clever dick

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:38 am

i must admit this one made my eyes water

i have just decided to give the weight training a miss now

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:24 pm

Don't you just end up with a knob like a plasticine snake? :-3 :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:27 pm

Those Asians will do anything to overcome their small penis syndrome.:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:29 pm

YZGI;684360 wrote: Those Asians will do anything to overcome their small penis syndrome.:wah:

I knew if I waited long enough, someone would say it!!!

Thanks Wisey!!!:yh_clap:yh_worshp:yh_worshp

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:30 pm

YZGI;684360 wrote: Those Asians will do anything to overcome their small penis syndrome.:wah:

china crisis by hu stridgedik

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:47 pm

jimbo;684364 wrote: china crisis by hu stridgedik

Or the China Syndrome:D

minks · Post by **minks** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:54 pm

I am not convinced that that is physically possible but hey kids... don't try this at home....

Mia · Post by **Mia** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:59 pm

I am sayin nowt

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 12:59 pm

Personally, and don't throw objects at me, I wasn't impressed....I like men that can make his "willy" say hello, but bench pressing 20 lbs....a little excessive imo.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:01 pm

WonderWendy3;684381 wrote: Personally, and don't throw objects at me, I wasn't impressed....I like men that can make his "willy" say hello, but bench pressing 20 lbs....a little excessive imo.

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Mine can't say hello but it does say welcome.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:02 pm

YZGI;684383 wrote: Mine can't say hello but it does say welcome.

I was thinking I should've re-worded that to yes and no, when asked certain questions...but oh well!!

o:o

SuzyB · Post by **SuzyB** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:03 pm

I used to know a guy that was a stripper, he used to put weights on it to make it longer and that made it harder for them to go stiff

He was totally abnormal :-3

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:03 pm

WonderWendy3;684385 wrote: I was thinking I should've re-worded that to yes and no, when asked certain questions...but oh well!!

o:o
Oh and when it gets excited it says"welcome to america have a nice day".:wah:

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:16 pm

YZGI;684387 wrote: Oh and when it gets excited it says"welcome to america have a nice day".

I didn't know you had a tatoo on "Mr. Happy".:rolleyes:..... Gee the things I learn....

:wah::)

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:17 pm

SuzyB;684386 wrote: I used to know a guy that was a stripper, he used to put weights on it to make it longer and that made it harder for them to go stiff

He was totally abnormal :-3

i prefer diffent kind of moron if you dont mind :wah:

911 · Post by **911** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:30 pm

I think the host was wrong when he said, "If he can pull this off, he'll be a bigger man than me."

I think if he pulled it off, he would be a much smaller man :wah:

Carl44 · Post by **Carl44** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:42 pm

911;684851 wrote: I think the host was wrong when he said, "If he can pull this off, he'll be a bigger man than me."

I think if he pulled it off, he would be a much smaller man :wah:

thats very good any more of those and you will put me and wisey out our fg moron of jobs :wah::wah:

911 · Post by **911** » Fri Aug 24, 2007 12:54 pm

jimbo;684860 wrote: thats very good any more of those and you will put me and wisey out our fg moron of jobs :wah::wah:

No way, Jose.

You guys are way out of my league! :wah: I'm minor league!