The Jerry Springer Show

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 8:44 am

jimbo;658418 wrote: thanks red :-6 :-6

oiy hang on

No no, part of that came out wrong!! You are more handsome *and* in control, so there ya go! Steve's got nothing on you, buddy!

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 9:12 am

Lon;658301 wrote: I should realize, that you being the Prima Donna of FG by virture of your numerous, enlightening, intelligent, compassionate, sincere posts, would take offense to anyone that tries to get people to think beyond the mundane, profane and insane. I do not seek advice, friendship or compassion from anyone on FG. What I do seek and occasionally find, is intelligent discussion from similar people, and you unfortunately are not one of them, so no need to ever respond to my posts. BTW, I read your suggested book 40 years ago and was responsible for the numerous friends and aquaintances that I have outside of the CYBERWORLD.

ypu know lon with your wit i am a little bemused at how rude you come across.

This a place to makes friends and be friends.Or do you not agree

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:24 am

After reading a few of the different posts I got to thinking that surely some of you have been on the "Jerry Springer Show"

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:26 am

Can I ask what would make you say that Lon?

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:28 am

Lon;658226 wrote: After reading a few of the different posts I got to thinking that surely some of you have been on the "Jerry Springer Show"

not on the show but I worked behind the scenes doing random drug testing for the show, wow some of the weed I tried was amazing

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:37 am

WonderWendy3;658228 wrote: Can I ask what would make you say that Lon?

Yes---you can ask.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:39 am

Yeah I was one of the fighting midgets.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:40 am

YZGI;658237 wrote: Yeah I was one of the fighting midgets.

as long as you're big where it counts......

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:42 am

sunny104;658238 wrote: as long as you're big where it counts......

Yeah instead of calling it minnie me I call it biggie me.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:45 am

I agree Lon; I'm a trailer park romance gone bad just waiting to happen myself.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:45 am

Ha-off topic-but I was thinking of you last night, YZGI-the truck in front of me had this suspicous license plate-it said YZGUY.........................

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:46 am

YZGI;658240 wrote: Yeah instead of calling it minnie me I call it biggie me.

:D :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:46 am

chonsigirl;658246 wrote: Ha-off topic-but I was thinking of you last night, YZGI-the truck in front of me had this suspicous license plate-it said YZGUY.........................

Busted!

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:46 am

chonsigirl;658246 wrote: Ha-off topic-but I was thinking of you last night, YZGI-the truck in front of me had this suspicous license plate-it said YZGUY.........................

he's everywhere!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:46 am

chonsigirl;658246 wrote: Ha-off topic-but I was thinking of you last night, YZGI-the truck in front of me had this suspicous license plate-it said YZGUY.........................
Don't mess with that dude, he is in the mafia.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:47 am

:wah: I was thinking that, he's everywhere!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:50 am

Lon;658235 wrote: Yes---you can ask.

thank you kind sir, now if you don't mind I'll take the seat to the right of my transsexual brother who is in love with me.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:59 am

Ohhh goody....I was looking for the right thread to show of my pole dance......

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &plindex=3

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:01 am

almostfamous;658264 wrote: Lon,

Why do you ask?
It doesn't look as though he is going to answer. I would guess that he is looking for reactions. Who knows maybe he is writing a book.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:03 am

Lon;658226 wrote: After reading a few of the different posts I got to thinking that surely some of you have been on the "Jerry Springer Show"

:mad:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:04 am

almostfamous;658264 wrote: Lon,

Why do you ask?

Some of the posts carry the same degree of class as displayed on the "Springer Show" and I thought that some of the posters might have been participants on the show.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:06 am

Lon;658273 wrote: Some of the posts carry the same degree of class as displayed on the "Springer Show" and I thought that some of the posters might have been participants on the show.

^^That was real classy.:-2

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:06 am

Lon;658273 wrote: Some of the posts carry the same degree of class as displayed on the "Springer Show" and I thought that some of the posters might have been participants on the show.

I think that all posts are right classy meself!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:07 am

ThePheasant;658265 wrote: Ohhh goody....I was looking for the right thread to show of my pole dance......

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid ... &plindex=3

:yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl That was too funny!! and yet...so wrong on so many levels

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:08 am

Lon;658273 wrote: Some of the posts carry the same degree of class as displayed on the "Springer Show" and I thought that some of the posters might have been participants on the show.

Here to make friends, are ya Lon?

Yep, building people up and making them feel good.

What a necessary quality to have.

Try acquiring it.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:11 am

RedGlitter;658282 wrote: Here to make friends, are ya Lon?

Yep, building people up and making them feel good.

What a necessary quality to have.

Try acquiring it.

careful glitter you are falling into his finely planned trap

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:15 am

RedGlitter;658282 wrote: Here to make friends, are ya Lon?

Yep, building people up and making them feel good.

What a necessary quality to have.

Try acquiring it.

My my--------you're bright, and can read between the lines cantcha?

Thanks for the compliment.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:15 am

No one wanting to write a book about the place would have to ask any questions; the answers are all over the place.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:16 am

Lon;658287 wrote: My my--------you're bright, and can read between the lines cantcha?

Thanks for the compliment.

Lon, you can do better than that. Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:19 am

Lon;658287 wrote: My my--------you're bright, and can read between the lines cantcha?

Thanks for the compliment.

See what I mean?

What do you feel you contribute here, Lon? Anything? You feel you brighten the place up with your charm and compassion for people? I'm not seeing it.

What I see is someone who is antagonistic and seemingly has some peculiar agenda for belittling fellow members. I tried to pass it off as you and I (and others) having a personality clash but no, the problem isn't us. It's you. There's a book you might should look into.

How To Win Friends and Influence People.

It's required reading for anyone with a lick of class.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:21 am

KB.;658288 wrote: No one wanting to write a book about the place would have to ask any questions; the answers are all over the place.
That was sarcasm.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:25 am

YZGI;658293 wrote: That was sarcasm.

No that was the truth. It wasn't meant as a bad thing, more of if he had any creativity he wouldn't need to ask. It wasn't directed at you good sir. I never said I was a class a comedian either.

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:34 am

RedGlitter;658292 wrote: See what I mean?

What do you feel you contribute here, Lon? Anything? You feel you brighten the place up with your charm and compassion for people? I'm not seeing it.

What I see is someone who is antagonistic and seemingly has some peculiar agenda for belittling fellow members. I tried to pass it off as you and I (and others) having a personality clash but no, the problem isn't us. It's you. There's a book you might should look into.

How To Win Friends and Influence People.

It's required reading for anyone with a lick of class.

I should realize, that you being the Prima Donna of FG by virture of your numerous, enlightening, intelligent, compassionate, sincere posts, would take offense to anyone that tries to get people to think beyond the mundane, profane and insane. I do not seek advice, friendship or compassion from anyone on FG. What I do seek and occasionally find, is intelligent discussion from similar people, and you unfortunately are not one of them, so no need to ever respond to my posts. BTW, I read your suggested book 40 years ago and was responsible for the numerous friends and aquaintances that I have outside of the CYBERWORLD.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:41 am

Lon;658301 wrote: I should realize, that you being the Prima Donna of FG by virture of your numerous, enlightening, intelligent, compassionate, sincere posts, would take offense to anyone that tries to get people to think beyond the mundane, profane and insane. I do not seek advice, friendship or compassion from anyone on FG. What I do seek and occasionally find, is intelligent discussion from similar people, and you unfortunately are not one of them, so no need to ever respond to my posts. BTW, I read your suggested book 40 years ago and was responsible for the numerous friends and aquaintances that I have outside of the CYBERWORLD.

ya know what? it looks like we all come here for different reasons and I am sorry I fail to see why you would say the hilited and then post something like this thread.

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:42 am

BTW, we are all intelligent here Lon each and every bloody one of us. I would bet there are things many of us know that you may not know! We just come from a different walk of life than you do ok. Please stop insulting others.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:42 am

KB.;658300 wrote: No that was the truth. It wasn't meant as a bad thing, more of if he had any creativity he wouldn't need to ask. It wasn't directed at you good sir. I never said I was a class a comedian either.
We are just getting our wires crossed. No worries. I was actually trying to say that my post about him writing a book was sarcasm. Now I shall endeavor to think of some intelligent words of wisdom so that I can entertain Lon.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:45 am

Lon;658301 wrote: I should realize, that you being the Prima Donna of FG by virture of your numerous, enlightening, intelligent, compassionate, sincere posts, would take offense to anyone that tries to get people to think beyond the mundane, profane and insane. I do not seek advice, friendship or compassion from anyone on FG. What I do seek and occasionally find, is intelligent discussion from similar people, and you unfortunately are not one of them, so no need to ever respond to my posts. BTW, I read your suggested book 40 years ago and was responsible for the numerous friends and aquaintances that I have outside of the CYBERWORLD.

