I swear I am not making this up....

[Indian Princess]

The other day we had a patient ask to speak to the pharmacist about his meds, and he was asking if it would affect his bowel movements, etc, and as the pharmacist was speaking he handed him a waded up tissue, and said will you look at that, so the pharmacist said ok, what is it? Well he asked the question as he was opening the tissue, and inside was the mans fecal matter, I thought he was going to go through the roof, he told him to save that for the doctor.

The same day, we were looking out the drive-thru window, partially on an alley, and this man whipped out his penis, the one tech yelled, Im calling the police, I said hey I wouldnt be proud of that tiny thing if I were you.:wah:

[RedGlitter]

Good God!

What is it with some older people? Do their minds just go to pot?

I was eating a tamale when I read that, thanks IP!

Well, we used to have a good friend who would come over and eventually launch into a long talk about his own bathroom business (my dad and I would just look at each other) talking about how he always inspected his leavings with a spoon and at 70-some years of age, he actually said "caca."

But yeah, handing it over in a Kleenex takes the cake.