gummyworm

He was 6'3, size 14 1/2 shoe, big hands, the whole nine, he even had "the bulge" lmfao.

I had the whole "3 month rule" thing goin. I was 20, a heck of a lot more patient. The time came, we "did" the deed, i think, and well, he asked me 'did you go?'

I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3

That is so wrong. Why the hell am I laughing at this? It's just...wrong.

I'd share stories with you but I know I'd be permanently pink (stoppit!) if I did.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:07 am

PS I will never look at a gummy worm the same way again.........:-1

:D :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:10 am

I'm changing my title to "Did you go?"

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:12 am

Fing go where? Who the hell says stuff like that? I think he had his verb tenses mixed up.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:14 am

KB.;642609 wrote: Fing go where? Who the hell says stuff like that? I think he had his verb tenses mixed up.

Hahaha!! KB, you're still bemused by that!! :wah:

To me, it sounds like what moms ask little kids when they come outta the bathroom by themselves. "Did you go, honey?"

I'm laughing at poor AF's expense. Sorry, Beth.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:17 am

guys just shouldn't ask questions during or after or really at all......if she has an orgasm you will be well aware of it! :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:17 am

RedGlitter;642610 wrote: Hahaha!! KB, you're still bemused by that!! :wah:

To me, it sounds like what moms ask little kids when they come outta the bathroom by themselves. "Did you go, honey?"

I'm laughing at poor AF's expense. Sorry, Beth.

It just boggles my mind, but if she is talking about who I think she is I can totally see that brain dead idiot saying that. If she isn't talking about who I think she is then it is even funnier.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:18 am

sunny104;642611 wrote: guys just shouldn't ask questions during or after or really at all......if she has an orgasm you will be well aware of it! :wah:

I just slap her ass and say, "I appreciate ya".

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:20 am

KB.;642613 wrote: I just slap her ass and say, "I appreciate ya".

I like to go to sleep immediately after......or a smoke break....depends on the time of day..................:-6

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:22 am

sunny104;642614 wrote: I like to go to sleep immediately after......or a smoke break....depends on the time of day..................:-6

You have nice legs, at least in that picture you do.

:yh_sweat

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:27 am

KB.;642613 wrote: I just slap her ass and say, "I appreciate ya".

Ooooo....needs work, KB.

I'd be kicking you out of bed if I heard that. :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:31 am

almostfamous;642621 wrote: bowchicabowbow :sneaky: :wah:

If Ron Jeremy shows up in here, I'm cuttin' out!

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:45 am

RedGlitter;642620 wrote: Ooooo....needs work, KB.

I'd be kicking you out of bed if I heard that. :wah:

Getting kicked out of bed is the whole point. I'm off to work, you freaks have fun in here.

stevie1 · Post by **stevie1** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:47 am

[QUOTE=spot;642506]Be reasonable Sunny. Measuring from the backbone is cheating.

:wah: :wah: nice one just picked myself off the floor, ouch my sides :wah: :wah: