Truisms

[Chezzie]

The nicest thing about the future is that it always starts tomorrow.

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Money will buy a fine dog, but only kindness will make him wag his tail.

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If you don't have a sense of humor, you probably don't have any sense at all.

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Seat belts are not as confining as wheelchairs.

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A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

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Business conventions are important because they demonstrate how many

people a company can operate without.

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No one has more driving ambition than the teenager who wants to buy a

car.

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There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.

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There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4

AM. It could be a right number.

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Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his

team is winning.

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I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.

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Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to

like it.

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The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same

size bucket.

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After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching in every joint, you

are probably dead.

[Indian Princess]

I work all week long to get my paycheck,and takes 1 hour paying bills too spen it