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pinkchick
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magenta flame;698187 wrote: Last night I'd finished watching the football and retired out to my office to do a bit of surfing. I'm typing away and I hear something behind me and i'm sitting there typing away thinking "Ah it's ok that'll be Cad" (one of my dogs)

anyhoo I ignore and keep typing and put my hand down beside me to pat Cads' head. When all of the sudden I jump up and scream from fright. It wasn't Cad it was 'the big beast of a barstard' from next door!!!!!!!

He'd come to visit and made himself comfy beside me.!!!!!!

Allow me to describe this dog to you . He is the breeding sire of a good neighbour. He's a ***** cat THANK GOD because his height weight and face can send a shiver up your spine. He's a labrodor and he's a big huge dog. Bigger and much heavy than your avarage lab. They originally called him Doze because he has the capacity to move humans like a bulldozer but that eventually changed because he ended up sleeping the first two years of his life away.

anyway He wasn't thinking of going anywhere too quickly so I took him into the house hoping he'd settle in the lounge (it was too late in the evening to take him back) BUT after he decided to 'mark' my ironing basket and all the ironing in it. I decided to put him chained up outside on the front porch. Gave him a mattress and he was happy.

I can't really blame the dog . He knows how to get the good life! He went missing about a month ago for two days. he had settled in at one of the local dairy farms. He was as happy as a pig in mud . All the milk he could drink and the warmth of the dairy lights at night. The cows liked him, the farmer thought it a really cool thing that he'd snuggle up to one of the cows lying in the paddock and go to sleep The cows didn't care .:wah:


Such a cute story. He would have scared me to death!:lips:
Very nearly perfect ... :D
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Post by JacksDad »

Jeez mags.

I thought you were writing another porn thread! :D

I've got a Lab lives behind my place as big as a small horse.

He could swallow Jack in one bite.

And NOT a P cat.:-3
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my late night visitor



My "visitor" usually comes in the morning. ;)
I AM AWESOME MAN
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Post by WonderWendy3 »

I was so worried you were going to tell us that you had a "cute tiger snake" crawling on your leg again, in my opinion, nuttin' cute about a snake....but I know you think they are and respect that....anyway I would've been scared at first too, but have been around large dogs that are big babies...as long as he didn't hurt nuffin', I would've done the same thing you did!

Loved the story!!:-4
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Post by cinamin »

Nomad;698227 wrote: my late night visitor



My "visitor" usually comes in the morning. ;)


:wah:
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magenta flame;698187 wrote: Last night I'd finished watching the football and retired out to my office to do a bit of surfing. I'm typing away and I hear something behind me and i'm sitting there typing away thinking "Ah it's ok that'll be Cad" (one of my dogs)

anyhoo I ignore and keep typing and put my hand down beside me to pat Cads' head. When all of the sudden I jump up and scream from fright. It wasn't Cad it was 'the big beast of a barstard' from next door!!!!!!!

He'd come to visit and made himself comfy beside me.!!!!!!



Allow me to describe this dog to you . He is the breeding sire of a good neighbour. He's a ***** cat THANK GOD because his height weight and face can send a shiver up your spine. He's a labrodor and he's a big huge dog. Bigger and much heavy than your avarage lab. They originally called him Doze because he has the capacity to move humans like a bulldozer but that eventually changed because he ended up sleeping the first two years of his life away.



anyway He wasn't thinking of going anywhere too quickly so I took him into the house hoping he'd settle in the lounge (it was too late in the evening to take him back) BUT after he decided to 'mark' my ironing basket and all the ironing in it. I decided to put him chained up outside on the front porch. Gave him a mattress and he was happy.



I can't really blame the dog . He knows how to get the good life! He went missing about a month ago for two days. he had settled in at one of the local dairy farms. He was as happy as a pig in mud . All the milk he could drink and the warmth of the dairy lights at night. The cows liked him, the farmer thought it a really cool thing that he'd snuggle up to one of the cows lying in the paddock and go to sleep The cows didn't care .:wah:Great post MF.

You gave me my first smile of the day. :-6
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Nomad;698227 wrote: my late night visitor



My "visitor" usually comes in the morning. ;)


Thanks so much for sharing :wah::wah:
Very nearly perfect ... :D
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Post by littlemissgiggle »

:wah: good story,

he sounds like a big baby but i would have been scared :-4
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Magenta, That is the funniest story.... Thanks
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Post by Indian Princess »

Maybe he doesnt get the snuggleing he needs and he came to your home, because the cows were busy!Ha. Ha. :wah:
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