People are weird and disgusting

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:10 pm

and very brazen.

One day, at work, this. . . man. . . came in to get his fingerprints taken for a job he was applying for. Our Ten Printer was down so it had to be done the old fashioned way with ink. Since we don't do it that way very often, we are usually out of the little towels or fluid that takes the ink off your hands.

Now in one wing of our office is dispatch, warrant offices, fingerprinting office and the office where the prints are compared, read and filed. In this wing is one unisex bathroom. There are more women than men so the men opted to use the mens room just outside the door of the wing.

Well, this man had his prints done and the fingerprint guy, God only knows why, told him he could use our bathroom to wash his hands. One of the women on second shift went to use the facilities. When she walked in she noticed an unusual odor and something on the floor. She called in one of the warrant clerks to get a second opinion of what she thought it was. They both ran out screaming and gagging and raising hell.

Apparently, this guy was so excited having his prints done that he could not contain himself and, how shall I put this, uummmm, he expressed his personal satisfaction all over the bathroom!

The girls rubbered up and cleaned the bathroom as best they could and then called in our forensic tech fellow up with his ultra light. It was on the floor, the walls behind and beside the toilet, by the soap dispenser, just everywhere. He was real excited! Now, you have to understand that a lot of things will show up with that light so some of it may have been sweat, urine, whatever, (I'm about to make myself gag here!) Imagine someone so brazen as to do that in a law enforcement bathroom!

Some of it was splatter and some was smeared. They threw out all the TP, our air freshner, our hand lotion (!), everything and put in all new stuff. They cleaned all the hot spots and the tech lit up the room again and it was clean.

The fingerprint guy said, "I was wondering what took him so long in the bathroom"! Famous last words! :wah:

:yh_sick

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:19 pm

I'm speechless. I once worked part-time at an adult arcade and had to swab out the viewing rooms on a couple of occasions, but at the very least you would expect what you find in there!

Perhaps it was all the trim bodies in uniform that inspired him? It sounds a bit as if he'd, um, saved up.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:26 pm

Oh man, that is repulsive!! *gag*

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:28 pm

I, Rob;653268 wrote: I'm speechless. I once worked part-time at an adult arcade and had to swab out the viewing rooms on a couple of occasions, but at the very least you would expect what you find in there!

Perhaps it was all the trim bodies in uniform that inspired him? It sounds a bit as if he'd, um, saved up.

Male or female? Since our fingerprints guy is male, I'm wondering. Maybe he held his hand too long! :wah:

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:29 pm

RedGlitter;653278 wrote: Oh man, that is repulsive!! *gag*

I mentioned to the Sheriff that he was a sex offender waiting to happen. Or one that just hasn't been caught yet.

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:30 pm

Pinky;653282 wrote: BARF!!!!!

Oh my god, that's just foul!!!

You would think he could hold it until he got home or at least until he got in the car!!!:-3

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:36 pm

Pinky;653290 wrote: Yeah!!! It must be the least likely place ever to start getting a bit...erm..happy!:-3

From what I gather in the original post, I doubt I've ever been that happy. Or that happy five times in a row standing or sitting in a restroom, anyway. That level of happiness remains elusive for me.

Dang, now I'm all depressed. :-1

911 · Post by **911** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:38 pm

Pinky;653290 wrote: Yeah!!! It must be the least likely place ever to start getting a bit...erm..happy!:-3

Imagine how he would feel if he went to jail?! Very, very happy?

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:43 pm

Pinky;653307 wrote: Jeez, have the hoover handy if they send him down!:-3

Just put the Hoover in with him and perhaps he'd leave everyone else alone.

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 12:49 pm

Pinky;653311 wrote: :wah: :wah:

Yeah, he sounds like a sucker!

Sorry!!

I believe that would be suckee in this instance. :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:45 pm

Can I tell you a story in the same vein without hijacking your thread 911??

When I was working in the hair salon, an old lady came in and asked to use our restroom. We said sure. Didn't think there'd be a problem.

Later on I went back to the dispensary (where we keep supplies) where the bathroom was located and did a small freak because there was a trail of crap from the dispensary door all the way to the bathroom door, little piles of it, and then some on the toilet seat. Ugh!

My boss had been behaving like a jackass so I told her she was the manager, it was her job to clean it up. And she did. No way was *I* going to do it! Forget that!

But the old lady left without a word and left that mess for us to deal with.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:50 pm

So this will jeopardize his chances of getting the job then ?

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 04, 2007 2:55 pm

Rob, did your sneakers sitck to the floor?? :sneaky: