Im Going To Stick My Head In The Oven

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:28 pm

Mike rode along with me at work today. You dont know Mike but you'll just have to trust me when I say sticking my head in the oven after a day of Mike is a reasonable and legitimate response.

My oven isnt gas though, so heres my question.

Will an electric oven get me the results I desire or will I just burn my eyebrows.

If the latter Im open for fairly painless alternatives.

Thank you,

Nomad

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:31 pm

Nomad;712690 wrote: Mike rode along with me at work today. You dont know Mike but you'll just have to trust me when I say sticking my head in the oven after a day of Mike is a reasonable and legitimate response.

My oven isnt gas though, so heres my question.

Will an electric oven get me the results I desire or will I just burn my eyebrows.

If the latter Im open for fairly painless alternatives.

Thank you,

Nomad

:eek::yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You'll burn your eyebrows sweetie:sneaky:

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:32 pm

You would just frizz your eyebrows and hair. A viable alternative, if you possess a microwave oven, is to unscrew your head, place it on the turntable and nuke it on full power for 5 minutes.

Works for me anyway.....

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:33 pm

pinkchick;712692 wrote:

:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl

You'll burn your eyebrows sweetie:sneaky:

Ok but will I damage my brain enough to forget the trauma I experienced today ?

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:36 pm

Chookie;712693 wrote: You would just frizz your eyebrows and hair. A viable alternative, if you possess a microwave oven, is to unscrew your head, place it on the turntable and nuke it on full power for 5 minutes.

Works for me anyway.....

Ok sounds reasonable but what if I drop my head and then I end up just walking around bumping into stuff ? What if I cant locate my head ? Are you sure 5 min will do it ?

Would a rotisserie work ?

chonsigirl · Post by **chonsigirl** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:38 pm

Don't try a George Foreman grill..........................:wah:

pinkchick · Post by **pinkchick** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:41 pm

Nomad;712694 wrote: Ok but will I damage my brain enough to forget the trauma I experienced today ?
There is a distinct possibility you will fry your brain

Nomad;712698 wrote: Ok sounds reasonable but what if I drop my head and then I end up just walking around bumping into stuff ? What if I cant locate my head ? Are you sure 5 min will do it ?

Would a rotisserie work ?

:yh_rotfl

YZGI · Post by **YZGI** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 2:46 pm

I would suggest you smoke a joint. They seem to erase short term memory. But it sounds like maybe you already have.

along-for-the-ride · Post by **along-for-the-ride** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:10 pm

Is it a job requirement that Mike ride with you? Can you "just say no"?

Post by **spot** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:12 pm

Nomie, I didn't come into this thread for a while simply because I thought it said I'm Going To Stick My Head In The Oxen - I was enjoying the image far too much.

Anyway, that's your obvious solution. Take someone with a camera to record the event.

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:18 pm

An oxen ?

Smoke a joint then stick my head in an oxen.

Im writing this down...

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:19 pm

along-for-the-ride;712708 wrote: Is it a job requirement that Mike ride with you? Can you "just say no"?

Too late. The damage is done and irreversible.

Its not just me. After spending a day with Mike all the guys want to stick their head in an oxen.

Peg · Post by **Peg** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:23 pm

How many times do I have to tell you do NOT ride my customers around? :-3

RedGlitter · Post by **RedGlitter** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:29 pm

I take it that slamming your head repeatedly in a car door would not be as painful as time spent with Mike? :wah:

So tell us what's wrong Nomad...why is this guy bothersome?

Indian Princess · Post by **Indian Princess** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:40 pm

No question about it, you win pal, ask the doc for sedatives. Mention Mike he'll understand, every place has a Mike. Ride you new Harley, tell Mike, nope your not ridin bitch, only room for one.:wah::wah:

Lon · Post by **Lon** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:05 pm

First shave your head, put a small apple in your mouth, wash your ears, wrap your head in aluminum foil, set temp at 400 F, set timer at 90 min. Let cool for 20 minutes before serving.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:11 pm

Can't you tell Mike his momma is callin? I've stuck my head in the freezer before, but I'm thinking that it wouldn't do you justice....

watermark · Post by **watermark** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:11 pm

Hi Nomad,

Why not tell him how you feel? What's wrong with telling him that you'd rather barbque yourself than listen to him. I don't know, it always puzzles me how some people can be so iffy and cover up their feelings so much. E

Lon said:

"First shave your head, put a small apple in your mouth, wash your ears, wrap your head in aluminum foil, set temp at 400 F, set timer at 90 min. Let cool for 20 minutes before serving."

