Are You High or Low Maintenance?

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:32 am

They tell me that I am very low maintenance.

I pick up my clothes and put them away.

I wash and press my own clothes

Never leave dishes in the sink

Leave the bathroom spotless

I do most of the cooking and shopping for groceries

I hate clutter and pick things up

How about you? High or Low?

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:35 am

Lon;676886 wrote: They tell me that I am very low maintenance.

I pick up my clothes and put them away.

I wash and press my own clothes

Never leave dishes in the sink

Leave the bathroom spotless

I do most of the cooking and shopping for groceries

I hate clutter and pick things up

How about you? High or Low?

I think I'm in love. :-4:-4:wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:38 am

i'm not any maintenance

:-6 see i dont even expect you to reply :-6:D

neffy · Post by **neffy** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:47 am

i am easy come easy go really:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:51 am

very low maintenance.

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:55 am

Lon;676886 wrote: They tell me that I am very low maintenance.

I pick up my clothes and put them away.

I wash and press my own clothes

Never leave dishes in the sink

Leave the bathroom spotless

I do most of the cooking and shopping for groceries

I hate clutter and pick things up

How about you? High or Low?
So whats the wife supposed to do?:D

I like to help my wife feel needed, I wouldn't be so selfish by doing everything I know she loves to do.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:55 am

I have no-one to maintain ME!!!:-5:-5

I'm as low maintenance as they get...why I'm "WonderWoman" I do it all...

the other night a neighbor boy was at the house, as I was serving my youngest his dinner, he looks at my son and says "Your Mom does EVERYTHING around here"....:-4

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 10:56 am

YZGI;676897 wrote: So whats the wife supposed to do?

I like to help my wife feel needed, I wouldn't be so selfish by doing everything I know she loves to do.

What a Guy!!!:-4:-4...she's such a lucky gal!!:)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:15 am

how many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb ????

who wants to go play with their bikes

Bridget · Post by **Bridget** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:17 am

Ron I do everthing you do. When can we elope? My dear husband never picks up his clothles, thinks the railing on the stair way is own person clothles rod, he thinks an iron is something from outer space, never leaves dishes in the sink because he has left them on the end tables, with all his newspapers spread all over the floor, won't even go near what mess he leaves in our bathrooms. Ohe wise he is a very high maintenance slob. :-5

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:36 am

jimbo;676917 wrote: how many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb ????

who wants to go play with their bikes :yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl The mother of a ADHD and 2 hyper boys after him....that is too funny....we saw this t-shirt in a catalog that said something to the effect: "People say I suffer from ADHD, I disagreee"........."Look a chicken"... Around my house when I know that I've lost their attention I say "LOOK A CHICKEN" and works everytime!! :wah:

Bridget;676918 wrote: Ron I do everthing you do. When can we elope? My dear husband never picks up his clothles, thinks the railing on the stair way is own person clothles rod, he thinks an iron is something from outer space, never leaves dishes in the sink because he has left them on the end tables, with all his newspapers spread all over the floor, won't even go near what mess he leaves in our bathrooms. Ohe wise he is a very high maintenance slob. :-5

^^^^why I'm divorced^^^^^^^^^^^^

and sounds like my kids....I keep telling them that they broke the mold when they made me, they are gonna find out the hard way!!

[love]light · Post by **[love]light** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 11:40 am

Josh pays most of the bills while I am in school, so I do most of the housework. Believe me, people, this will change when I graduate.

I do not enjoy cleaning the kitchen 9 times a friggin' day. Laundry is not my favorite thing to do AND, though I am a fabulous cook, I don't enjoy it every day.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 6:30 pm

jimbo;676917 wrote: how many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb ????

who wants to go play with their bikes

:wah:

:wah:

:wah:

That is the dang funniest thing I've heard all day!!!

Patrick · Post by **Patrick** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:41 pm

Lon;676886 wrote: They tell me that I am very low maintenance.

I pick up my clothes and put them away.

I wash and press my own clothes

Never leave dishes in the sink

Leave the bathroom spotless

I do most of the cooking and shopping for groceries

I hate clutter and pick things up

How about you? High or Low?

I'm high, but for the same reason. I'm a complete neat freak, while my wife would let dishes sit in the sink for a week. So I always wind up wigging out getting after her to help.

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Thu Aug 09, 2007 8:49 pm

Low maintance I do it all myself so there is nothing to maintain..:-2

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:36 am

Check list:

I pick up my clothes and put them away.

Not applicable - a Lady can't wear an outfit more than once - and the maid must then do something with it I suppose. Never really thought about it... ???

I wash and press my own clothes

I'm unfamiliar with this concept. Do appreciate that a Gentleman's valet may press a Gentleman's suit or send it away somewhere to a cleaners or something. This is on the need to know basis.

Never leave dishes in the sink

What is a sink?

