Something You Dont Know About Me

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:29 pm

There is something about myself Ive never shared with anyone in this forum. Ive kept it private, its not something I speak of often. Not for any particular reason I can think of, its just something Ive always kept to myself. Until now.

I like muffins. Let me rephrase that, I love muffins. All kinds, blueberry, butter rum, pistachio, banana walnut, lemon poppyseed, almond. I love them all equally. There are no favorites. Lets just say each muffin I eat is my favorite and each muffin is better than the last one.

I enjoy the tops of the muffins with their signiature slightly crusty exterior taunting me with the realization that just underneath in the belly of the muffin lies warm moist sweet baked goodness and within that goodness might be fresh berries just begging to be popped in your mouth as they scream Its a party its a muffin party. Or perhaps the delicate flavoring of almond. Each day is a surprise waiting to unfold as I eagerly anticipate my morning muffin.

Well there it is. Now you know. I love muffins and I dont care what the world thinks about that.

Feel free to ostracize me, feel free to exclude me, feel free to banish me, cast me out, exile me, I dont care because I am the muffin man.

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh, do you know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane?

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Oh, yes, I know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane.

Now two of us know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Now two of us know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane.

A few of us know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

A few of us know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane.

Now we all know the muffin man,

The muffin man, the muffin man,

Now we all know the muffin man,

That lives on Drury Lane.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:31 pm

Is there a doctor in the house?

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:34 pm

Pinky;642925 wrote: I rather like a good muffin too!

:wah:

Well you have an excuse

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 4:39 pm

For the usual fee, I won't tell. Unless...............

Marie5656 · Post by **Marie5656** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:00 pm

Nothing beats a chocolate chocolate chip muffin.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:04 pm

Pumpkin Chocolate Chip Muffins!!

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:07 pm

This whole muffing thing is soooo over-rated !! Well actually not really - am I in the wrong thread?

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 8:39 pm

Erm... I believe the crumpet thread is erm... thataway... but it doesn't have it's own song, though. :p

koan · Post by **koan** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:26 pm

You lie, donutman!

I know you well enough. :yh_tong2

muffins... :rolleyes:

kumininexile · Post by **kumininexile** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:44 pm

Hi! I'm oatmeal man!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:07 pm

If i went into my local baker and asked for a muffin i'd get this.......

Not a bluberry or chocolate chip in sight!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 12:54 am

Just beware of where you get them, never ever ever from a muffin tree. See link.

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 2:44 am

abbey;643094 wrote: If i went into my local baker and asked for a muffin i'd get this.......

Not a bluberry or chocolate chip in sight!

Yummy hot with butter that melts and runs down your chin.

And the cheese ones are nice too, and marmite ones - I now want some!!!

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Fri Jun 22, 2007 3:47 am

Pinky;642925 wrote: I rather like a good muffin too!

:wah:

And also those little cakes with berries in

When I was a kid, I thought Muffin the Mule was a criminal offence

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:38 pm

I love walnut cranberry muffins yumm