I've Won, I've Won-----$500,000

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:38 am

Holy Smokes!!!! Incredible!!! It's official. How do I know??? I was just notified by email that I have won the Yahoo electronic drawing.

I am willing to share half ($250,000) with my FG comrades, up to $25,000 each to the first to submit their credit card numbers to me (one account will do). Card numbers are needed for verification. Aren't we all lucky?

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:43 am

Lon;688016 wrote: Holy Smokes!!!! Incredible!!! It's official. How do I know??? I was just notified by email that I have won the Yahoo electronic drawing.

I am willing to share half ($250,000) with my FG comrades, up to $25,000 each to the first to submit their credit card numbers to me (one account will do). Card numbers are needed for verification. Aren't we all lucky?

:wah::wah:

el guapo · Post by **el guapo** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:43 am

lon heres mine 78302 kiss my hiny

good one

jess

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 8:56 am

Lon;688016 wrote: Holy Smokes!!!! Incredible!!! It's official. How do I know??? I was just notified by email that I have won the Yahoo electronic drawing.

I am willing to share half ($250,000) with my FG comrades, up to $25,000 each to the first to submit their credit card numbers to me (one account will do). Card numbers are needed for verification. Aren't we all lucky?

I don't have a credit card, but will blood from my first born do?

minks · Post by **minks** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 10:40 am

ok my credit card number is

6969 666 6969

it is a monoply money card, I am sure that will work for ya

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:26 pm

you have to love it lon ! Because someone will respond.

You need to post more, we miss ya.

Fibonacci · Post by **Fibonacci** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 3:55 pm

I'll bite...

1123 5813 2134 5589

Ill be expecting my cut in the mail...

Tan · Post by **Tan** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:16 pm

Pffft.. thats like peanuts! I've already won 100,000 for being the 9,999th visitor to a site!

:yh_laugh

Tater Tazz · Post by **Tater Tazz** » Fri Aug 31, 2007 4:48 pm

:wah::wah:funny!

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:29 am

Some people have all the luck. I only get offers to manage large sums of money for beloved widows and children of rich dead people.

Uncle Kram · Post by **Uncle Kram** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 12:31 am

Just incase - Lon's my new best friend

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:14 am

Clint;688617 wrote: Some people have all the luck. I only get offers to manage large sums of money for beloved widows and children of rich dead people.

I get a lot of them , I reply that at this time I am dealing with £30 million from another client ,however when I have done this I will contact you but you will have to pay my fee upfront 10%

I use my headed email and sign with my title ( Lord Leslie of Sealand ) it is strange I get no replies

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:20 am

I just got another one

Dear Friend,

I am Mrs Harriet Molotov of Zimbabwe wife of Mr Late Mr Andrea Molotov a

well known farmer but my husband died of hearth attack after the seizure

of all his life times investment in Zimbabwe by the Government of Robert

Mugabe and this includes his farmers and money in his account.

And my late husband had huge sum of money in one of the Bank in this

country but lost nearly all to the Government of Robert Mugabe but I Thank

my husband he was able to transfer the sum of seventeen point five million

dollars through a diplomatic channel means to a Security Company in West

Africa before his death which he told the Security Company that the money

belongs to one of his customers who will later contact them for onward

transfer of the money to his account.

And my reason of contacting you, is that I am honestly in need of your

assistance to help me and my children transfer this money to your country

for onward investment in your country for my children upbringing as we are

finding a way to leave this country to settle down there and continue our

Iives.

You may wonder how I got your address it was seen in one of my husband's

file and I am sure you may be one of our numerous customers and I have

every trust in you as one who knows my late husband and as one who will

not sit on the money upon transfer to your account.

Please note that we have no other place to run to until this money gets to

you. Kindly do every thing possible to reply this mail through this

private email address: anmolotox033@ozu.es Thanks and God Bless as I

urgently await your reply.

Mrs Harriet Molotov

She will get my stock reply shortly :wah:

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:23 am

:wah: Hee!! I think it's a riot that you get all these and play along, Uncle Fester.

These dorky scam mails keep me laughing.

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 7:51 am

I have just sent her this email

Lord Leslie of Sealand

Dear Mrs Harriet Molotov

At this moment I am dealing with an other client but as soon as I have dealt with their £30 million I can assure you I will able to accomodate you.

When I have dealt with this client I will contact you , However you will have furnish me with my fee of 10% up front ,I hope that will cause you no problem

My Best Regards

Lord Leslie

minks · Post by **minks** » Sat Sep 01, 2007 10:26 am

Lon;688016 wrote: Holy Smokes!!!! Incredible!!! It's official. How do I know??? I was just notified by email that I have won the Yahoo electronic drawing.

I am willing to share half ($250,000) with my FG comrades, up to $25,000 each to the first to submit their credit card numbers to me (one account will do). Card numbers are needed for verification. Aren't we all lucky?

OOOOOO you old scammer you, I now know why you have been asking all those deeply personal questions up until this point, you really have been trying to find out who you could bestow your generosity upon. You were fishing, checking us all out by the answers we gave, trying to find the best FGer worthy of your shared wealth. Well I would like to retract all my answers and just say "you are the best, can I be your best friend" :wah::wah:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Sep 19, 2007 7:10 am

Latest one

Dear Sir/Madam,

I am son of Sir Francisco Higino, the former personal assistant on

financial matters to the Angolan president. My inquiry is to know if you

could be of any help to my present situation that will be mutually

beneficial for both of us.

As a result of the rebellion crises in Angola, My father sent me out of

the country with my brother in accompany with a sum of US$6,000,000.00

(Six Million US dollars) purposely meant for the purchase of arms and

Ammunitions. The fund was intentionally diverted by my father as a way to

frustrating the ongoing war that has claimed the lives of millions of

Angolan people. For security reasons, the funds were carefully accompanied

as diplomatic baggage to Madrid, Spain.

Unfortunately, the political interest of my father lead to his assassine

last December that made us to stay back in Madrid, Spain and seek for

political assylum, as well as finding the opportunity to safeguard the

fund for our future proper investment. However, we discovered that our

statu as political assylums would not be allowed by law to get a good

employment or open a substential account, hence the major need for your

assistance.

We therefore need your assistance and cooperation by traveling to Madrid,

Spain to meet with our financial expert for opening a non-residential

account, where the entire funds will be deposited and subsequently

disburse to your designated account in your country via swift

wire-transfer for our investment.

The transaction is strictly under our supervision. At the successful end

of the successfull transaction, 20% of the total fund will be for you and

75% will be for us while 5% will be set aside for replacement of expenses.

Should this meet your utmost consideration, kindly write back immediately

to confirm your earliest date of arrival? Please include your contact

number.

Finally, I will rely on your trust and area of specialization for a good

transaction.

Regards,

Mr. Gilberto Higino

E mail; gilberto_higino@yahoo.co.uk

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:53 am

From Sgt.Edwards

Dear Sir/Madam

My name is Sgt.Mark Edwards, I am an American soldier serving in the US Military of the 1st Armored Division in Iraq, As you know we are being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs.We managed to move some funds belonging to Saddam Hussien's family out from a bunker in Iraq.

We want to move this money to you, so that you may invest it for us and keep our share in a safe place.We will take 70%, my partner and I while You take the other 30%. No strings attached, just help us move it out of Iraq. Iraq is a warzone. We plan on using diplomatic courier and shipping the funds out in one silver box, using diplomatic immunity.

This Transaction is risk free and has a diplomatic coverage whereby the consignment cannot be checked in port of Entry.Also,I regret if this email surprises you but rather I just need your kindest of assistance.

Even the yanks are doing it

Sincerely Yours,

E7 1st Class Sgt.Edwards

1st Armored Division in Iraq

US ARMY

NB:PLEASE RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL ADDRESS AS THUS:sgtedwards1@hotmail.com

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 6:59 am

Uncle Fester, these spams crack me up. Thanks for posting!

chrisb84uk · Post by **chrisb84uk** » Wed Sep 26, 2007 11:47 am

Oh I've just seen this, am I too late in sharing the wealth with everyone else? Please Lon!? :yh_angel:D

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Sat Sep 29, 2007 5:14 am

Do any one want this one , I got too much money now

Dear Friend,

This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.I will start by introducing myself to you, my name is David West a solicitor at law.

