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Most would have been dead within minutes
TRIBUTES are being paid to Scotland this morning after the entire country laughed itself to death.
The alarm was first raised at around 10pm last night as thousands of phone calls and text messages went unanswered.
Small groups of volunteers from Berwick-Upon-Tweed and Carlisle ventured north just after midnight only to find houses full of dead people gathered around still blaring television sets.
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An ye harm none, do what ye will....
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jimbo;723852 wrote: the ba**ards probably watched the england football match :rolleyes::rolleyes:
Nah, that wasn't comedy - it was tragedy.
England, a third world country populated by no hopers
Just what the Scots would cackle over :wah:
Nah, that wasn't comedy - it was tragedy.
England, a third world country populated by no hopers
Just what the Scots would cackle over :wah:
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:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
Thought for a minute it was going to be about the scottish govt.
Thought for a minute it was going to be about the scottish govt.
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I'm hesitant to post a link to this but - just to stir the pot...
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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When flower power came along I stood for Human Rights, marched around for peace and freedom, had some nooky every night - we took it serious. [Fred Wedlock, "The Folker"]
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jimbo;723852 wrote: the ba**ards probably watched the england football match :rolleyes::rolleyes:
Gee its only a game calm it not all Scots hate the English its just a Steryotype i don't hate the English i got family their and my best friend is English
Gee its only a game calm it not all Scots hate the English its just a Steryotype i don't hate the English i got family their and my best friend is English
"Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, 'I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight', people would say, 'Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.' " Michael Jackson
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spot;723963 wrote: I'm hesitant to post a link to this but - just to stir the pot...
Not that you'd *ever* do that :yh_rotfl
Not that you'd *ever* do that :yh_rotfl
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spot;723963 wrote: I'm hesitant to post a link to this but - just to stir the pot...
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
nil desperandum
You must admit though our national anthem (albeit unofficial ) is a damn sight better than god save the queen.
sing along now.
actually some of the comments are hilarious. Articulate and to the point.
:yh_rotfl:yh_rotfl
nil desperandum
You must admit though our national anthem (albeit unofficial ) is a damn sight better than god save the queen.
sing along now.
actually some of the comments are hilarious. Articulate and to the point.