Blackmail demand

Post by **spot** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:30 am

What's it worth not to post a plot summary of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in this thread?

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:32 am

I really dont get what all the fuss about Harry Potter is. I dont think the books/films are that good.

Wouldent bother me if you posted it Spot.

Galbally · Post by **Galbally** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:41 am

Don't do it, the films are not great, but I do like the books, so I am wairing till Friday thank you very much, and will be very annoyed if you spoil it! But I won't pay you any money, I will just make a series of counter threats to your threats, in a mutually assured spiral of FG destruction until there is nothing left worth fighting for.

[love]light · Post by **[love]light** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 7:41 am

Oh lord!

Please don't! I won't be able to excersise self control & I'll read it. Which would not be good, because I won't be able to actually read the book (that I'll pick up exactly at 12:00am on the 21st) until after the summer semester ends! So, I would REALLY have to hold out and that would just be impossible.

::Deep Breath::

I will give you a cookie... spiked or regular

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:32 am

now come on spot i will have give you a good old :wah: :wah: so behave yourself

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:34 am

I just bet ya, Harry gets in some peril and some wizardly ways gets him out. Or he gets out wizarded and it's bye bye Harry. :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:37 am

YZGI;661963 wrote: I just bet ya, Harry gets in some peril and some wizardly ways gets him out. Or he gets out wizarded and it's bye bye Harry. :wah:

no mate in this film he turns to drugs and is called harry pothead :wah: :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:41 am

jimbo;661967 wrote: no mate in this film he turns to drugs and is called harry pothead :wah: :wah:

:wah:

Harry Pothead and his Magic Pipe.....HEY KIDS!! I can see it now.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Mon Jul 16, 2007 9:48 am

jimbo;661967 wrote: no mate in this film he turns to drugs and is called harry pothead :wah: :wah:
Ah the old magical mushrooms eh?

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:04 am

spot;661840 wrote: What's it worth not to post a plot summary of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in this thread?
Um ... *digging in pocket* ... I have a cat's eye marble and a really cool piece of string. But you'll have to pay postage.

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Tue Jul 17, 2007 5:20 am

Numerous plot summaries are on the net, for those of us who really don't care!

I have never understood the fascination for this series........

Accountable · Post by **Accountable** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 3:27 am

I dunno ........ ok.

Spot, I still have the marble. Deal?

Post by **spot** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 4:02 am

I've been told that I'd be tied to a bedframe and whipped for ages by a number of agitated FG womenfolk if I were to let any of the denouement out of the bag so I fear I ought to decline your kind offer.

Sweet Tooth · Post by **Sweet Tooth** » Wed Jul 18, 2007 7:50 am

I wish you would spoil it! It would save me $10 on a movie ticket and bajillion $$ on the book!

Post by **spot** » Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:36 pm

Okay that's plain clever,

By Jocelyn Noveck at Associated Press comparing Harry Potter and Tony Soprano. That is just a class thought to have come up with. I chopped it down to fit (sorry Jocelyn!) but the original's at http://www.foxnews.com/wires/2007Jul20/ ... ny,00.html

SIMILAR LIFE SPAN - Seven books / Six seasons

MANY NAMES - The Chosen One, the Boy Who Lived, the Seeker / Chief, Boss, Waste Management Consultant

A LONGSTANDING NEMESIS - Lord Voldemort, He Who Must Not Be Named / Phil Leotardo, He Who Got Crushed By His SUV

COLORFUL WORLD - Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry / The Bada Bing

PARENTAL ISSUES - Longs for his dead mother and father / Longed for his mother to be dead

BAD UNCLES - Lives with wicked Vernon Dursley / Got shot by senile Uncle Junior

LOYAL TO THEIR BUDDIES - Stays tight with cute, rascally Ron Weasley / Stayed tight with stoic henchman Silvio Dante, mercurial Paulie "Walnuts" Gualtieri, softie brother-in-law Bobby Bacala, self-absorbed nephew Christopher Molti... um, scratch that last one

MENTORS, CONFIDANT(E)S - Sought guidance from his beloved headmaster, Dumbledore, before he was killed / Sought guidance from his shrink, Dr. Jennifer Melfi, before she dumped him

COMPLICATED LOVE INTERESTS - Ginny Weasley / Gloria

PROTRACTED FIGHT WITH DEMONS - Pursues an epic fight against Voldemort, the dark wizard, whose soul is sometimes separated into pieces / Pursued rival Mob figures or rats from his own side, whose bodies were then separated into pieces

Ms. Rowling, please don't cut to black.

Post by **spot** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:42 am

Have we all got to the end now? Is anyone still unfinished?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Tue Jul 24, 2007 3:44 am

spot;666694 wrote: Have we all got to the end now? Is anyone still unfinished?
Still reading - normally sit and read it very quickly, this time life got in the way!

Have had a peek at the end though