I'm a freak magnet

[RedGlitter]

What I got in a PM at another site today:



Hi

My name is Phil,32 years and single from the Ilford London.

single and looking,have been into so many messy relationship

and now looking for my real woman.

Its not been easy for me for these past years and i have lost a lot

through divorce of women who pretended they loved me.

Now i am aging and its time for me to settle down with my real one,someone who love me for me,someone who will show me care like i never had from my childhood due to early lost of parents,a woman who will be there for me at all times,a woman who wouldnt be shy to proclaim our love both in public and in private,a woman i can call my love and life.

I am all of the above if you want to know who am really.

caring and sweetest.do open up and dont hide anything,maybe i dont have to tell much about me since you might take that to be a brag.

I really like you and i skipped a breadth when i saw your pics,can i know about you and see if we connect?

My email address is (snip)

[Carl44]

:wah::wah: ahh poor terri





at least you a magnet though





every one steers clear of me :wah::wah:

[RedGlitter]

jimbo;679602 wrote: :wah: ahh poor terri





at least you a magnet though





every one steers clear of me :wah:


That's only because you're spoken for, buddy. Otherwise women would be swarming! :-6

[Carl44]

RedGlitter;679604 wrote: That's only because you're spoken for, buddy. Otherwise women would be swarming! :-6




aww thanks red .... have you been drinking





some girl many years ago said to me after i went through one of my many annoying jokey type phases .... your personality is the ultimate in contraceptive ... i think that sums things up better ,,,when she said that i laughed till i cried ...which strangely made her even madder :wah:

[RedGlitter]

jimbo;679608 wrote: aww thanks red .... have you been drinking



Only diet cola.



some girl many years ago said to me after i went through one of my many annoying jokey type phases .... your personality is the ultimate in contraceptive ... i think that sums things up better ,,,when she said that i laughed till i cried ...which strangely made her even madder :wah:


That's a heck of a thing to say.

Sounds like some girl who didn't know how to appreciate an original sense of humor!

I wrote the guy back and thanked him for his interest but told him I was happily spoken for. That was weird.

[Galbally]

Interesting, there are a lot of strange ones out there always, but they seem to stay away from me, which maybe means that I am one of them, oh dear! :-3

[RedGlitter]

Galbally;679630 wrote: Interesting, there are a lot of strange ones out there always, but they seem to stay away from me, which maybe means that I am one of them, oh dear! :-3


Hahaha! Nah, I doubt that Galbally.

Hmm.......nah!!

[Galbally]

Thanks girls, I know I'm not a freaky guy, just a bit evil thats all. Hehehehehehe :wah:

[henrychalder]

Hmm, sounds like a Phil I know who's likely to say he lives in Ilford but really lives somewhere else. He's a compulsive liar, he told me he lost his parents due to them both dieing in a car accident and then one day I heard he'd tracked his mother and father down?

He has two twin cousins who are now serving time for a horrendous murder, they murdered their step grandmother for a mobile phone and they lived just up the road from Ilford in Edmonton. Ilford and Edmonton are pretty awful places.

I'm also a magnet for wierdo's but not so much on the internet but more in the real world. I'll go into a bar for a nice quite drink and its always the pesci wierdo's I end up with. I even met someone claiming to be Howard Hughes one day, all dressed up with a cowboy hat and of course those ones who ask me whether I believe in Jesus. On another occasion three guys mistook me for some one else that apparently arranged for a lorry high jacking and I was the architect, I quickly had to make my escape after explaining I didn't know them.

Anyway back to Phil, he's married to a woman quite a bit younger than himself, I asked him why he got married again and he told me it was time to swap for a newer model.

I never really found out what happened to his other wife and children, he claimed she was on drugs but I didn't believe him and he never showed any interest in his offspring from his previous marriage, its all a mystery to me.

[Peg]

RedGlitter;679597 wrote: What I got in a PM at another site today:



Hi

My name is Phil,32 years and single from the Ilford London.

single and looking,have been into so many messy relationship

and now looking for my real woman.

Its not been easy for me for these past years and i have lost a lot

through divorce of women who pretended they loved me.

Now i am aging and its time for me to settle down with my real one,someone who love me for me,someone who will show me care like i never had from my childhood due to early lost of parents,a woman who will be there for me at all times,a woman who wouldnt be shy to proclaim our love both in public and in private,a woman i can call my love and life.

I am all of the above if you want to know who am really.

caring and sweetest.do open up and dont hide anything,maybe i dont have to tell much about me since you might take that to be a brag.

I really like you and i skipped a breadth when i saw your pics,can i know about you and see if we connect?

My email address is (snip)




Awwww, come on RG. Marry the poor guy! What a great catch! :wah::wah:

[RedGlitter]

Peg;679787 wrote: Awwww, come on RG. Marry the poor guy! What a great catch! :wah::wah:


:wah: !!!

[minks]

Oh Glitter hunny it's not looking good. :-5

[YZGI]

Kinda picky aint ya Red?:wah:

[YZGI]

Of course we all know that you would have broken your PM button trying to get back to him if he would have included at the end:



Oh and by the way I am a billionaire!!!:wah:

[minks]

YZGI;679813 wrote: Of course we all know that you would have broken your PM button trying to get back to him if he would have included at the end:



Oh and by the way I am a billionaire!!!:wah:


Ahahahah bad YZ bad bad bad.

