How do you cook your Pancakes?
How do you cook your Pancakes?
with clothes on
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
How do you cook your Pancakes?
el guapo;692579 wrote: with clothes on
alone
alone
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West
How do you cook your Pancakes?
minks;692595 wrote: alone
of course
with syrup and cream
of course
with syrup and cream
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
How do you cook your Pancakes?
Who actually cooks pancakes. I just use the batter as a lure for oral sex.:wah:
How do you cook your Pancakes?
YZGI;692608 wrote: Who actually cooks pancakes. I just use the batter as a lure for oral sex.:wah:
i knew i was missing some thing
i thought the best lure was muffin..................with butter
i knew i was missing some thing
i thought the best lure was muffin..................with butter
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
How do you cook your Pancakes?
Mia;692558 wrote:
Reminds me of the time an old friend of mine turned up one day with a huge stitched gash on his head (He looked like Frankenstiens monster)!
It took ages to get him to tell me how he came by such an injury; Eventualy he caved in and told me he had been fixing his neighbours car for him because the poor guy had been on all day and got nowhere with it. So my friend got underneath it while the neigbour went in to make a cup of tea for him. Well he was full of buisy under the car when the neigbours wife returned from work and seeing (as she thought), her poor husband still under the car with just his legs sticking out; She reached under the car and gave his "bits", a friendly tug! My poor friend got shuch a shock he sat up and gashed his head knocking himself out!
Seemingly it was not untill she got to the kitchen and saw her husband making tea that she realised her mistake.
My friend said the worst of it was that because he knocked himself out he could not rememeber if what she did was nice or not:wah:
Reminds me of the time an old friend of mine turned up one day with a huge stitched gash on his head (He looked like Frankenstiens monster)!
It took ages to get him to tell me how he came by such an injury; Eventualy he caved in and told me he had been fixing his neighbours car for him because the poor guy had been on all day and got nowhere with it. So my friend got underneath it while the neigbour went in to make a cup of tea for him. Well he was full of buisy under the car when the neigbours wife returned from work and seeing (as she thought), her poor husband still under the car with just his legs sticking out; She reached under the car and gave his "bits", a friendly tug! My poor friend got shuch a shock he sat up and gashed his head knocking himself out!
Seemingly it was not untill she got to the kitchen and saw her husband making tea that she realised her mistake.
My friend said the worst of it was that because he knocked himself out he could not rememeber if what she did was nice or not:wah:
How do you cook your Pancakes?
joesoap;692639 wrote: Reminds me of the time an old friend of mine turned up one day with a huge stitched gash on his head (He looked like Frankenstiens monster)!
It took ages to get him to tell me how he came by such an injury; Eventualy he caved in and told me he had been fixing his neighbours car for him because the poor guy had been on all day and got nowhere with it. So my friend got underneath it while the neigbour went in to make a cup of tea for him. Well he was full of buisy under the car when the neigbours wife returned from work and seeing (as she thought), her poor husband still under the car with just his legs sticking out; She reached under the car and gave his "bits", a friendly tug! My poor friend got shuch a shock he sat up and gashed his head knocking himself out!
Seemingly it was not untill she got to the kitchen and saw her husband making tea that she realised her mistake.
My friend said the worst of it was that because he knocked himself out he could not rememeber if what she did was nice or not:wah:
that would be embarassing as heck.
It took ages to get him to tell me how he came by such an injury; Eventualy he caved in and told me he had been fixing his neighbours car for him because the poor guy had been on all day and got nowhere with it. So my friend got underneath it while the neigbour went in to make a cup of tea for him. Well he was full of buisy under the car when the neigbours wife returned from work and seeing (as she thought), her poor husband still under the car with just his legs sticking out; She reached under the car and gave his "bits", a friendly tug! My poor friend got shuch a shock he sat up and gashed his head knocking himself out!
Seemingly it was not untill she got to the kitchen and saw her husband making tea that she realised her mistake.
My friend said the worst of it was that because he knocked himself out he could not rememeber if what she did was nice or not:wah:
that would be embarassing as heck.
�You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.�
• Mae West
• Mae West