Leave the bathroom spotless

Spot is in my bathroom? Call Security!!!

I do most of the cooking and shopping for groceries

I love to shop. What are groceries? The cook looks after the kitchen, when one isn't eating in a restaurant or hosting a large gathering when caterers are de rigueur.

I hate clutter and pick things up[/I}

Alien concepts

Summary

Maintenance is what all the ex's pay so one can stay on a high. Low is too far down.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 1:39 am

I always thought high and low maintenance referred to personal grooming and dress and how much time you put into each...?

Imladris · Post by **Imladris** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:39 am

RedGlitter;677296 wrote: I always thought high and low maintenance referred to personal grooming and dress and how much time you put into each...?

Me too - low maintenance in my case!

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 6:15 am

AussiePam;677295 wrote: Check list:

I pick up my clothes and put them away.

Not applicable - a Lady can't wear an outfit more than once - and the maid must then do something with it I suppose. Never really thought about it... ???

I wash and press my own clothes

I'm unfamiliar with this concept. Do appreciate that a Gentleman's valet may press a Gentleman's suit or send it away somewhere to a cleaners or something. This is on the need to know basis.

Never leave dishes in the sink

What is a sink?

Leave the bathroom spotless

Spot is in my bathroom? Call Security!!!

I do most of the cooking and shopping for groceries

I love to shop. What are groceries? The cook looks after the kitchen, when one isn't eating in a restaurant or hosting a large gathering when caterers are de rigueur.

I hate clutter and pick things up[/I}

Alien concepts

Summary

Maintenance is what all the ex's pay so one can stay on a high. Low is too far down.

I want to live with Pam.

Post by **Betty Boop** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:01 am

AussiePam;677295 wrote: Check list:

I pick up my clothes and put them away.

Not applicable - a Lady can't wear an outfit more than once - and the maid must then do something with it I suppose. Never really thought about it... ???

I wash and press my own clothes

I'm unfamiliar with this concept. Do appreciate that a Gentleman's valet may press a Gentleman's suit or send it away somewhere to a cleaners or something. This is on the need to know basis.

Never leave dishes in the sink

What is a sink?

Leave the bathroom spotless

Spot is in my bathroom? Call Security!!!

I do most of the cooking and shopping for groceries

I love to shop. What are groceries? The cook looks after the kitchen, when one isn't eating in a restaurant or hosting a large gathering when caterers are de rigueur.

I hate clutter and pick things up[/I}

Alien concepts

Summary

Maintenance is what all the ex's pay so one can stay on a high. Low is too far down.

:yh_rotfl Great post Pam!!

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 3:37 pm

I think I am both. When it comes to my house, I like to clean and do everything. When it comes to my hair and nails and things like that, I would have to say very high maintance.

DelicateDominatrix · Post by **DelicateDominatrix** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:05 pm

Im basically low maint.

easy going,but a bit emotional at times lol

G-man · Post by **G-man** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 7:39 pm

I'm very low maintenance, although I'm certain most may have trouble seeing it who know my good taste. The fact is that I am just as comfortable in a rather Spartan existence, as I would be in the lap of luxury, if you will.

I was brought up to be self-sufficient, despite coming from a family that was rather well off. I can cook, bake, clean, do my own laundry, grow my own food, handle my finances, protect myself in any possible situation. I'm a survivor... even in a SHTF scenario... I can take care of myself, and others just fine.

JacksDad · Post by **JacksDad** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 9:12 pm

G-man;677635 wrote: I'm very low maintenance, although I'm certain most may have trouble seeing it who know my good taste. The fact is that I am just as comfortable in a rather Spartan existence, as I would be in the lap of luxury, if you will.

I was brought up to be self-sufficient, despite coming from a family that was rather well off. I can cook, bake, clean, do my own laundry, grow my own food, handle my finances, protect myself in any possible situation. I'm a survivor... even in a SHTF scenario... I can take care of myself, and others just fine.

I want to live with G-man.

JUST KIDDING! IT WAS A JOKE!

PLEASE! STEP AWAY FROM YOUR KEYBOARDS!

:-3

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:06 pm

I think I am very low maintenance. Do you think that low maintenance people usually end up with a high maintenance partner???

buttercup · Post by **buttercup** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:02 pm

Lon;676886 wrote: They tell me that I am very low maintenance.

I pick up my clothes and put them away.

I wash and press my own clothes

Never leave dishes in the sink

Leave the bathroom spotless

I do most of the cooking and shopping for groceries

I hate clutter and pick things up

How about you? High or Low?

These things are not what i class as high or low maintenance, seeing as you have, i do all of the above 'sometimes' so i fall between the two.

cinamin · Post by **cinamin** » Sat Aug 11, 2007 1:21 pm

I think I'm low maintenance. But I didn't think that whether you clean up after yourself, or not, has anything to do with it.