world's largest penis

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 10:55 am

sunny104;642449 wrote: 6 inches....

that reminds me, I want some Subway.....

Ding Ding Ding! Tell her what she's won, Bob!

The Rob · Post by **The Rob** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:02 am

almostfamous;642586 wrote: that cannot be used as a clue. ever. one guy's nickname, to this day, is gummyworm

He was 6'3, size 14 1/2 shoe, big hands, the whole nine, he even had "the bulge" lmfao.

I had the whole "3 month rule" thing goin. I was 20, a heck of a lot more patient. The time came, we "did" the deed, i think, and well, he asked me 'did you go?'

I looked around, whispered 'did i go where?':-3

:wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 11:20 am

KB.;642615 wrote: You have nice legs, at least in that picture you do.

:yh_sweat

thank you....:yh_blush :yh_love

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:26 pm

Okay, what the hell? I come home and this isn't even on the front page anymore. When I die, I have requested that the ten minute Chuck Berry Version of "My-ding-a-ling" be the funeral dirge.

Also, you are very welcome.

Post by **spot** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:29 pm

I'm free next Wednesday.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:32 pm

Hey KB-

Did you go? :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm

spot;642973 wrote: I'm free next Wednesday.

I got too many women to keep up with as it is, Muses, Sirens, and Kates every where. I am afraid I, just for the sake of organization, shall have to keep myself pigeon-holed into one gender. I like my loves to be less hairy than me, softer than me, curvier than me, and nutless. I know, I know, call me boring.

Post by **spot** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm

RedGlitter;642975 wrote: Hey KB-

Did you go? :wah:

Is he not doing? That'd account for the projected funeral.

Laxatives, KB. You need sorting out.

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:35 pm

RedGlitter;642975 wrote: Hey KB-

Did you go? :wah:

Two times.

Post by **spot** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:37 pm

KB.;642977 wrote: I got too many women to keep up with as it is, Muses, Sirens, and Kates every where. I am afraid I, just for the sake of organization, shall have to keep myself pigeon-holed into one gender. I like my loves to be less hairy than me, softer than me, curvier than me, and nutless. I know, I know, call me boring.

For the funeral, you dingbat. Free for the funeral.

The written medium leaves a lot to be desired on occasion.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:38 pm

Ok, I asked for that didn't I?

It's just I'm still cracking up about that. Not about what was said to AF, but about YOUR reaction to it!!

"Who the hell says this?!"

:wah: :wah: :wah:

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:46 pm

spot;642980 wrote: For the funeral, you dingbat. Free for the funeral.

The written medium leaves a lot to be desired on occasion.

Well, you already called me a chicken ****, figured I'd give you more to work with. One of my goals in life is to fake my own death; when I get ready I'll be sure to let you know.

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:48 pm

funeral....stiff....yeah there's an innuendo in there somewhere....

KB. · Post by **KB.** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:49 pm

RedGlitter;642986 wrote: funeral....stiff....yeah there's an innuendo in there somewhere....

Actually there wasn't, but this thread is growing to epic proportions.

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:50 pm

Hello - tapping feet - still looking - still didn't see the goods here

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:52 pm

Yeah I haven't even seen ZINKY!!!

He started all this!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:53 pm

ThePheasant;642988 wrote: Hello - tapping feet - still looking - still didn't see the goods here

Sing, Sing a song....

about a big dong

Don't tell me it's not big enough

for anyone else but me....

Sing, Sing a song.........:guitarist :guitarist

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:54 pm

RedGlitter;642990 wrote: Yeah I haven't even seen ZINKY!!!

He started all this!

:wah: Yeah, 180+ posts here, where is this batty thread starter?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:55 pm

WonderWendy3;642992 wrote: Sing, Sing a song....

about a big dong

Don't tell me it's not big enough

for anyone else but me....

Sing, Sing a song.........:guitarist :guitarist

:wah: Singing about the Big Ding Dong is just not the same!

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:55 pm

I think he's in the adult bookstore....:-3

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 6:57 pm

Wendy, you been drinkin'? God I hope so for that! :wah: :wah: :wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:17 pm

By the way Wendy, I think that piccy of wonderwomen on your post is awesome - really great piccy - good find.

