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maccat
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Come on Furum Garden Folk, any funny jokes.

If a man has sex monday, tuesday, wednesday, Thursday, Friday, what does he end up with. ? A weak end:-5
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SuzyB
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maccat;652618 wrote: Come on Furum Garden Folk, any funny jokes.

If a man has sex monday, tuesday, wednesday, Thursday, Friday, what does he end up with. ? A weak end:-5


A long nose, from telling so many lies :rolleyes:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!





mikeinie
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Q. What do you call a Russian with three testicles?

A. Whoya Nickabollockoff

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Musiclover89
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Yay a Joke thread

Q:What do you do with 365 used rubbers

A:Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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