3 good points

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon May 16, 2005 8:07 pm

1. Zero Gravity

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C.

..........The Russians used a pencil.

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2. Our Constitution

"They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq. Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore."

3. Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse! You cannot post "Thou Shalt Not Steal," "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery" and "Thou Shall Not Lie" in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians! It creates a 'hostile' work environment.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:17 pm

BABYRIDER,

Love this, I hope you don't mind I copied and pasted into a email and sent it to some friends and family.. :wah: :wah: I love the zero gravity implement..

Thank you kiddo I needed a laugh after my day..

BabyRider · Post by **BabyRider** » Mon May 16, 2005 9:23 pm

Carla, anything of mine that you consider good enough to pass along, I'll take as a compliment!! xo

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