How will you die? (for fun)

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Kinda disturbing...:-3



At age 66 you will die from a lethal overdose of methamphetamines.
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Post by Fibonacci »

Maybe it just me...:)



I went back and hit "predict" a few more times.



Yikes!
The poolhall's a great equalizer. In the poolhall, nobody cares how old you are, how young you are, what color your skin is or how much money you've got in your pocket... It's about how you move. I remember this kid once who could move around a pool table like nobody had ever seen. Hour after hour, rack after rack, his shots just went in. The cue was part of his arm and the balls had eyes. And the thing that made him so good was... He thought he could never miss. I know, 'cause that kid was me.
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Peg: At age 66 you will perish in an explosion caused by a leaky pilot light and a faulty electrical switch.
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Post by Joe »

Here's mine.



At age 81 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.
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Immy: At age 90 you will take a near lethal dose of mescaline, wander the desert for six months, and eventually be eaten by coyotes.



Wow! I'm going to live until I'm 90!!
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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Immy: At age 72 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.



Oh:-2 maybe not.................
Originally Posted by spot

She is one fit bitch innit, that Immy





Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time
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At age 83 you will perish under strange circumstances involving a gallon of lotion, two nine volt batteries, and a photograph of a bicycle.

sh7t me and my fetishes:o:o:o
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Susanne: At age 83 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.



Who on earth is Andy Griffith? :thinking:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!





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SuzyB;690382 wrote: Susanne: At age 83 you will be hunted by a strange apparition resembling Andy Griffith, and subsequently commit suicide after the stress proves to be too much.



Who on earth is Andy Griffith? :thinking:


remember matlock
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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el guapo;690386 wrote: remember matlock


No, :thinking::confused:
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!





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SuzyB;690389 wrote: No, :thinking::confused:
Andy, the sherrif



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YZGI;690391 wrote: Andy, the sherrif






or this might help

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Still none the wiser but thanks anyway guys :-4
I am nobody..nobody is perfect...therefore I must be Perfect!





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Kaz: At age 97 you will spontaneously combust while dining out with your family.

:wah::wah::-2




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Imladris;690286 wrote: Immy: At age 72 you will drown in a wading pool under mysterious circumstances. The only clue will be a small blue pacifier found around your neck.



Oh:-2 maybe not.................


:wah: At age 86, I will drown in that same wading pool under mysterious circumstance with the blue pacifier around my neck.
Life is a Highway. Let's share the Commute.
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AngelEyes82;690251 wrote: Susie: At age 55 your head will explode after being exposed to Britney Spears for thirty-six consecutive hours!


me too but i shall be 103
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at the age of 30 while antique hunting my mom, its tragic. while in the antique shop, an oversized stuffed moose falls of a rack right on top of me and puts me into a coma. eventually i see the light and follow it to the end of the tunnel......so what do you think?
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