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I made a thread like this ages ago but since i've made more friends here i thought i would make another one so feel free and ask me any question you like :sneaky:
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform?
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Nomad;652445 wrote: When angels dance on the head of a pin, what kind of dance do they perform?


Emmm the Fandango just a random guess cause i know its a dance dispite if its mentioned in Bohemian Rhapsody :wah:
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If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, how many fig bars would you eat?
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if you had the choice of taking out any fg babe ,which one would it be ???:sneaky: :sneaky:
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Nomad;652450 wrote: If you knew you were going to die tomorrow, how many fig bars would you eat?
I dunno what a fig bar is i cant answer that lol

jimbo;652451 wrote: if you had the choice of taking out any fg babe ,which one would it be ???:sneaky: :sneaky:


Hmm i dunno tbh i like them all as friends but i don't think i could go out with one
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If, Why, how, what, where
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do you think one fg babe would be enough for a randy 17 year old like you ??:sneaky:
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Musiclover89;652454 wrote: I dunno what a fig bar is i cant answer that lol







Hmm i dunno tbh i like them all as friends but i don't think i could go out with one




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maccat;652456 wrote: If, Why, how, what, where


What i don't get you :confused:

jimbo;652458 wrote: do you think one fg babe would be enough for a randy 17 year old like you ??:sneaky:


Hmm if i had to pic one it would be RedGlitter since we seem to have alot in common with each other
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring?
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[quote=Musiclover89;652454]I dunno what a fig bar is i cant answer that lol







Hmm i dunno tbh i like them all as friends but i don't think i could go out with one[/quote]





it is as i feared one is not enough ,do you think i had better round up a few fg babes and maybe they can tag team you ,you animal :D
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Nomad;652464 wrote: If you were to be stranded on a planet inhabited by giant lobster-like beings, and could only bring one type of fruit, what type would you bring?


It would deffontly be Graps their my fave fruit :-4
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jimbo;652465 wrote: [quote=Musiclover89;652454]I dunno what a fig bar is i cant answer that lol







Hmm i dunno tbh i like them all as friends but i don't think i could go out with one[/quote]





it is as i feared one is not enough ,do you think i had better round up a few fg babes and maybe they can tag team you ,you animal :D


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If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?
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jimbo;652465 wrote: [quote=Musiclover89;652454]I dunno what a fig bar is i cant answer that lol







Hmm i dunno tbh i like them all as friends but i don't think i could go out with one[/quote]





it is as i feared one is not enough ,do you think i had better round up a few fg babes and maybe they can tag team you ,you animal :D


*does Evil Laugh* i'm a fequent gangbanger i have orgys every weekend (i wish :wah: )
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Musiclover89;652463 wrote: What i don't get you :confused:







Hmm if i had to pic one it would be RedGlitter since we seem to have alot in common with each other




the lucky lady :-6 ,now how you going to break it to the other girls on fg ??:-3
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Nomad;652469 wrote: If you were to decorate a torture chamber, what sort of wallpaper would you use?


Hmm weird question Nomad i would chose Sky Blue
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If you had the choice of being buried alive at a crossroads or having your head cut off by someone with a battle-axe, which one would you choose, and why?
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Soberano;652580 wrote: If you went camping with a mate, got arseholed then woke up the next morning with a sore arse would you call the police?




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I'd call the policeman a right twat if he done that
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Soberano;652580 wrote: If you went camping with a mate, got arseholed then woke up the next morning with a sore arse would you call the police?


Emm if it was out in the middle of no where i would attack my mate who done it since their couldnt be anyone else espically if it was a rural place :wah:
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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Musiclover89;652599 wrote: Emm if it was out in the middle of no where i would attack my mate who done it since their couldnt be anyone else espically if it was a rural place :wah:


Who would need an arse with all them sheep about:rolleyes: :lips:
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Soberano;652603 wrote: Not going camping with you.:wah: :wah:


Likewise :yh_rotfl
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Soberano;652608 wrote: No one mentioned Wales.:-3 :wah:


:p Can just imagine you sat around the campfire playing with your banjo
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Musiclover89;652599 wrote: Emm if it was out in the middle of no where i would attack my mate who done it since their couldnt be anyone else espically if it was a rural place :wah:


I take it you've seen the movie, "Deliverance".:-2
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SuzyB;652604 wrote: Who would need an arse with all them sheep about:rolleyes: :lips:


:-4 Oh yea.
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Where is your favorite place to kick someone's ass? :D
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DelicateDominatrix;652692 wrote: Where is your favorite place to kick someone's ass? :D


You just said it Lynn :wah:
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If you could be stranded on a desert island with any type of undead, which type would it be?
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Nomad;653090 wrote: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any type of undead, which type would it be?


Zombies then we could dance to Thriller :wah:
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what turns you on more a bald woman with big tits and no teeth



or a woman with hair and teeth but no ears but has no tits





think care fully ,you dont want to offend bald jugmonsters or hairy no eared pancake girls do you :-3 :-3 :sneaky:
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jimbo;653095 wrote: what turns you on more a bald woman with big tits and no teeth



or a woman with hair and teeth but no ears but has no tits





think care fully ,you dont want to offend bald jugmonsters or hairy no eared pancake girls do you :-3 :-3 :sneaky:




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jimbo;653095 wrote: what turns you on more a bald woman with big tits and no teeth



or a woman with hair and teeth but no ears but has no tits





think care fully ,you dont want to offend bald jugmonsters or hairy no eared pancake girls do you :-3 :-3 :sneaky:






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jimbo;653095 wrote: what turns you on more a bald woman with big tits and no teeth



or a woman with hair and teeth but no ears but has no tits





think care fully ,you dont want to offend bald jugmonsters or hairy no eared pancake girls do you :-3 :-3 :sneaky:


How the hell am i ment to answer that lol
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What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? Also, what kind of cereal would taste best with that insect?
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Nomad;653517 wrote: What kind of insect would you prefer to eat with your breakfast cereal? Also, what kind of cereal would taste best with that insect?


also if that insect had been eating said fave breakfast cereal before you ate it would it make it taste better :confused:
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What the hell's going on in this thread?!

Weirdos!! :wah:

Darren- creamy or chunky peanut butter?? :)
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RedGlitter;653599 wrote: What the hell's going on in this thread?!



Weirdos!! :wah:



Darren- creamy or chunky peanut butter?? :)




same question but with



spiders or small tree frogs
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RedGlitter;653601 wrote: :wah:


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