Okaaaaay - I changed subject - but what the heck I think I have given up on the Worlds Largest Penis

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:17 pm

RedGlitter;642996 wrote: I think he's in the adult bookstore....:-3

They allow bats in adult bookstores - mmmmm are the books stored upside down

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:29 pm

ThePheasant;643008 wrote: They allow bats in adult bookstores - mmmmm are the books stored upside down

Yeah and sometimes their little feet get sticky....

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:32 pm

ewww :wah: - sending massive swarm of mosquitos in the hope that we can get that well endowed bat out of the bookstore and start answering some questions here or at least come up with the goods!!

K.Snyder · Post by **K.Snyder** » Thu Jun 21, 2007 7:44 pm

:yh_sweat...

For a minute there I thought someone had captured photos of me without my consent...

Ojii · Post by **Ojii** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 4:28 pm

I think I might be in the running. Is 14" big?

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Ojii · Post by **Ojii** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 5:52 pm

Didn't mean to scare ya

Post by **spot** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:00 pm

Ojii;704346 wrote: Didn't mean to scare ya

Come again?

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:00 pm

:wah: Your first post, has piccy removed by moderator - that must be a record!

Ojii · Post by **Ojii** » Wed Oct 03, 2007 6:10 pm

It's actually considered a birth defect. The doc almost cut it off when I was born cause he thought it was the umbilical cord. But I guess if you're gonna have a defect, it might as well be a giant penis.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 7:47 am

Ojii;704308 wrote: I think I might be in the running. Is 14" big?

[attachment removed by moderator - we seem to have a new member to play with...]

*snort*

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:10 am

sunny104;704552 wrote: *snort*

:wah: His next question being ...... what do I do with my one cell :-3 :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:36 am

ThePheasant;704574 wrote: His next question being ...... what do I do with my one cell :-3 :wah:

:wah:

where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:43 am

sunny104;704599 wrote: :wah:

where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:

:yh_rotfl

A moderator deleted his 'member', so he doesn't want to play anymore

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:46 am

ThePheasant;704601 wrote: :yh_rotfl

A moderator deleted his 'member', so he doesn't want to play anymore

So moderators now have castration powers? Spot have I told you how much I enjoy your posts?:-3

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:52 am

YZGI;704603 wrote: So moderators now have castration powers? Spot have I told you how much I enjoy your posts?:-3

it was the 14 inches that got his attention. I think you're safe. :rolleyes:

:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:55 am

sunny104;704609 wrote: it was the 14 inches that got his attention. I think you're safe. :rolleyes:

:wah:

:yh_rotflWait a sec.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Thu Oct 04, 2007 11:06 am

sunny104;704599 wrote: :wah:

where'd he go?? I want to play with our new member! :wah:
:eek:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 7:45 am

BUMP :yh_giggle

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:00 am

sunny104;704986 wrote: BUMP :yh_giggle

:yh_rotfl Its no good Sunny, I think we scared the member, oops I mean our new member off :yh_battin

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:02 am

it's friday, who else can we play with?? :yh_devil :wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:07 am

sunny104;704992 wrote: it's friday, who else can we play with?? :yh_devil :wah:
Here I come to save the day. Wisey is on his wayyyyy.:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:08 am

sunny104;704992 wrote: it's friday, who else can we play with?? :yh_devil :wah:

:wah: Come on people! Sunny and I want to have some fun with you - here 'trolly', 'trolly' !!

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:17 am

YZGI;704998 wrote: Here I come to save the day. Wisey is on his wayyyyy.:wah:

well, it's not 14 inches but you'll do I suppose!

:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:17 am

YZGI;704998 wrote: Here I come to save the day. Wisey is on his wayyyyy.:wah:

:wah: I thought there was a 14"er requirement here

:wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:18 am

Ya beat me to it Sunny :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:19 am

ThePheasant;705000 wrote: :wah: Come on people! Sunny and I want to have some fun with you - here 'trolly', 'trolly' !!

it's always amuses me that we scare them more than they scare us! :-3 :wah:

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:21 am

ThePheasant;705009 wrote: Ya beat me to it Sunny :wah:

sshhhh! :yh_shhhh he might start asking about boob size or something!

:wah:

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Fri Oct 05, 2007 8:22 am

ThePheasant;705008 wrote: :wah: I thought there was a 14"er requirement here

:wah:
Well I reckon I could fold it in half if you require just "14".