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I need a new siggy, my current one is boring me! :thinking:
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almostfamous;642521 wrote: what is PMSL :confused:


Pi55 My Self Laughing :wah:
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almostfamous;642521 wrote: what is PMSL :confused:
Pizzing myself Laughing
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OMG never sweated so much in my life great walk though
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Wendybird;642550 wrote: ???


aw, thank you! :-4

I saved it, I'm going to do some redecorating on monday after my long weekend! :D
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Musiclover89;642543 wrote: OMG never sweated so much in my life great walk though
Were you sweating like Pavarotti in a cake-eating contest?


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Uncle Kram;642559 wrote: Were you sweating like Pavarotti in a cake-eating contest?


ew! :wah:
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This place is deader than a doornail.
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OMG I nearly got chased by a bunch of Cows today scary stuff
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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I wanna go home! It's too nice outside!!
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Musiclover89;642645 wrote: OMG I nearly got chased by a bunch of Cows today scary stuff


Cows? Why? Cows don't normally chase people, do they??

I used to be terrified of cows. :o
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RedGlitter;642647 wrote: Cows? Why? Cows don't normally chase people, do they??

I used to be terrified of cows. :o


I was Hill Walking earlier and i was wearing bright clothing :wah: you know the rest
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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RedGlitter;642647 wrote: Cows? Why? Cows don't normally chase people, do they??

I used to be terrified of cows. :o


Our cow chased me one day. I was teasing a German Shepherd and it broke its chain. I ran away fast the our cow began chasing me too. but really I have had cows chase me when I was in a a truck with cow feed in the back.
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Pinky;642661 wrote: I had a flock of sheep chase me when I had feed!!

I came to a fence, stopped and braced myself...when I opened my eyes, the lot of them had stopped dead in front of me and were just looking up at me baaing!


LMAO these stories are hillerous to read no offence but they are funny
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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I went on a farming trip with my school and 5 goats chased me, they waited til I was backed up against a fence then one of the **)(*&& headbutted me, left me with a massive bruise across my stomach!!!!!:-5
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Pinky;642666 wrote: LOL!!! No offence taken, I find it funny myself!!:wah:


In mycase though about 3 to 4 Cows started stalking me & my mate i was like Oh God we better blot but i turned round sat down on a rock trying to think of away to bypass the moo moos without spooking them
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Musiclover89;642671 wrote: In mycase though about 3 to 4 Cows started stalking me & my mate i was like Oh God we better blot but i turned round sat down on a rock trying to think of away to bypass the moo moos without spooking them


Sounds like a night out in my local :lips: :thinking:
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Should I ask him or not?
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SpiderSam;642678 wrote: Should I ask him or not?


YES
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SpiderSam;642678 wrote: Should I ask him or not?


erm...yes
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SuzyB;642680 wrote: YES


beautyful;642681 wrote: erm...yes


Errrrmmmm OK then. :wah:
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SpiderSam;642684 wrote: Errrrmmmm OK then. :wah:


I don't know what you are asking him though :wah:
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beautyful;642688 wrote: I don't know what you are asking him though :wah:


LOL!!!! My boyfriend might be coming stuck finding somewhere to live. Do I brave it and ask him if he wants to move in here?:confused:
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How long have you been together?
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SpiderSam;642690 wrote: LOL!!!! My boyfriend might be coming stuck finding somewhere to live. Do I brave it and ask him if he wants to move in here?:confused:


God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :lips:
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Were cought in a trap i cant walk out because i love you too much baby
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Musiclover89;642698 wrote: Were cought in a trap i cant walk out because i love you too much baby


OH WHY CAN'T YOU SEE, WHAT YOUR DOING TO ME
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I see apples, they look great, I buy them, then I have to force myself to eat them... when will i ever learn I don't really like apples.:-5
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minks;642703 wrote: I see apples, they look great, I buy them, then I have to force myself to eat them... when will i ever learn I don't really like apples.:-5




:wah: :wah:
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[QUOTE=RedGlitter;642647]Cows? Why? Cows don't normally chase people, do they??

I used to be terrified of cows. :



My wife chased me once !!! does that count :-3 :-3
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stevie1;642711 wrote: [QUOTE=RedGlitter;642647]Cows? Why? Cows don't normally chase people, do they??

I used to be terrified of cows



My wife chased me once !!! does that count :-3 :-3




Thats bad :lips: :wah:
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Thats bad :lips: :wah:



I know i just can't help myself :sneaky:
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minks;642703 wrote: I see apples, they look great, I buy them, then I have to force myself to eat them... when will i ever learn I don't really like apples.:-5


There's other fruit you can buy ;)
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Sound Quality is Meh at least i can hear it
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Pinky;642661 wrote: I had a flock of sheep chase me when I had feed!!

I came to a fence, stopped and braced myself...when I opened my eyes, the lot of them had stopped dead in front of me and were just looking up at me baaing!


Heeeeeeeee, I can just see that in my mind. Love it.
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SouthAPT;642743 wrote: There's other fruit you can buy ;)


I dont like every kind of apple. I stole apples from an orchard when I was young and I found they were really sour. I didnt take any more. And I had to hide from the resident horse. I guess he loved them.
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The thought of you hiding from the resident horse is somehow hilarious, Okie. Grin. Pinky - while I was walking in the southwest of Ireland I had to cross lots of fields and moors with sheep (occasionally cows) grazing. I have a healthy respect for large male animals (including kangaroosters) protecting their females and young, but otherwise such beasties don't bother me. A local woman told me that cows or sheep will normally just follow you, keeping at your pace. This seemed to be true. A bit unnerving at times.. grin. Maybe they were lonely way out there in the mist. Maybe they thought I'd brought them food, or was going to milk them. ????
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ITALIAN BOY'S CONFESSION

"Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."

The priest asks, "Is that you, little Johnny Parisi?"

"Yes, Father, it is."

"And who was the girl you were with?"

"I can't tell you, Father, I don't want to ruin her reputation."

"Well, Johnny, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later, so you may

as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?"

"I cannot say."

"Was it Teresa Volpe?"

"I'll never tell."

"Was it Nina Capelli?"

"I'm sorry, but I cannot name her."

"Was it Cathy Piriano?"

"My lips are sealed."

"Was it Rosa Di Angelo, then?"

"Please, Father, I cannot tell you."

The priest sighs in frustration. "You're very tight lipped, Johnny Parisi,

and I admire that. But you've sinned and have to atone. You cannot be an

altar boy now for 4 months. Now you go and behave yourself."

Johnny walks back to his pew, and his friend Nino slides over and

whispers,

"What'd you get?"



"4 months vacation and five good leads."


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You have surpassed yourself, Unk !!
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AussiePam;643031 wrote: The thought of you hiding from the resident horse is somehow hilarious, Okie. Grin. Pinky - while I was walking in the southwest of Ireland I had to cross lots of fields and moors with sheep (occasionally cows) grazing. I have a healthy respect for large male animals (including kangaroosters) protecting their females and young, but otherwise such beasties don't bother me. A local woman told me that cows or sheep will normally just follow you, keeping at your pace. This seemed to be true. A bit unnerving at times.. grin. Maybe they were lonely way out there in the mist. Maybe they thought I'd brought them food, or was going to milk them. ????


I just recalled that when I was a boy and went skinnydipping in the pond near the river, cows would graze around and at some point in the evening a dog would come running down there and chase the cows all home. Milking time I guess. He didnt need a man with him, he just did it.
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i'm off to ascot the smartest i've been since the last bliddy funeral :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
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