Sick and disgusting but made me laugh out loud!

CARLA · Post by **CARLA** » Wed Oct 24, 2007 8:25 pm

:-3 Why don't you stick Mikes head in the Oven?? :p

Bez · Post by **Bez** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:39 am

CARLA;712808 wrote: :-3 Why don't you stick Mikes head in the Oven?? :p

Best suggestion yet ! :wah:

Pheasy · Post by **Pheasy** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:01 am

With bonfire night coming up soon in the UK, you could fly to England and be used as the Guy Fawkes ...... that should do it ....

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 5:28 am

Best bet would be to....TURN ON the gas oven... wait about 10 minutes, and then use a match ti light the pilot. Not only will you do yourself in... NO FUNERAL EXPENSES. Just sweep up the small pieces, and throw away. Your wife might have to replace a kitchen wall though.........

Im riding with someone who feels compelled each morning to tell me how MANY times they had sex the night before. What do I do?

mikeinie · Post by **mikeinie** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 7:30 am

Try an Easy-Bake-Oven: It is much slower, not as hot, but damn they can make good muffins!!

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 12:09 pm

weeder;712847 wrote: Best bet would be to....TURN ON the gas oven... wait about 10 minutes, and then use a match ti light the pilot. Not only will you do yourself in... NO FUNERAL EXPENSES. Just sweep up the small pieces, and throw away. Your wife might have to replace a kitchen wall though.........

Im riding with someone who feels compelled each morning to tell me how MANY times they had sex the night before. What do I do?

Tell them it doesn't count when they are alone!

:wah::wah:

Patsy Warnick · Post by **Patsy Warnick** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:19 pm

Set of rules for Car-Pooling

Sit Back

Buckle up

Shut up

I'm not a morning person - I don't want chatter/conversation - I don't want the diary on the night before. There's nothing wrong with rules in a vehicle.

Nomad - theres alot of great ideas where - are you the driver or passenger?

Driver - stop the commute - passenger - take a thermos of Bloody Marys...

Patsy

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:36 pm

watermark;712805 wrote: Hi Nomad,

Why not tell him how you feel? What's wrong with telling him that you'd rather barbque yourself than listen to him. I don't know, it always puzzles me how some people can be so iffy and cover up their feelings so much. E

Lon said:

"First shave your head, put a small apple in your mouth, wash your ears, wrap your head in aluminum foil, set temp at 400 F, set timer at 90 min. Let cool for 20 minutes before serving."

Sick and disgusting but made me laugh out loud!

I did tell him he makes me want to kill myself. He wanted to know if he could help.

Chookie · Post by **Chookie** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:40 pm

That's fair

Nomad · Post by **Nomad** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 1:42 pm

Chookie;712970 wrote: That's fair

I thought it was generous but I declined. He'd rush the job and botch it.

WonderWendy3 · Post by **WonderWendy3** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 2:25 pm

Is he one of those people that know everything??? My mom used to have to car-pool with a guy like that for over an hour commute every day...plus he would pick his nose and flick the boogers...sorry to those that I just made puke...trust me, I had to work one of my summer vacations with my mom and ride in the car with him, it wasn't pretty!!:yh_sick:yh_sick

weeder · Post by **weeder** » Thu Oct 25, 2007 4:40 pm

Nomad;712969 wrote: I did tell him he makes me want to kill myself. He wanted to know if he could help.

You are TOO MUCH!!! You TELL him he makes you want to kill yourself????

I think that you and I are definately related. That is something I would say.

And he WANTS TO HELP???? a very well adjusted human being. Very simple minded.

sunny104 · Post by **sunny104** » Fri Oct 26, 2007 6:33 am

I could never carpool, I'm not a morning person. I want to listen to the radio and smoke my fags in peace!