Think like a drunk

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:45 am

Ok last night we had a few drinkie poo's 'as you do on a weekend'

Problem, i cant find my ciggies, now i know they are in the house because i had one last night, so the challenge is - think like a drunk, where did i put them & why did i put them there. JUST HELP ME FIND THEM PULEEEEEZE

Places that can be ruled out because (ive looked)

Bedside table

computer desk

kitchen worktop

sitting room/lounge/front room/living room (whatever you call it where you are)

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:50 am

Did you check the toilet tank?

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:51 am

I can see the logic there Majenta but unfortunately no.

Other places to rule out (ive looked)

My bag

My jacket

My trousers

The front door/porch area

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 4:58 am

This did cross my mind Magenta but no empty pack is in the bin, they must be here somewhere. Red - no they are not in the toilet tank. Its so obvious you are a non smoker :wah: No way would i ever endanger my ciggies, no matter how drunk.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:38 am

Did you check the refrigerator and freezer?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:42 am

Dont rule out the possibility that

A. You threw them in the trash with the empty bottle by accident

(for sure go rummage through yesterdays refuse)

B. You smoked the last one and your in denial in which case you will have to drag your beaten up carcass to the store this morning.

C. You very well might be reduced to smoking the butts in the ashtray.

Good luck with that. :-6

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:43 am

Found

Under the bed :-3

littlemissgiggle · Post by **littlemissgiggle** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 6:48 am

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 8:51 am

buttercup;650217 wrote: Found

Under the bed :-3

Sorry. BC.

Those are mine.

Git your own.

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:16 pm

You said you'd never tell

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 12:24 pm

Yeah. I know.

My big mouth. Sorry.

Hey. I left ya two smokes though.

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Sun Jul 01, 2007 1:59 pm

its easy for me to think like a drunk ...... oh i am a drunk thats why :wah: :wah: