You know what annoys me about you, sweetie?

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:03 am

A new study has indentified a list of the most annoying habits that cause friction between couples. The top irritating traits on the list include cases where one partner fabricates dinner party anecdotes,the public use babyish pet names,insisting on taking too much luggage on holiday, changing the presets on the car radio,leaving wet towels lying around and last but not least,pointing out your other half's annoying habits.

One lady said, ' I had a boyfriend who,every time he burped, he'd yell Yes,Yes, Oh Yes. That drove me nuts. He also used to fall asleep playing with himself, even in public.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:13 am

So now the most annoying habits are discovered for everyone to point out to each other. And I've been getting away with it for years until now!

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:14 am

Somehow I missed the last sentence of the OP. That guy wasn't just annoying.

beyelzu · Post by **beyelzu** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:19 am

I had no idea that fondling myself in public and falling asleep while doing so could possibly be considered annoying.

damn people are thin skinned these days.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:36 am

It's a good thing women don't do that kind of thing. I tried adjusting my "package" once and freaked out a whole lot of car salesmen. Apparently it was worse than their little habit. I was the toughest secretary they ever met.

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun May 22, 2005 3:37 am

koan wrote: It's a good thing women don't do that kind of thing. I tried adjusting my "package" once and freaked out a whole lot of car salesmen. Apparently it was worse than their little habit. I was the toughest secretary they ever met.

I bet you were Koan:D

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun May 22, 2005 5:10 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Koan.....you have a package ?? :-3Cor Blimmy mate, ya hit where it hurts:D

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun May 22, 2005 5:19 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: whispers.... arent they called lady boys...wat's that

capt_buzzard · Post by **capt_buzzard** » Sun May 22, 2005 5:36 am

capt_buzzard wrote: wat's thataye, aye

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Sun May 22, 2005 6:04 am

How about listing as one of THE most annoying things, `people who draw up lists of what annoys them most about me`?!!!

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sun May 22, 2005 6:32 am

beyelzu wrote: I had no idea that fondling myself in public and falling asleep while doing so could possibly be considered annoying.

Hey, you too??

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sun May 22, 2005 10:56 am

nothing annoys me about my man, he is perfect. i am privileged and fortunate to know him. and pleased he loves me.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 22, 2005 11:14 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Koan.....you have a package ?? :-3

No. I have a "package". When you lose the quotations you lose the meaning. It corelates the action of my grabbing my crotch and shifting my weight to the commonly seen action of men adjusting their genitals. But it's not so funny when you make me explain it. Were you truly unclear on the concept or just being a pain?

beyelzu · Post by **beyelzu** » Sun May 22, 2005 11:15 am

I understood it, but maybe some people are pendantic, odd considering the slang usage.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 22, 2005 11:49 am

ArnoldLayne wrote: Koan yes your right I simply forgot to put in the " " as I had earlier in the thread . I had not intended you explain it and I'm certainly not being a pain , I hope . Having a "package" of my own I understand the concept all too well.

Forgiven ?

OK. Now you're forgiven.

koan · Post by **koan** » Sun May 22, 2005 11:55 am

I actually got a good chuckle out of my own response.

Write whatever you want. :-6