I am writing in respect of a foreigner Mr.Mark William , who happens to be my client an oil merchant and contractor who perished in a plane crash of [EGYPTIAN CHARTER] with other passengers aboard on Red Sea early on January 3rd 2004 ,shortly after taking off from the resort of Sharm el-Sheikh, killing all the 135 passengers and 13 crew members aboard, you check on the website below:

http://english.people.com.cn/200401/04/ ... 1791.shtml

Since the demise of my client I personally have watched with keen interest to see the next of kin but all has proved abortive as no one has come to claim his funds of US$32.5m (Thirty Two Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollar) the bank has no record of any next of kin. On this note, I decided to seek for whom his name shall be used as his next of kin so I have contacted you to assist in repatriating most especially, the money left behind by my client before they get confiscated or declared unserviceable by the bank where the huge deposits were lodged.

Particularly, the STANDARD TRUST BANK PLC where the deceased had an account valued at about US$32.5m million dollars has issued me a notice to provide the Next of kin, or have the account confiscated.

I seek your consent to present you as the Next of kin of the deceased,I need somebody who is trustworthy and willing to assist me get the funds transfered.Whcih the account which my late client operate is valued at Usd32.5 million dollars can be paid to you, as my clients Next of Kin, and then we can share the amount on a mutual agreed percentage.

All legal documents to back up your claim as the deceased Next of Kin will be provided. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us see this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law and you should endeavor to keep it confidential and follow my instruction to enable us get the funds into your account.

Please get in touch with me on my private email address at davidwest2006@oi.com.br, to enable us discuss further about this transaction.

Best Regards,

Barrister David West.

Clint · Post by **Clint** » Mon Oct 01, 2007 9:41 pm

Hello,Urgent investment funds available for overseas wire transfer, please respond if you have the capacity to manage, supervise and superintend the investment of this fund in your ountry.AMOUNT INVOLVED IS $17M.Your assistance, role and participation shall be subject of discussion on your call as soon as you receive this mail.I expect your letter of interest at your earliest convenience.Regards,Clem Miller.:rolleyes:

Uncle Fester · Post by **Uncle Fester** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:07 am

Someone can have this , I now got more than I can spend

DEAR FRIEND,

I KNOW THAT THIS MESSAGE WILL COME TO YOU AS A SURPRISE. I AM THE AUDITING AND ACCOUNTING SECTION MANAGER WITH AFRICAN DEVELOPMENT BANK, OUAGADOUGOU BURKINA FASO. I HOPE THAT YOU WILL NOT EXPOSE OR BETRAY THIS TRUST AND CONFIDENT THAT I AM ABOUT TO REPOSE ON YOU FOR THE MUTUAL BENEFIT OF OUR BOTH FAMILIES.

I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE IN TRANSFERRING THE SUM OF ($39.5)MILLION TO YOUR ACCOUNT WITHIN 10 OR 14 BANKING DAYS. THIS MONEY HAS BEEN DORMANT FOR YEARS IN OUR BANK WITHOUT CLAIM.I WANT THE BANK TO RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEAREST PERSON TO OUR DECEASED CUSTOMER LATE MR.GEORGE SMALL WHO DIED ALONG WITH HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN IN AN AIR CRASH SINCE JANUARY 31ST 2000.

I DON'T WANT THE MONEY TO GO INTO GOVERNMENT TREASURY AS AN ABANDONED FUND. SO THIS IS THE REASON WHY I AM CONTACTING YOU SO THAT THE BANK CAN RELEASE THE MONEY TO YOU AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED CUSTOMER. PLEASE I WOULD LIKE YOU TO KEEP THIS PROPOSAL AS A TOP SECRET AND DELETE IT IF YOU ARE NOT INTERESTED.

UPON RECEIPT OF YOUR REPLY, I WILL GIVE YOU FULL DETAILS ON HOW THE BUSINESS WILL BE EXECUTED AND ALSO NOTE THAT YOU WILL HAVE 30% OF THE ABOVE MENTIONED SUM IF YOU AGREE TO HANDLE THIS BUSINESS WITH ME.

I AM EXPECTING YOUR URGENT RESPONSE AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE MY MESSAGE.

BEST REGARD,

MR MUSA SALADIN

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