The Mona Lisa Appreciation Society

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 10:57 pm

Did Mona moan while Leonardo was painting her?????

http://www.barricksinsurance.com/MonaLisa.html

Mona Lisa was sent to trial for her part in the Da Vinci Code merriment, but it turned out she'd been framed.

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RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:52 pm

How about coupon clipping?

:wah:

The Mona Lisa was funny.

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Sun Sep 09, 2007 11:59 pm

For Jimbo!

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:12 am

AussiePam;692481 wrote: For Jimbo!

THat's what happens when you wind your rollers too tightly!!

Good morning Pam, Good morning Jimbo:-6 :-6

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:43 am

jimbo;692493 wrote: good morning choco ,how are you bearing up ???:-6

Oh Jimbo, it's not getting any easier, I see Mum everywhere in the house and whilst I know that in time this will be a comfort, right now it's very hard to deal with the constant reminders. It's been just over a month now since she died , I can't believe how much time has flown by already.

I'm off to Cornwall for a week at the end of September with my 2 sisters and then when I get back I shall have to look for a job, haven't worked for 8 years whilst I've been looking after Mum so I'm quite nervous at the thought!:yh_nailbi

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 12:59 am

Thank you Jimbo, God Bless you, a moron you ain't, you're a kind & caring GENT!:-4:-6

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:18 am

Gosh, Choco, didn't realise you were going through that kinda stuff. I can relate to it. Very sorry. I'll cool it with the hard core mona playing, if ya like. GEESCH. Sorry.

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 4:56 am

No way Pam, being on the computer is the one place where my brain isn't constantly replaying the events of the past 6 months, you carry on, this is keeping me sane (well, what passes for sane in my respect!)

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 5:12 am

Oh no! I see the Mona thingie has now expanded from TLW unto it's "own" right! Is there no justice for poor little ol Mona?

Sorry about you Mum choco, didn't know, my sincere sympathies!

chocoholic · Post by **chocoholic** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 6:27 am

Thank you cars, I miss her dreadfully but FG keeps me going:-6

If you're getting tired of Mona, how about this by way of a change!!!

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 2:56 pm

She was always a bit of a lona

The inscrutable lady called Mona

But her protests grew fainter

When she fell for that painter

Now the whole world is eager to owna

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:12 pm

AussiePam;692816 wrote: She was always a bit of a lona

The inscrutable lady called Mona

But her protests grew fainter

When she fell for that painter

Now the whole world is eager to owna

To use your own expression APam, Gfaaaaauuaauaua (Not spelled right:wah:)

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Mon Sep 10, 2007 3:31 pm

Gfaaaaauuaauaua

???????????

I had to look that up in an etymological dictionary, Cars!! A word of Pacific Islander derivation from Gfaaaagfaaaa - meaning 'a virgin tossed into a volcano' - see also Gfaaghghgh - burning hot but playing cool - and uuaau - the orgasmic cry of the Polynesian toothfish, and figuratively meaning it's party time. The final aua shows the word refers to a female, usually of the nubile, barebreasted, youthful but bashful kind.

Quite hard to include "Gfaaaaauuaauaua" in a limerick, but anything is possible..

[Editorial comment: A spokesperson for the Academie ForumGardenaise wishes to make an appropriate award to Mr Cars for, in one succinct, but perfectly selected word, summing up the inner meaning, layers of nuance and even Schadenfreude in the poorly-crafted by well-meaning limerick cited below.]

cars · Post by **cars** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:16 pm

Ah, WHAT?

:rolleyes::D:p

AussiePam · Post by **AussiePam** » Wed Sep 12, 2007 4:40 pm

Now I really gotta woik...

:sneaky: