Forum Garden Goes Springer!

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:08 am

FG gathering, all expenses paid by The Jerry Springer Show. Meet your friends, enemies and chat buddies. Let the good times roll? See ya there! Details coming, interested? :-6

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:10 am

Sign me up!!! I wanna meet that Kash687 guy and "happy-slap" the snot out of him.

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:15 am

okay, you're the second on the list with me FIRST. i will contact them upon the end of this Memorial Weekend. Please remember the people who died for us? thanks. :-6

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:38 am

bullet will give a karate demonstration, just keep him away from the bouncers, LC will show handgun techniques, KOan will bring her Mini Pin, Suresh will provide a sermon of kind words, Tomb will provide a light lunch at halftime. :wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:41 am

Me and Agnes in the same room as a handgun?

Count me in as long as all the ladies plan on leaving their clothes on and Steve gets to break up our fights.

Wolverine · Post by **Wolverine** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:43 am

Peg wrote: Me and Agnes in the same room as a handgun?

Count me in as long as all the ladies plan on leaving their clothes on and Steve gets to break up our fights.

No, no, no. If we go, by gum, somebody's gettin Nakid. isn't that the whole premise of the show. FistFights and boobs?

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:44 am

Agnes wrote: bullet will give a karate demonstration, just keep him away from the bouncers, LC will show handgun techniques, KOan will bring her Mini Pin, Suresh will provide a sermon of kind words, Tomb will provide a light lunch at halftime. :wah: now THAT was funny! sometimes i just can't help laughing.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:48 am

Wolverine wrote: No, no, no. If we go, by gum, somebody's gettin Nakid. isn't that the whole premise of the show. FistFights and boobs?
I never said the guys couldn't get naked.

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:54 am

Peg wrote: Me and Agnes in the same room as a handgun?

Count me in as long as all the ladies plan on leaving their clothes on and Steve gets to break up our fights.

Peg honey, no guns for me. the only guns i have are on my chest. hahahahaha. omg wait till Anas wakes up. i will be in the slammer. see ya at the show. it is held in ohio or new york. :-6 oprah wouldn't want us, maury might consider.

mominiowa · Post by **mominiowa** » Sat May 28, 2005 8:57 am

I am thinking STEVE needs to get Naked!! LOL

I would sit quietly in the corner and watch....and LMAO!!!!!!!!!

I have not seen Springer in a long time...I think you all could shake it up a bit!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:02 am

Agnes wrote: Peg honey, no guns for me. the only guns i have are on my chest. hahahahaha. omg wait till Anas wakes up. i will be in the slammer. see ya at the show. it is held in ohio or new york. :-6 oprah wouldn't want us, maury might consider.
In that case, PLEASE promise not to shoot me. If you do, I'd rather you shoot me with LC's handgun than your guns. :yh_rotfl

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:07 am

i am dying here!! :yh_rotfl :yh_rotfl ...funny thing is. i was a guest onstage at Oprah.....but that's a whole nother thread. and NOBODY touches my guns.

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:13 am

Peg wrote: In that case, PLEASE promise not to shoot me. If you do, I'd rather you shoot me with LC's handgun than your guns. :yh_rotfl

Peg, i don't even know the difference between a gun and a blow dryer, STOP!

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:15 am

We should invite Puddincat! Should make for a real interesting show. Maybe puddin would get help with the rent then.

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:20 am

Boney87 would be a hit. Oh i forgot about Kensloft he can take a shower there. :wah:

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:24 am

I've had a couple of good laughs reading this already...but saying something about people that can't be here to defend themselves is a little unfair. I hope this doesn't get bad crazy because the good craziness of it is hysterical.

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:36 am

koan, we are adults and please stop acting like a brownie leader. we will have to replace you for the show. Carla will take your spot. you have been banned before any arrangements and schedules are drawn? :-6

koan · Post by **koan** » Sat May 28, 2005 9:42 am

I suppose I do make a poor Springer guest. I'd have to stop rereading before I hit submit.

anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat May 28, 2005 10:05 am

Agnes wrote: Peg honey, no guns for me. the only guns i have are on my chest. hahahahaha. omg wait till Anas wakes up. i will be in the slammer.
you can talk about boobs all you want. that falls into PG-13 range. things not to talk about however are doing **** to a ***** with floor wax and guacamole, **********, followed by ***-****** the **** behind taco bell with cuffed opossums, unless you **** three times and ***** with eve arden on hold (but leave a tip).

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 10:37 am

your response is 13-pg oriented. breasts are not offensive, are they? who cares about floor wax and guacamole? Anas you would be an excellent guest on Springer, but you will have to leave your home to appear. good place to chew the fat. :wah:

Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 10:59 am

steve is a bald headed man who keeps people in control on the show. some tend to get physical at times. :wah:

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Sat May 28, 2005 11:07 am

Doesn't do him justice, but this is Steve, the security guard.

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Agnes · Post by **Agnes** » Sat May 28, 2005 11:16 am

peg, thanks for the snap shot. excellent! i am calling the show this week i feel as a group we could be interesting. i will have my gutterhelmet on if BR shows up. i will need security around me at all times. i don't believe LC is capable after her heart attack to pin me & cuff. its the club i am worried about. details to follow, if they invite us, i believe air fare is covered by the show? :wah:

babygirl · Post by **babygirl** » Sat May 28, 2005 1:08 pm

Can i come i wanna come please i will be a good chocobo lmao

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat May 28, 2005 1:30 pm

flopstock wrote: Who is Steve?
This is the way it always seems to go isn't it. If you haven't seen the Jerry Springer show this what always happens

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anastrophe · Post by **anastrophe** » Sat May 28, 2005 1:34 pm

i've seen springer maybe a couple of dozen times.

frankly, i think he's a genius. he's an anthropologist. he's documenting a particular slice of our culture, and a thousand years from now, the record of the shows will serve as important historical documents.

i'm not kidding.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sat May 28, 2005 1:42 pm

If you are serious you will need to fill this out and mail it to Steve:

Jerry Springer Application

* Last name: ________________

* First name: (Check appropriate box)

* (_) Billy-Bob

* (_) Billy-Joe

* (_) Billy-Ray

* (_) Billy-Sue

* (_) Billy-Mae

* (_) Billy-Jack

* What does everyone call you?

* (_) Bubba

* (_) Junior

* (_) Sissy

* (_) Other___________________

* Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) _____ Not sure

* Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right

* Occupation: (Check appropriate box) * (_) Farmer

* (_) Mechanic

* (_) Hair Dresser

* (_) Unemployed

* (_) Dirty Politician

* (_) Preacher

* Spouse's Name:__________________________

* 2nd Spouse's Name:______________________

* 3rd Spouse's Name:______________________

* Lover's Name:___________________________

* Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)

* (_) Sister

* (_) Brother

* (_) Aunt

* (_) Uncle

* (_) Cousin

* (_) Mother

* (_) Father

* (_) Son

* (_) Daughter

* (_) Pet

* Number of children living in household:_____

* Number of children living in shed: ______

* Number that are yours: ______

* Mother's Name: _______________________(If not sure,leave blank)

* Father's Name: _______________________(If not sure,leave blank)

* Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)

* Total number of vehicles you own: ___

* Number of vehicles that still crank: ___

* Number of vehicles in front yard: ___

* Number of vehicles in back yard: ___

* Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___

* Firearms you own and where you keep them:

* ____ truck

* ____ bedroom

* ____ bathroom

* ____ kitchen

* ____ shed

* Model and year of your pickup: 196_

* Do you have a gun rack?

* If no, please explain:

* Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:

* (_) The National Enquirer

* (_) The Globe

* (_) TV Guide

* (_) Soap Opera Digest

* (_) Rifle and Shotgun

* Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____

* How often do you bathe:

* (_) Weekly

* (_) Monthly

* (_) Not Applicable

* Color of eyes:

* Right_____ left_____

* Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:

* (_)Red-Man

* Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____

* Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____

* Color of hair:

* (_) Blond

* (_) Black

* (_) Red

* (_) Brown

* (_) White

* (_) Clairol

* Color of teeth:

* (_) Yellow

* (_) Brownish-Yellow

* (_) Brown

* (_) Black

* (_) N/A

* How far is your home from a paved road?

* (_) 1 mile

* (_) 2 miles

* (_) Just a whoop-and-a-holler!

* (_) road?

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Sat May 28, 2005 1:50 pm

flopstock wrote: Well, I'm sure he's very attractive, but I would prefer we throw BTS and David into a mud pit and let them go at it..does springer have a mud pit?

I'll bet he'd make one for that show! I'd be on the first row. JERRY! JERRY! - oh yeah BTS! BTS! BTS!

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Sat May 28, 2005 1:57 pm

anastrophe wrote: i've seen springer maybe a couple of dozen times.

frankly, i think he's a genius. he's an anthropologist. he's documenting a particular slice of our culture, and a thousand years from now, the record of the shows will serve as important historical documents.

i'm not kidding.And he was born in Britain!

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Sat May 28, 2005 4:03 pm

Agnes wrote: i will need security around me at all times. i don't believe LC is capable after her heart attack to pin me & cuff. i :wah:don't kid yourself. i'm still kicking butt and taking prisoners.

john8pies · Post by **john8pies** » Sun May 29, 2005 3:02 pm

Very good. I presume they will also hold a meeting in the UK for fairness` sake?!

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Sun May 29, 2005 3:10 pm

john8pies wrote: Very good. I presume they will also hold a meeting in the UK for fairness` sake?!
Sure thing david..............meet me at the bus stop.

cars · Post by **cars** » Mon May 30, 2005 5:55 am

Posted by BTS:

If you are serious you will need to fill this out and mail it to Steve:

Jerry Springer Application

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

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Loved the application!!! So true, where does Jerry "find" those people??? :wah:

I can't help but believe that "They" actually do "put on" for the TV camera's, and to spark up the reactions of the "lively" audiance!!! :guitarist

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon May 30, 2005 6:00 am

jerry finds those people in MY neighborhood! drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park and you have them! LOL i have arrested 2/3 of my neighbors. they hate me.

...and they are for real.sleeping with their sisters.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Mon May 30, 2005 8:13 am

lady cop wrote: jerry finds those people in MY neighborhood! drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park and you have them! LOL i have arrested 2/3 of my neighbors. they hate me.

...and they are for real.sleeping with their sisters.
Would that be stereotyping a class of people who live in trailer parks?

My grandmother lived in a trailer park!

Just wondering.........

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:31 am

oh please, that's just my sense of humor, and everyone, including you, knows it.

BTS · Post by **BTS** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:38 am

lady cop wrote: oh please, that's just my sense of humor, and everyone, including you, knows it.

"jerry finds those people in MY neighborhood! drag a hundred dollar bill through a trailer park and you have them! LOL"

Oh Ok........ I'll tell her that and the other 25+ million people that live in trailer parks it is just a joke not a stereotyping of where they choose live.

Gotcha

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:47 am

and YOU BTS have never made an irreverant or sarcastic comment. in fact,it was jerry who first spoke that observation. i lived 5 years in a trailer park so i could put my son through college. ........working 12 hours a day and having to arrest the neighbors. living where they hated the sight of my uniform.

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:48 am

flopstock wrote: okay you two ...save it for jerry :pjerry doesn't deserve me. LOL

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:53 am

flopstock wrote: okay you two ...save it for jerry :p

Is this another mud pit match Flop?

abbey · Post by **abbey** » Mon May 30, 2005 9:55 am

Jer..ry Jer..ry Jer..ry Jer..ry Jer..ry Jer..ry :yh_dance :yh_dance :yh_dance

lady cop · Post by **lady cop** » Mon May 30, 2005 10:11 am

flopstock wrote: i don't know..these two in the same building might be too much, even for jerry :Dfunny thing is, we actually get along, but it's so much fun to argue! LOL ....HUGGIES BTS ....hahahaha, that should torque you.

nvalleyvee · Post by **nvalleyvee** » Mon May 30, 2005 5:16 pm

Mud Stock - a country western thing!!! They HAVE a MUD PIT!!!!