> Monkey in a Bar> Monkey in a Bar
> A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey.
> He orders a drink and while he's drinking, the monkey
> jumps all around the place.
>
> The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them.
> Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. He then
> jumps onto the pool table and grabs one of the billiard balls.
>
> To everyone's amazement, he sticks it in his mouth, and
> somehow swallows it whole.
> The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see what your
> monkey just did?"
>
> "No, what?"
>
> "He just ate the cue ball o ff my pool table... whole!"
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,
> "he eats everything in sight. Sorry! I'll pay for the
> cue ball and stuff."
>
> The guy finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the
> stuff the monkey ate and leaves.
>
> Two weeks later the guy is in the bar again, and has his
> monkey with him. He orders a d rink and the monkey
> starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing
> his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the
> bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt, pulls it out, and
> eats it. Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks it up
> his butt, Pulls it out, and eats it.
>
> The bartender is disgusted. "Did you see what your
> monkey did now?"
>
> "No, what?" replied the man.
>
> "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up his
> butt, pulled them out, and ate them!" said the bartender.
>
> "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. "He
> still eats everything in sight, but ever since he had to ****
> that cue ball, he measures everything first."
>
>
>
> Monkey in a Bar
> Monkey in a Bar
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
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> Monkey in a Bar
Thats great!:wah:
> Monkey in a Bar
cheers ip
glad so many liked it................huff
glad so many liked it................huff
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
> Monkey in a Bar
Love it.......:wah::wah::wah:
> Monkey in a Bar
Is this what FG is about now, monkies butts ?
Somewhere on Planet Earth someone is dying. Dying in a dark rat infested smelly stinky alley from an exploded appendix.
If someone could just find him he could be saved !
Why are we wasting time on monkies butts when this man needs to be found ?
Im pretty sure hes in Uruguay, we should start looking there.
Cmon lets go !
Somewhere on Planet Earth someone is dying. Dying in a dark rat infested smelly stinky alley from an exploded appendix.
If someone could just find him he could be saved !
Why are we wasting time on monkies butts when this man needs to be found ?
Im pretty sure hes in Uruguay, we should start looking there.
Cmon lets go !
I AM AWESOME MAN
> Monkey in a Bar
Nomad;723703 wrote: Is this what FG is about now, monkies butts ?
Somewhere on Planet Earth someone is dying. Dying in a dark rat infested smelly stinky alley from an exploded appendix.
If someone could just find him he could be saved !
Why are we wasting time on monkies butts when this man needs to be found ?
Im pretty sure hes in Uruguay, we should start looking there.
Cmon lets go !
nomad my Nemesis
today is for monkey butts
Somewhere on Planet Earth someone is dying. Dying in a dark rat infested smelly stinky alley from an exploded appendix.
If someone could just find him he could be saved !
Why are we wasting time on monkies butts when this man needs to be found ?
Im pretty sure hes in Uruguay, we should start looking there.
Cmon lets go !
nomad my Nemesis
today is for monkey butts
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
> Monkey in a Bar
el guapo;723705 wrote: nomad my Nemesis
today is for monkey butts
This is sad. Like a sad sad clown that cries all the time because the children hate him and all hes ever wanted was to make the children happy.
If that guy in Uruguay dies I dont know how youre going to be able to live with yourself.
But ok.
today is for monkey butts
This is sad. Like a sad sad clown that cries all the time because the children hate him and all hes ever wanted was to make the children happy.
If that guy in Uruguay dies I dont know how youre going to be able to live with yourself.
But ok.
I AM AWESOME MAN
> Monkey in a Bar
:wah::wah: very funny
> Monkey in a Bar
Nomad;723712 wrote: This is sad. Like a sad sad clown that cries all the time because the children hate him and all hes ever wanted was to make the children happy.
If that guy in Uruguay dies I dont know how youre going to be able to live with yourself.
But ok.
you lot didnt care about neffy holding me hostage
If that guy in Uruguay dies I dont know how youre going to be able to live with yourself.
But ok.
you lot didnt care about neffy holding me hostage
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
> Monkey in a Bar
el guapo;723728 wrote: you lot didnt care about neffy holding me hostage
True but your appendix wasnt exploding.
And quite frankly we figured you were enjoying yourself.
True but your appendix wasnt exploding.
And quite frankly we figured you were enjoying yourself.
I AM AWESOME MAN
> Monkey in a Bar
Nomad;723737 wrote: True but your appendix wasnt exploding.
And quite frankly we figured you were enjoying yourself.
she didnt even feed me
And quite frankly we figured you were enjoying yourself.
she didnt even feed me
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."
> Monkey in a Bar
el guapo;723740 wrote: she didnt even feed me
She really didnt feed you ?
What kind of animal is this woman ?
I can see now why your scars prevent you from saving humanity.
Your plight is more serious than we realized.
She needs to be dealt with harshly !
She really didnt feed you ?
What kind of animal is this woman ?
I can see now why your scars prevent you from saving humanity.
Your plight is more serious than we realized.
She needs to be dealt with harshly !
I AM AWESOME MAN
> Monkey in a Bar
Nomad;723745 wrote: She really didnt feed you ?
What kind of animal is this woman ?
I can see now why your scars prevent you from saving humanity.
Your plight is more serious than we realized.
She needs to be dealt with harshly !
too true
What kind of animal is this woman ?
I can see now why your scars prevent you from saving humanity.
Your plight is more serious than we realized.
She needs to be dealt with harshly !
too true
"To be foolish and to recognize that one is foolish, is better than to be foolish and imagine that one is wise."