[RedGlitter]

:wah:

I think the guy's Cling Wrap.

I mean "Hi! I'm needy big time!"

And since I haven't written but maybe three things on that forum, he saw my picture and decided he liked me. I could be a black widow for all he knows.

But hey, I've had worse weirdos in real life so it's okay....

[minks]

RedGlitter;679830 wrote: :wah:

I think the guy's Cling Wrap.

I mean "Hi! I'm needy big time!"

And since I haven't written but maybe three things on that forum, he saw my picture and decided he liked me. I could be a black widow for all he knows.

But hey, I've had worse weirdos in real life so it's okay....




ahaha

"step into my web," said the black widow to the fly

[minks]

RedGlitter;679830 wrote: :wah:

I think the guy's Cling Wrap.

I mean "Hi! I'm needy big time!"

And since I haven't written but maybe three things on that forum, he saw my picture and decided he liked me. I could be a black widow for all he knows.

But hey, I've had worse weirdos in real life so it's okay....




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[pinkchick]

RedGlitter;679597 wrote: What I got in a PM at another site today:



Hi

My name is Phil,32 years and single from the Ilford London.

single and looking,have been into so many messy relationship

and now looking for my real woman.

Its not been easy for me for these past years and i have lost a lot

through divorce of women who pretended they loved me.

Now i am aging and its time for me to settle down with my real one,someone who love me for me,someone who will show me care like i never had from my childhood due to early lost of parents,a woman who will be there for me at all times,a woman who wouldnt be shy to proclaim our love both in public and in private,a woman i can call my love and life.

I am all of the above if you want to know who am really.

caring and sweetest.do open up and dont hide anything,maybe i dont have to tell much about me since you might take that to be a brag.

I really like you and i skipped a breadth when i saw your pics,can i know about you and see if we connect?

My email address is (snip)




What a freak!!!

If he thinks 32 is aging......There is no hope for me:-5

[minks]

pinkchick;679846 wrote: What a freak!!!

If he thinks 32 is aging......There is no hope for me:-5


hehe or me

[911]

RedGlitter;679597 wrote: What I got in a PM at another site today:



Hi

My name is Phil,32 years and single from the Ilford London.

single and looking,have been into so many messy relationship

and now looking for my real woman.

Its not been easy for me for these past years and i have lost a lot

through divorce of women who pretended they loved me.

Now i am aging and its time for me to settle down with my real one,someone who love me for me,someone who will show me care like i never had from my childhood due to early lost of parents,a woman who will be there for me at all times,a woman who wouldnt be shy to proclaim our love both in public and in private,a woman i can call my love and life.I am all of the above if you want to know who am really.

caring and sweetest.do open up and dont hide anything,maybe i dont have to tell much about me since you might take that to be a brag.

I really like you and i skipped a breadth when i saw your pics,can i know about you and see if we connect?

My email address is (snip)




Sounds to me like he's looking for a mommy!

Got any extra diapers on ya, Red? :wah:

[RedGlitter]

:wah: You guys are so funny!

I'd rather someone used a cheesy pickup line on me than to drape themselves around me like a verbal wet blanket. That PM was most unattractive. Good fodder for FG though!

And really! "Can I know about you so I can see if we connect?" Like it's only his decision?

[911]

Or you could have some fun with him.

Tell him to take you out to dinner. Order for him, put his napkin around his neck like a bib, cut up his meat, tell him to eat his veggies and spoon feed him some Jello.

Tell him in a loud voice not to talk with his mouth full, make him say grace out loud, tell him to sit up straight and tell him how you will tell him what to wear, where to go and when to come home.

Give him a cell phone that only calls your number and tell him that he has to pay all your bills and buy you expensive jewelry.

Have fun! :-6:sneaky:

[RedGlitter]

:wah:

I like the jewelry part! A lot!

:wah:

[minks]

Bwahhh hawww hawwww go on Glitter we could all supply you with some great witty lines to throw his way hehehehe

[Nomad]

I'm a freak magnet





Ive always thought so.

[minks]

Nomad;680101 wrote: I'm a freak magnet





Ive always thought so.


isn't that an insult to yer friends and wifey

[Nomad]

minks;680103 wrote: isn't that an insult to yer friends and wifey




*sigh* Youre soooo predictable. I knew you would be the 1st one there with that. :p

[minks]

Nomad;680106 wrote: *sigh* Youre soooo predictable. I knew you would be the 1st one there with that. :p


dah dah dah dahhhhhh... "defender of friends" to the rescue Pfffft you gotta love me.

[RedGlitter]

Nomad;680101 wrote: I'm a freak magnet





Ive always thought so.


But you stick to me like glue! .....freaky boy.....

*heh*

[Nomad]

minks;680108 wrote: dah dah dah dahhhhhh... "defender of friends" to the rescue Pfffft you gotta love me.




Even if I didnt have to I still would. Cant be helped.