We all chat here for different and varied reasons. Sometimes looking for intellegent debates/comments. Sometimes looking for advice. Sometimes just a shoulder to lean on. Sometimes just a friendly chat.

Why try to start a fight. Lets not start judgeing people because they are not like you and do not seek the same things.

I guess anyone who does not like the topics here could always leave!!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:50 am

Lon;658301 wrote: I should realize, that you being the Prima Donna of FG by virture of your numerous, enlightening, intelligent, compassionate, sincere posts, would take offense to anyone that tries to get people to think beyond the mundane, profane and insane. I do not seek advice, friendship or compassion from anyone on FG. What I do seek and occasionally find, is intelligent discussion from similar people, and you unfortunately are not one of them, so no need to ever respond to my posts. BTW, I read your suggested book 40 years ago and was responsible for the numerous friends and aquaintances that I have outside of the CYBERWORLD.

Then Doctor Lon, why don't you go play with those friends? You behave like a cantankerous and often offensive induhvidual who seems to think he has a monopoly on intelligence around here. Are you aware of how many of us are plain weary of your nonsense? Then again, I'm sure it wouldn't matter. Thank God you don't find me one of your "similar people," I'd hate like hell to be lumped in with that mess.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 11:59 am

Lon your thread got me thinking about this one...

http://www.forumgarden.com/forums/showt ... hp?t=29536

Lighten up, at least some of us are not so set in our ways, and can laugh at our younger vs older days.

:-6 :-6 :-6

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:14 pm

aM i SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING HERE?

oh, damn, had my caps lock on. that's gonna **** off someone

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:20 pm

koan;658329 wrote: aM i SUPPOSED TO SAY SOMETHING HERE?

oh, damn, had my caps lock on. that's gonna **** off someone

What do you ******* mean you had your caps lock on? You ****** *****, I'm gonna come over there and ******you so hard you're gonna ******* and you'll never ****** again, and if you so much much as look at my ******* boyfriend again I'll ******** you so hard you'll wish you'd never been born you *****

That Jerry enough???

koan · Post by **koan** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:22 pm

Imladris;658335 wrote: I'm gonna come over there and ******you so hard you're gonna ******* and you'll never ****** again,

That part got me so excited I broke into a sweat

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:23 pm

koan;658338 wrote: That part got me so excited I broke into a sweat

You just made me snort with laughter!!! Very undignified but also fitting!!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:25 pm

I'm taking off my shirt now!

Who's hitting who with a chair??

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:26 pm

Yes, actually I worked as a bouncer there for a few months, god them hillbillies like a good punch up don't they? Oh and Gerry, a nice man, but very vain. :wah:

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:26 pm

RedGlitter;658346 wrote: I'm taking off my shirt now!

Who's hitting who with a chair??

Who needs a chair? Huh, you just let me at her.................

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:31 pm

Imladris;658335 wrote: What do you ******* mean you had your caps lock on? You ****** *****, I'm gonna come over there and ******you so hard you're gonna ******* and you'll never ****** again, and if you so much much as look at my ******* boyfriend again I'll ******** you so hard you'll wish you'd never been born you *****

That Jerry enough???

^^^^ I was waiting for someone to do that ^^^

I started to about 4 times, but decided not to, glad you did though!! :wah: :wah:

minks · Post by **minks** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:32 pm

Jerry Jerry Jerry !

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Wed Jul 11, 2007 12:32 pm

WonderWendy3;658353 wrote: ^^^^ I was waiting for someone to do that ^^^

I started to about 4 times, but decided not to, glad you did though!! :wah: :wah:

Oh well, sod it, I'm working on trying not to take life too seriously at the moment!!!!!!