I cant stop farting

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:54 am

Dont know if its last nights pizza or the booze but i cant stop farting :-3

Other than a download in the toilet which i dont seem to need

how can you stop yourself farting?

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:57 am

:wah: :wah:

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:59 am

Seriously my ass is playing tune's :wah:

Mia · Post by **Mia** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:59 am

Just as well you can't find your ciggies as you could cause an explosion.:wah:

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:03 am

:guitarist playing tune's :wah:

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:17 am

I did mix my drinks - doing that makes you fart? :-2

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:23 am

Do you drink beer, cider or shots with soda? It's all the gas and bubbles in the drink, also when I drink I tend to gulp lots of air, to get ready for my non stop talking. Nothing worse than larger farts though, they make me want to ralph.

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:32 am

hope things are improving buttercup

:wah: :wah:

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:38 am

:wah: Thanks Neffy

Yes improvement has been made, ive dowloaded.

Who can hold a fart in? How long for?

Are you a loud farter or the silent deadly type?

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 5:48 am

Good advice but as soon as i get hammered all advice & common sense gets forgotten, no fun in being sensible whilst out is there?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:35 am

*Peg walks in holding her nose.* See that seat over there Bcup---------->? That's right. The one WAAAAAAY over there between Nomad and Jimbo. They want you to sit there between them.:sneaky: :wah:

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:45 am

Nowhere else i'd rather sit, finally i win the farting comp :p

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:45 am

buttercup;650150 wrote: Dont know if its last nights pizza or the booze but i cant stop farting :-3

Other than a download in the toilet which i dont seem to need

how can you stop yourself farting?

Youre not buttercup !

Your Snooze Alarm !

Aint ya ? :wah:

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:50 am

Well i just thought it was time to clear up the misconception that i dont fart, granted i tend to hold it in as taught by Snooze but today it escaped in all directions, was nothing i could do. :wah:

SlipStream · Post by **SlipStream** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:52 am

buttercup;650184 wrote: :wah: Thanks Neffy

Yes improvement has been made, ive dowloaded.

Who can hold a fart in? How long for?

Are you a loud farter or the silent deadly type?

:wah:

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:53 am

Sit back, relax and let it rip!!!

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:54 am

I'm all farted out now Mik

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:54 am

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 7:10 am

i just blame the dogs

:wah: :wah: :wah:

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 11:18 pm

Does the Queen trump? :-3

crazygal · Post by **crazygal** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:17 am

buttercup;650150 wrote: Dont know if its last nights pizza or the booze but i cant stop farting :-3

Other than a download in the toilet which i dont seem to need

how can you stop yourself farting?

LMFAO I had this last week when my sister was staying, poor sister! OK again now but baked beans do it to me, so do eggs.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 1:23 am

Uncle Kram;651069 wrote: Does the Queen trump? :-3

There must have been occasions when members of the royal family have farted at public engagements, the bodyguards likely take the blame :wah:

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:08 am

Yip there's no mistaking it, he farted :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 2:32 am

Looking at Prince Harry I'd say he got a whiff!!

maccat · Post by **maccat** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:40 am

Buttercups my solution to farting problems is by using the cork from your empty wine bottle. At the same time your helping the planet by producing less toxic gases and also recycling old corks. I hope this is of help, :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Mon Jul 02, 2007 3:55 am

maccat;651124 wrote: Buttercups my solution to farting problems is by using the cork from your empty wine bottle. At the same time your helping the planet by producing less toxic gases and also recycling old corks. I hope this is of help, :wah:

This is also a way to relieve boredom, just put out a target and bend over - hours of fun for all the family

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:56 pm

Imladris;651129 wrote: This is also a way to relieve boredom, just put out a target and bend over - hours of fun for all the family

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

FartsRfun..Fart Songs

play list No5..Good ole Britney. :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 3:58 pm

Soberano;651099 wrote: It would seem that someone within the "royal ranks" passed wind whilst on the balcony much to the amusement of all.

Notice HM the Queen's face in the first two photo's, then look at her final expression in picture three.

How guilty does HRH the Duke of Edinburgh look?

http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y290/S ... l-fart.jpg

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Chezzie · Post by **Chezzie** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:03 pm

Odie;1090511 wrote: :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

I remember that pic in the papers. "One" so farted and dealt a smelly:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:11 pm

Chezzie;1090518 wrote: I remember that pic in the papers. "One" so farted and dealt a smelly:yh_rotfl

to funny!

never seen it before!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

flopstock · Post by **flopstock** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:49 pm

These are the threads that make you love this place........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

Odie · Post by **Odie** » Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:53 pm

flopstock;1090544 wrote: These are the threads that make you love this place........:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

darn right they do!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

thanks Chez for bumping this one up!:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl